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June 14, 2005

President Bush Shares Intimate Dinner With Porn Star!

Well, not really all that intimate.

Mary Carey, who ran in the California recall race primarily on the strength of her industrial-grade brasierre, will be a guest at an upcoming GOP fundraiser, attended by the President.

She says she's a "Christian."

Okay.

I guess that's my kind of "Christian." Kind of like Sister Christian of Nightranger fame, fifteen years later and a bit worn down for the wear, and working in entry-level lesbian-oriented porn.

A Special Request: Whatever you do, do not send me any links for Mary Carey hardcore. Theft of intellectual property is against the law.

Then again, who would catch you? No one, that's who.


posted by Ace at 08:02 PM
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honestly, i would mouth-fuck the teeth out of that slore. also, i think its funny they gave her a 'chaperone' just in case she decided she wanted to sporadically insta-fuck random attendees.

Posted by: Meatfuck McGillicuddy on June 14, 2005 08:13 PM

She's really not my type, I just got tired on blonde hair and fake tits at some point, even on Jenna Jameson herself. On the other hand, if I'm ever President, Aimee Sweet gets a set of door keys.

Posted by: SGT Dan on June 14, 2005 08:15 PM

Yeah, from what I've seen of Miss Carey (uh, all G-rated. . . ahem), she's a 5 at best on the All Time Porn Star Ranking.

10 being "Ginger Lynn before the coke/Jenna Jameson before the job/Traci Lords before you knew she was illegal."

1 being "6'5" meth-addled Dominican she-male afflicted with vitiligo."

Man, I wish Christy Canyon had run for governor. . . that woulda been sweet.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 14, 2005 08:24 PM

Bleah.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on June 14, 2005 08:51 PM

Mary Carey gave us the first blog interview (to come in the next week). Look: donors are donors. Should all individual donors be screened for their "morality?" This is an attempt to make the republican party look hypocritical.

Porn is legal. It is a small business. I work for the SBA and I say let her fuck her way into prosperity. If we are the party of Christians than we know that the ultimate judgement belongs to God. If she accepted Christ as her savior, she has nothing to worry about.

Is Bush dining with her any different than Bush dining with Bono? Should he judge Bono by his music/politics or by what they want to accomplish.

I would hate it if my job with the government revolved around my personal beliefs and actions. Live and let live. Bush didn't invite her to the white house...she paid for a plate and deserves her time with the president like everyone that paid.

Posted by: Aaron on June 14, 2005 09:08 PM

Whenever I heard a practicing homosexual describe himself as a "gay christian" I would tell people that "gay christian" made as much sense as "christian porn star" or "godly prostitute".
Now, apparently, we have a "christian" porn star.
When life imitates art, it's bad enough: when life imitates satire, it's time to check into Bellevue.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: marcus on June 14, 2005 09:17 PM

Porn is legal.

I think it's sort of a gray area. Owning and selling porn seems to be legal, but production of porn is arguably a form of prostitution.

Plus, the whole business is mob-influenced (or so I've heard), and stuff goes on there that would make OSCHA wince.

Posted by: ace on June 14, 2005 09:24 PM

Not that I'm complaining.

But even if it is legal -- I guess there's a porn loophole to prostitution laws -- that doesn't mean a President wants to dine with someone in a very dubious industry.

Selling bullshit diet aids may be legal (depending on whether your advertising is misleading enough to be illegal), but that doesn't mean you'd want to eat with someone engaged in a business that preys on the desperate.

Posted by: ace on June 14, 2005 09:27 PM

ace--

There's no porn loophole to any of the prostitution laws I've been conv, umm, am familiar with.

Sex for money is illegal. Also, obscenity is illegal. You have a right to possess obscene material in your home, but I don't think you have the right to produce it.

Unless I miss my guess, this falls under the exception of things that are illegal but are practically never prosecuted unless business is really really slow around the old jailhouse.

I think this is actually a pretty important distinction. I don't think the President should take a contribution from someone who clearly made the money in an illegal business, even if that business is something widely tolerated.

Posted by: See-Dubya on June 14, 2005 09:58 PM

Yep. Findlaw leads me to 18 USC section 1466:

Section 1466. Engaging in the business of selling or transferring obscene matter

(a) Whoever is engaged in the business of selling or transferring
obscene matter, who knowingly receives or possesses with intent to
distribute any obscene book, magazine, picture, paper, film,
videotape, or phonograph or other audio recording, which has been
shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce, shall be
punished by imprisonment for not more than 5 years or by a fine
under this title, or both.
(b) As used in this section, the term ''engaged in the business''
means that the person who sells or transfers or offers to sell or
transfer obscene matter devotes time, attention, or labor to such
activities, as a regular course of trade or business, with the
objective of earning a profit, although it is not necessary that
the person make a profit or that the selling or transferring or
offering to sell or transfer such material be the person's sole or
principal business or source of income. The offering for sale of
or to transfer, at one time, two or more copies of any obscene
publication, or two or more of any obscene article, or a combined
total of five or more such publications and articles, shall create
a rebuttable presumption that the person so offering them is
''engaged in the business'' as defined in this subsection.

I may post on this later this evening. But for now: is there any doubt that Ms. Carey's job meets this definition, and does it rise to the level of obscenity?

(I'm not actually willing to check.)

Posted by: See-Dubya on June 14, 2005 10:09 PM


As WorldNetDaily reported, the buxom Carey, 24, ran for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger on a platform that included taxing breast enhancements, making lap dances tax deductible, recruiting porn stars as "ambassadors of good will" and putting Web cams up in every room of the governor's mansion.

"I'm hoping to run as lieutenant governor of California next year," Carey said. "Since Arnold [Schwarzenegger] is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me."

Added Carey: "I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove. Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"

Posted by: Stavn on June 14, 2005 11:06 PM

Ace - the mob got run out of porn in the late 70's. Jews dominate all aspects of the porn industry now. See lukeford.com if you're curious.

Posted by: Cedarford on June 15, 2005 12:54 AM

BTW - Luke Ford, who is the porn industry's unofficial chronicler, is himself Jewish.

Posted by: Cedarford on June 15, 2005 12:56 AM

I think there is a legal distinction between being "obscene" and merely "indecent." The distinction is one of those nightmarish judicial tortures that have seriously crippled the law with respect to porn.

Posted by: jwcharles on June 15, 2005 08:06 AM

The loophole is that porn stars aren't being paid to have sex. They are having sex of their own volition. They are being paid to allow it to be filmed.

Porn is a multi-billion dollar business that, for better or worse, is becoming more and more mainstream. Better that she is donating to our side. This is typical "hypocrisy" tripe, but we really are a "big tent" party. Insert tentpole joke here.

Posted by: brak on June 15, 2005 09:36 AM

Kind of like Sister Christian of Nightranger fame, fifteen years later and a bit worn

Actually, Sister Christain was only looking for Mr. Right, not to get rich through porn. And it was a hit in 1983 not 1990. Mental truncation of time is one of the first signs of aging. Why it seems like only yesterday that our old La Salle ran great ...

Sister Christian Oh, the time has come And you knowThat you're the only one to say Okay Where you going What you looking for You know those boys Don't want to play no more With youIt's true
Motoring, What's your price for flight? In finding mister right? You'll be all right tonight Babe, you knowYou're growing up so fast Mommy's worryingThat you won't last to say Let's play Sister ChristianThere's so much in life Don't you give it up Before your time is due It's true CHORUS Motoring What's your price for flightYou've got him in your sights And driving through the nightMotoring What's your price for flightIn finding mister right You'll be all right tonightSister ChristianOh, the time has come And you knowThat you're the only one to say Okay But you're motoring ..

Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on June 15, 2005 12:27 PM

72, I thought the word was "moldering". It makes more sense at least.

Posted by: Lipstick on June 15, 2005 03:10 PM


But Will Their Children Produce Porn News?

(BEVERLY HILLS) -- X-rated video mogul Mark Kulkis, who escorted porn star Mary Carey to June's GOP dinner with President Bush, has found a new love interest: Washington powerdater and CNN producer Kathy Benz.

The two met during an interview while Kulkis, 40, president and CEO of Kick Ass Pictures, was in DC for the National Republican Congressional Committee's annual President's Dinner. He's honorary chairman of the NRCC's Business Advisory Council, a roundtable of millionaire entrepreneurs.

Benz denies she's cozying up to Kulkis to get a scoop for CNN about the private lunch he and Carey had with White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove. "Mark's a wonderful guy and I think this could be the real thing," she tells girlfriends.

Benz, 35, is known in Washington power circles for dating such figures as venture capitalist Jonathan Ledecky (now trying to buy the Washington Nationals), Univ. of Maryland basketball coach Gary Williams, and spent time last August with Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin at his Hamptons home.

Her regular companions include Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.), John Sununu, Sr, venture capitalist Mark Ein, Chicago Cubs VP John McDonough and Democratic lawyer Julian Epstein. She was engaged to John Daggett, AOL millionaire.

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/05/317721.shtml#181029

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