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My people are currently in negotiations with Joe Lieberman's people for the rights to "Joementum II."

Biden's going to have to have a large staff of interns double check every speech he'll make to verify that no two words have every been spoken together before by anybody... cause you know that Hillary will have her staff do the same thing.

That slogan is vaguely reminiscent of the great Bill the Cat/Opus Meadow Party slogan of '88: "This time, why not the worst?" Good stuff.

Ace, didn't I read this somewhere else before?

(Man, Biden plagiarism jokes are the jokes that keep on giving. . . those NEVER get old.)

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I really hope Joe Biden doesn't run because I've seen him on extended lectures on TV and he can be an awesome speaker! He's as full of shit as most Liberals, but he can be dangerously eloquent without getting obviously crazy like the rest of them. He's not as smarmy, smug and superior as Gore, instead he can look and sound quite reasonable, and like a wolf in sheep's clothing can be very dangerous. A formidable foe.

PS - Joe Biden would be much harder to beat than Hillary.

In my office, we refer to those dress shirts with white collars and cuffs as "Peter Pan shirts".

And we give you enough shit about wearing one that you only wear it once, take it home, and throw it away.

Two-tone shirts: it's an East Coast thing, DiT. You wouldn't understand.

Also, no talking shit about spats. We need to bring those back. Along with capes.

C'mon, tell me you wouldn't like to be able to wear a cape every day.

A cape, just like Frank Costanza's lawyer. How New York can you get?

First hair plug for men president, next stop the WORLD!

PS - Joe Biden would be much harder to beat than Hillary.

Why? Because she can't run as fast? Just get a longer stick/bat/mace/whatever.

Well compos, let's be honest, it must be hard for Hillary! to run in a pantsuit with those veiny man-calves of hers.

Oh geez...I hate those shirts with the white collars.

As for Biden's speaking ability...he's does okay in an address, but not so well when others are participating.

I once saw him do a 'town hall' type of deal with then Sen. Fred Thompson. He was jumping up and down, moving back and forth, and basically looked like a little kid trying to keep up with his big brother.

Pretty entertaining, really.

Can we please stop the comb overs? Seriously!!

As a folically challenged man I stand squarely against both Carl Levin and Joe Biden on principle. Principles man!!

Stop the comb over!!

Combover's still better than a ponytail on a man.

"smug self-deluded prick" is VERY good. Wish I'd said that. He's also a pernicious little ferret.

pernicious little ferret - great phrase that, and with your permission I'm gonna use that.