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July 07, 2005
Democracy, Tanqueray, SexyDrinking gin is no longer just a pleasing tipple. Now it's a righteous cause. Never Pass Up An NRO Link For Post-Pimping: James Bond, as written by George Galloway and Michael Moore. Fisking an unobjectionable article about archaeology, just because I'm in a bad mood. (Content warning.) posted by Ace at 01:03 PM
CommentsTanqueray works better in the headline, but make mine a Sapphire. Posted by: NapoleonInRags on July 7, 2005 01:53 PM
Beefeater..it doesn't get more British. Cheers. Posted by: brak on July 7, 2005 01:53 PM
After work today, I'm going on the hunt for a good British beer. Not a big fan of gin. Posted by: Slublog on July 7, 2005 01:55 PM
Today I'm a gin man. Slublog, try the Boddington's. Excellent. Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 7, 2005 01:59 PM
First photo is up. Discovered I already had some Bombay, but bought more anyway. Posted by: rho on July 7, 2005 02:09 PM
Howsabout a Guinness? Posted by: NickS on July 7, 2005 02:24 PM
I'm flogging this hard, and giving credit to Ace. This performs two functions: one, I drink at noon; two, hopefully it will dig Ace out of the doldrums; three, when I drink I can't count well, and man do I feel a kinship with my brethren Brits. Posted by: rho on July 7, 2005 02:34 PM
Ace, Tonight, after my swim. Gin. Posted by: on July 7, 2005 02:35 PM
Guinness is for those bloody filthy Irish papists No offense to any Irish around Posted by: brak on July 7, 2005 02:36 PM
I'm in. Off to the shop to find some good brit beer. Any suggestions? We've got a lot of toasts to make tonight. Posted by: El Capitan on July 7, 2005 02:45 PM
Discovered a nasty thing about Flickr groups, you have to be a member in order to see the photos. Oh well, here's the first photo: http://flickr.com/photos/13912026@N00/ Join Flickr and join the group. I need to add a link to Ace's page, too. Doing that now. Posted by: rho on July 7, 2005 03:41 PM
Well, I just got back from the grocery store. The only British beer I could find was Bass. I'll send pictures later. Posted by: Slublog on July 7, 2005 04:07 PM
Okay, forget Guinness. Bass it is! Posted by: NickS on July 7, 2005 04:23 PM
Drinking gin is no longer just a pleasing nipple? Well, no. But, is a pleasing nipple no longer a gin drink? Posted by: on July 7, 2005 07:08 PM
My pref would be Boodles, but I will gladly switch to Tanqueray in support of the Brits. (and I shall strike a match to a cigar of "Churchill-ian proportion as well) Posted by: JT on July 8, 2005 06:03 PM
Make mine a Boodles, with a twist! Posted by: Mortimer Snead on July 8, 2005 06:04 PM
Bully for me! I have some Guinness in the fridge and Beefeater in the freezer! (I take pride in my bar variety when Hosting... Posted by: Ken_ImALondonerNow on July 8, 2005 06:07 PM
I'll have a few tonight. And an Corner link as well. Nice Posted by: brak on July 8, 2005 06:21 PM
LaBatt's Blue from Her Majesty's Dominion just north of here. And a few rousing verses of "Jerusalem" "And did Those feet Posted by: JDB on July 8, 2005 06:49 PM
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Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.
Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.
One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
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Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]()
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Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
Gee I wonder where they might have met Oh and she's a vegan When Corey Booker needed a "girlfriend," he conjured up known LGBTQ activist Rosario Dawson. How convenient that when these guys need a girlfriend to show off to the normies that just happen to find an activist with a strong history of and interest in Supporting Gay Men But seriously, this James Talarico romance with a Neighbor with a Uterus is a love story for the ages. The passion of their lovemaking is hotter than a blue star with a core of Primordial Sex Atoms created in the Big Bang
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