Where do you find this stuff?

And, in all seriousness, are you gay? I am just wondering because I am thinking of doing a post about how AOS is the anti-Andrew Sullivan.

No, ace is not gay. He has allowed his inner gay guy, the inner gay guy *everyone* has inside them, a voice. You want a story? Interview your own inner gay guy, aaron. Talk to him. Leave ace's alone!

No, ace is not gay. He has allowed his inner gay guy, the inner gay guy *everyone* has inside them, a voice.

Everyone? For the record, the digitalbrownshirt does not now, nor ever has had a gay guy inside of him.

That is all.

Let me out! Let me out!

So you're a pitcher and not a catcher, brownshirt?

Is there a site about Sean Connery's thumb? Left thumb, of course.

The eyebrow theory would explain all the shitty female acting. You can't move your eyebrows when you're botoxed.

Guess that makes Nimoy the Uber actor.

Hey, I can do the eyebrow thing! All I need now is an agent and it's Hollyweird here I come! Ah crap, but then I'd have to join the Film Actors Guild. Screw it.

Not gay. I swear.

Ace is not gay.

Though he does have sex with men on occasion.

But, he does it like a Viking though, right? That makes it un-gay. That's Ace - slicing man pooter like an f'ing Viking!

Fucking females is for poofs.

But, he does it like a Viking though, right?

Well, like a Norwegian maybe.

Madeline Stowe seems to think that you can't act unless you are able to laugh and cry at the same time... that always makes me want to furrow my brows and point my finger at her very angrily.

Well, like a Norwegian maybe.

A sexy Norwegian.

Ace, first off, thank you very much for the link.

Second off, I'm pretty sure this here is a milestone-- I think this is the first time you've ever linked me when *I* didn't send you the link.

You sneaking a visit over to my site when I'm not looking? Or did one of Garfield Ridge's Unholy Minions of Blogospheric Doom tipped you off?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Oh, and Ace isn't gay. He's bi.

At least that's what Cedarford wrote last week, when Ace wasn't posting because he was playing online p0ker for 64 hours straight.

Dette er ess. Jeg er en sexy bisexual. Jeg snitter som en sexy norsk.

Ja, ja, er det sann. I. Skive. Som. A. Sexy. Norsk.

Gay/straight/bi. Whatever. It's irrelevant. I'd do him.

Speaking of online p0ker,

http://home.earthlink.net/~ramashiva/_wsn/page4.html

Read the whole thing. You'll be glad you did.

Ace is right about the eyebrows thing. Case in point: William Hurt never moves any part of his face in any of his movies, and plays the same freaking character every time. He's just "William Hurt, sensitive white male". Hey, Bill, try emoting via facial expression sometime!

Of course, this theory would also imply that Tom Snyder would have been the greatest actor of all time ... so it might need some tweaks.

A moment of reflection for William Hurt's finest film role, the peyote-fueled half-man/half-ape beast in "Altered States."

Great acting, that. So good, in fact, that we got an A-Ha! video out of the deal.

Oh, and Blair Brown had nice breasts.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

So, where's ace this morning? Did he get popped last night shooting off bottle rockets? Had the cops heard the his "it wasn't me, it was the p.r. kids!" excuse once too often?

And in related news, some geek puts up a site devoted to scenes in Tom Cruise movies where he does a 100-yard dash.

*points finger* don't you people know there's a war on?

GOOGLE BIAS: CHECK IT OUT AT MY SITE, JUST CLICK MY NAME.

No thanks, I am holding out for free herbal online p0ker viagra.

http://www.psychologie.uni-wuerzburg.de/i4pages/assets/images/Zeuge.jpg

This picture from "Witness" would seem to indicate Harrison doesn't like others pointing.