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July 06, 2005

Re-Post, Just Because I Hate Oliver Willis So Much

Gotta admit, I haven't been re-linking my old stuff very often. Because, you know, I've already re-linked it a thousand times.

This wasn't really terribly funny, but it was kinda nasty. And sometimes nasty is an acceptable substitute for funny.

Just so you know, several of the jokes have to do with Oliver Willis denigrating someone's looks. To refresh your memory, and so you get the joke, Willis had just put up a bunch of not-very-flattering pictures of the very sexiful Michelle Malkin and basically called her ugly.

Yes, I'll give you a moment to let that sink in.

Oliver Willis.

Called.

Michelle Malkin.

Ugly.

He also tried his hand with a bit of racism in making hi-larious jokes about her Filippino heritage.

Anyway: the Oliver Willis SAT's.


posted by Ace at 04:41 PM
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"She has sharp knees" is an acceptable retort when someone like O-Chub mocks someone like MM.

I just had that explained to me this weekend - hehe.

Posted by: fat kid on July 6, 2005 05:08 PM

I, for one, think Mrs. Malkin is pretty damn foxy.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on July 6, 2005 05:30 PM

Oliver Willis called Michelle Malkin ugly?

Hyperbole, meet Mr. Off The Planet

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 6, 2005 05:51 PM

Let's be honest we all know O-Chub has said
"I'll suck your dick for a cheesburger"

Posted by: Iblis on July 6, 2005 05:53 PM

I have several unsuccessful attempts to post comments to Humpty-Oli's site in the past.

Let's just say he's as attractive on the inside as he is on the outside.

Posted by: Log Cabin on July 6, 2005 07:31 PM

LC: You've been "inside" Ollie? Eeek. I'd hope you'd have higher standards.

MM is cute, but her politics are what make her extra attractive. I'm usually not attracted to Filipina women, probably because they remind me of my mom and that's just too freaking weird for me, but she's definitly got it going on.

Ollie is just a pathetic, racist, fat turd.


Delusional too.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on July 6, 2005 08:50 PM

Someone put a link up to these pictures where Malkin supposedly doesn't look good. I wanna see exactly what chick-magnet Willis says he wouldn't do, then laugh my ass off.

If that guy's ever touched a boobie w/o it resulting in a restraining order or a cloud of pepper spray, I'll eat my hat. Literally. It's a blue baseball type hat. Got the sliding thing instead of the plastic 'fitting' thingos. I'll eat it.

Posted by: Ray Midge on July 6, 2005 09:18 PM

Well, Oiver seems to have expressed his likings on Usenet, lo those many years ago.

http://groups-beta.google.com/groups?hl=en&q=%22oliver+willis%22+porn

Jenny McCarthy, Janine ...

Given that, I *understand* his visceral reaction to somebody who's not ivory white with nice tits.

btw, an "Oliver Willis" and "kryptonite" search leads to a TMI situation. Don't do it.

You've been warned


Posted by: on July 6, 2005 09:58 PM

I don't usually join in on "bash another blogger" sessions but I'm always happy to make exceptions for racist pigs and fascist apologists like O-dub.

He's a pampered suburbanite poser and a racist brat who gets away with it because he's black and thinks that gives him a license to be an asshole--but anyone who reads him knows that he's a racist and the only reason he slings the accusation at others is to insulate himself from the accusation.

I'll give you this compliment though: at least you didn't link him. That's what he wants, linkage. Don't give it to him.

Posted by: Dean Esmay on July 6, 2005 10:10 PM

Speaking as someone who has sent enough emails to Michelle Malkin regarding her hotness to warrant a restraining order, I am flabbergasted. Or in this case, blubbergasted.

He's just mad she's out of his league. I think we all know sour grapes when we see them, although in his case "sour Double Whoppers with Bacon and Cheese" would be more apropos.

Posted by: TallDave on July 6, 2005 10:34 PM

Pictures of Michelle Malkin are like pizza... even when they're bad, they're still good.

Posted by: Watcher on July 6, 2005 11:11 PM
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