"Friday will be all lesbian news day. Everything is going to have some sort of Sapphic angle.

Posted by ace at June 14, 2005 09:34 PM"

Still waiting.

Nice thread to post your comment in. You and Durbin share a lot in common.

Good post. Will this finally be the hyperbolic nazi-comparison that straw that breask the camels back? Doubtful. As the MSM has told us, just ignore it.

Perfect post, Ace. Keep 'em coming.

Poor Michael, Can't help you out on this one--I loves the men.

Michael,

I did call him a "filthy little twat."

But it wasn't in an erotic sense, Ace. Durbin gives pussies a bad name.

All right, I'm gonna' go ahead and question the patriotism of the Dems' party leadership. This isn't loyal opposition, it's quasi-seditionist horseshit that endangers U.S. servicemen everywhere they're stationed. These self-aggrandizing, intellectually dishonest, terrorist-sympthazing douche nozzles are simply beyond reform.

As Traffic Santa sez, it's not like there isn't a war going on.

So, ace, type filthy little twat low and slow with dirty fingers so Iblis and Michael can get hardons.

Or say it like Kenny Blankenship.
Dirty Girl. Dirty Girl

"Poor Michael, Can't help you out on this one--I loves the men."

Lipstick:

Well, don't get me wrong. Myself, I am revolted, revolted I say, by hot-slurpy-girl-on-girl action. I'm just, y'know, willing to put up with it if it makes Dave happy.

My own tastes are more mundane, normal stuff, like female-wrestlers-punish-old-guy-in-Batman-suit action. The kind of stuff everyone likes.

Dick Durbin sounds like a really bad gay porno actor's name.

Dick Durbin starring in Prison Camp Boys! Cum inside as warden Dick interigates naked enemy soldiers who are helplessly chained to the floor in hot, sweaty cells!

See, I went the other way from the lesbian thing. I figure if you're not going to be true to your word, I'll just fuck it up a little more.

To determine what your individual porno name would be is to combine the name of your childhood pet and the name of the street you lived on.

Mine would be Harry Vandenburg.

Cleo Bentley -- maybe I should change that to Clyde Bentley

What I have never heard about Gitmo is any report of a single instance of prisoners abusing each other. No fights, no rapes, nothing. In any facility of this kind, one would expect such incidents on a regular basis, especially a facility where the inmates are demonstrably predisposed to violence. Either Gitmo is the safest prison on earth, or the inmates really are model proponents of the Religion of Peace. Or we're just not hearing about it.

Jeez, my porno name is then Rosie Lynncrest. I think I'll let the studio come up with something better.

Moses Pebble Beach.

I have no idea what kind of films I'll be starring in, but I'll bet they get weird.

Dave:

I don't know either, but I'm willing to rent a copy to find out.

Either Gitmo is the safest prison on earth, or the inmates really are model proponents of the Religion of Peace.

They are kept separated from each other and there is a high guard to prisoner ratio.

"They are kept separated from each other and there is a high guard to prisoner ratio."

Yeah, so at the American Gulag the U.S. taxpayers are paying big bucks to ensure that nobody gets hurt. Guess that makes us all . . . a bunch of Nazis?

Pepper Veil

Geeze, I feel like Angie Dickenson or something...

Princess Allerton here.

Goldie Hawn.

...

Okay, that was weird.

"Jeez, my porno name is then Rosie Lynncrest. I think I'll let the studio come up with something better."

Viejo Batman?

Viejo Batman?

I don't really think so. 53.

Just pulling your cape. :)

Had to go after something, anything, when you pounced on the foot thing...

Pepper Vail?

Pepper Vail could make me forget about Betsy.

Veil is even better. E is a better vowel.

OK, I'm going to stop being mean to Michael and turn my attention to asking why on earth someone would name a pet "Moses"!

"Had to go after something, anything, when you pounced on the foot thing..."

Glad you mentioned that. Have you cleared those things aside so that the Mississipi River barge traffic can resume as normal? Soak your feet in Lake Erie or something, the economy of St. Louis is hurting.

My kid sister named him. She did things I'm still scratching my head about, 30 years later.

He was a beagle puppy. I wanted to name him "Whizzer".

I and my feet will rule the world! Cringe, you small-footed, river-transportationally-challenged peons! All your river belong to me!!!

Shadow Highway?

ok too weird. too too weird. Glad I went with the other career.

Osrik Nicolet.

(could I switch it around?)

Nicolet Osrik.

Doesn't matter, it would still suck. OH, but that's usually the idea, isn't It?

Shadow Highway:

Actually, that's a pretty intriguing name. Maybe you should rethink your career goals.

> To determine what your individual porno name would be is to combine the name of your childhood pet and the name of the street you lived on.

Masky Wainwright.

Then we moved to Florida and I became:

Suzy Holly.

You have to admit that thats hot!

Brewfan, Yeah, "Princess", that's hot.

Flame-thread material for sure!

O.J. Birch for me. Hey, my porno name sports some wood! And, no, the name O.J. had nothing to do with that football player. O.J. = Orange Juice.

Oooh, I LIKE Shadow Highway! That's hot.

Moose Charlewood.

I wish I was making that up.

LD, you're not kidding. There's flame war ammo here for sure!

Moose Charlewood might be the best one yet! Lol!

There's flame war ammo here for sure!

Um, I just made that up about "Rosie Lynncrest." Just trying to be funny. Heh, heh. Really.

No, Princess, yours is the best!

Nice try, though.

Kitty Whitmore.

KITTY WHITMORE?

OK, I promised to knock off the spanking jokes, but . . .

*MMUUMPHM. Michael stuffs sock in mouth.*

Viejo Batman?

Lipstick:

On the other hand, the thing I'm really looking forward to in life is being a grandfather. That's still six or ten years away for me, but I eagerly await the moment. I'm going to be the best grandfather on this planet, because I believe in the importance of these intergenerational ties. The mobility of American culture has made this all too rare. Grandparents can make a contribution to kids that parents simply can't. Grandparents have time, and patience, and perspective.

I think kids need to be grounded in the past, and elders need to be grounded in the future.

Does that make me old?

Kitty Whitmore?

Wasn't she the barmaid in Gunsmoke?

She was hot, by the way.

Shit!

Snowshoes Shalledon.

Dad said he took the old blind cat out to a farm where she could run free and be what a cat ought to be. Oh she was on a farm alright....she bought the farm!

Nah Michael, I was just pulling your leg, maybe a little too much. Sorry about that.

And grandparents are the absolute best, congratulations in advance.

Hmm... "Zip Eastwood"
(heh heh- he said "wood")

Not bad!

Wasn't she the barmaid in Gunsmoke?

Such lack of respect. Miss Kitty was the owner of the Long Branch Saloon.

I'm Buster County Road K49.

Here to deliver your pizza, ma'am.

(wokka chikka wokka chikka)

hey, I said she was hot.

that she was an entreprenuer makes her even more so.

All is forgiven, Dave. While we're on the subject of barmaids in the West -- remember this?

Catch a cannon ball now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

Cat Yale.

Is that what Norskies call an animal shelter?

Yumpin' Yimminy!

I hate admitting I'm old enough to remember "The Band"

Take a load off Fanny

Madison Mac. Or Mac Madison.

up on cripple creek,
she sends me
if i spring a leak
she mends me
i don't have to speak,
a-she defends me
a drunkard's dream if ah ever did seeeee one ...

I see my light come shining
From the west unto the east.
Any day now, any day now,
I shall be released.

Oooooooooo girllllll...

You got what I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed,

And you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend.

Oooooooooo girllllll...

The road is looooooooooonnnnnnnnnnng

(sound of Knemon being apprehended before he can "sing" another bar of "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" by the Hollies)

HiSWELLLLLLFARE IS MYYYYYYY CONCEEEEERNNNN

(he's struggled free of his bonds! after him!)