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June 11, 2005
Movies Off The Beaten Path. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]I would have posted earlier, but my weekends generally involve a few very important tasks: mowing the lawn, catching a ball game, shredding documents, etc. I also see movies, lots of movies. I usually get by with going to the theater once a week, often more. Unfortunately, my tolerance for crappy movies continues to decline. Whereas I once found myself enjoying nearly every movie I see (there's beauty in everything, except the cinematic works of Pauly Shore), I now find myself avoiding films that ooze crapitude. This obviously hurts my "water cooler quotient"-- if I don't go see something like Mr. and Mrs. Smith, whatever will I talk about come Monday? So, my dilemma is thus: as I get older I'm getting pickier when it comes to Hollywood blockbusters, yet I really don't enjoy pretentious arthouse films, either. Some I enjoy quite a bit-- among my favorite films of last year were Sideways, Hotel Rwanda, A Very Long Engagement, and Touching The Void-- but for the most part, I can't stand artsy-fartsy films. Not even if Eva Green gets naked. C'mon, that's why I have INTERNET-- so I can download photos instead of seeing the movie. Efficiency, baby. I feel that that to be good, drama has to have some purpose to it, a narrative thrust other than "Our lives are depressing, our families have secrets, watch me smoke Gauloises." I'd rather slit my wrists and bleed out into my popcorn than watch a piece of self-indulgent garbage from the likes of Lars von Trier. In the end, I need to be entertained. Anyway, long story longer-- instead of seeing the latest Hollywood-produced dreck this weekend, I went and watched the British gangster movie Layer Cake. If you're a fan of British gangster films like Get Carter or Sexy Beast, or even American mob films like Goodfellas, this is a great film for you. I highly recommend it. So, this gets me to thinking-- what films off the beaten path do *you* all enjoy? If you're like me and enjoy action, thrills, and meaty drama, but can't help but be disappointed in the Michael Bay/Brett Ratner world we live in today, where every film is mere "product" destined for DVD piracy on the streets of Shanghai, well. . . what movies would you recommend? posted by Ace at 04:38 PM
CommentsGlad to see a post here mention Layer Cake. The crime film genre is maybe my favorite and been starving for one made w/ adults in mind for some time. Left really satisfied. Seems that the 'Quality flicks' well has been pretty dry for awhile now. Before 'Layer' it had been months and months since I'd been looking forward to anything. Would love to see a good movie more often, but they just ain't been there, Hollywood or indie. (okay, 'Downfall' was pretty darn good - but that's bout it that I can think of.) I remember all the talk bout how we were headin into the age of the indie, how the economics of the marker had shifted so we were gonna get this renaissance of the small batch, artisan crafted 'grown up' movie. Well, where are they? I live round tons of 'art houses.' How come they're filled w/ boring crap? Can't I get one smart flick bout a man in a tight spot clawing/fightin his way out instead of endless string of 13 year old Taiwanese girls struggling with their exquisitely delicate conflicted feelings? Blah. Posted by: Ray Midge on June 11, 2005 05:41 PM
The first off-the-beaten-path movie that comes to mind is The Way of the Gun. It's not totally unknown, but it wasn't exactly well received, either. Killer dialogue, and some of the more realistic shoot-out scenes ever portrayed in a movie like that. Good stuff. Posted by: US Soldier on June 11, 2005 07:09 PM
Ray-- yeah, I really enjoyed Downfall too (even wrote up a review of it). I don't idealize "independent" movies, and I have nothing against movies filled with explosions, car chases, and multi-million dollar special effects. It's just that so few of those are any good. I'm willing to forgo the big budget spectaculars for something more modest if in return I get a better movie. I'm sure that with a larger budget, something like Downfall would have been even more impressive-- but the odds are the story would have been lost in the shuffle. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 11, 2005 07:30 PM
Does Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels meet your criteria? What about some of Tarantino's early stuff? What about Boondock Saints? Equilibrium? Posted by: Tim Higgins on June 11, 2005 08:25 PM
Yup on all of those Tim, great flicks. BTW, Matthew Vaughn, the producer of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels is the director of Layer Cake, if that tells you what you need to know about the latter's pedigree. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 11, 2005 08:36 PM
Anybody see Videodrome? Mid 80's flick with James Woods and that chick from the group Blondie. Awesome film - I loved it. You get to see James whip a skin covered tv set while the blondie chick moans. Deeply strange film and you don't know what to expect from it at every turn. Another deeply strange film was Naked Lunch. Stars Peter Veller (Robocop). I saw it three times and I never could figure what the hell it was about. I even took notes one time. Just enjoy it for the surrealism. And typewriters eating each other. Finally, I give you "Brazil". Another surrealist movie about government run amok and has created a society that normal people cannot live in without going absolutely bonkers. Basically a society entirely run by liberals. It was directed by the American guy that did all the animated stuff for Monty Python. Terry Gilliam. He doesn't do many movies, but he always does strange ones - 12 Monkeys & Time Bandits are two others. I don't know of any more. Posted by: Enas Yorl on June 11, 2005 09:43 PM
Oh, and DO go see Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Great action flick and very funny. Impressive body count too. Posted by: Enas Yorl on June 11, 2005 10:20 PM
One movie that caught me completely by surprise was The Dreamlife of Angels. I had expected it to be another art-house snorefest, but it's really quite absorbing. Posted by: Carl Racki on June 11, 2005 10:29 PM
I probably ought to be smacked for recommending anything French, but Luc Besson's thrillers "La Femme Nikita" (the original; it inspired a really insipid Hollywood remake and a pretty good TV show) and "The Crimson Rivers" are well worth checking out. "Crimson Rivers," especially, is downright twisted; think of it as a French "Silence of the Lambs," with Jean Reno as a detective chasing a particularly fiendish serial killer. Besson also did a sequel to the latter film,, "Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse," which isn't quite as good, but has a fun plot centering around an ex-Nazi (played by Christopher Lee) looking for a missing Vatican treasure inside the Maginot Line. Posted by: Wes S. on June 12, 2005 12:43 AM
Wes, I like French movies when they're not about being French. Hence, Luc Besson gets a pass. Ditto Jean-Pierre Jeunet, although his movies are most definitely "French." Still, how can anyone hate anything with Audrey Tautou in it? She's the best thing to come out of France since the fries. No, my problem with French cinema is the self-indulgent crap for crap's sake that comes out of that country. I can respect Godard and Truffaut from a technical standpoint, but sweet Jesus, I'd rather shove a pen in my eye than watch their films. And don't get me started on the other "great" European directors, like Bertolucci and Fellini. . . yeesh. I'm crying for a Steven Seagal pool hall scene at that point. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 12, 2005 01:01 AM
CHUD.com is running a feature now: 100 movies that deserve more love. A lot of their picks are great. Posted by: anonymous on June 12, 2005 01:07 AM
Wow, that CHUD list is outstanding. Some real stinkers on there (I mean, "Long Kiss Goodnight"? Yechhh), but there are easily fifty of my favorite movies on that list. Yup, good food for a post, thanks! Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 12, 2005 01:19 AM
Try SLC(Salt Lake City) PUNK! Little known, but a better and more instghtfull commentary on the self-centered, poseur and ultimately LOSER world of the terminally hip druggie youth culture than all the sociology and cultural anthropology texts ever written. And sardonically funny to its core. Also try "Liquid Sky"--Art house flick with award-winning mucical (and VERY weird!, but appropriate) score (by a Frenchy, no less) . A combination of sci-fi gloss on the the NYC drug/culturally hip/gay-lesbien-bi/art-house crowd cum performance-art 80's scene. Main riff is gal who, everytime she has drug addled sex, at moment of climax, lurking alien space-ship sucks her lover inside ship Via ray-gun-like beam which hones in on drugs. For the non-hip among us opening credits remind us that "Liquid Sky" is an old term for herion. Double entendre, get it? aliens in sky--drugs--so badly way cool its good. Posted by: RVD on June 12, 2005 09:32 AM
P.S. One other little known 80's classic: An Australian work entitled "This Quiet Earth". Very hard to find on video now but well worth the hunt. A Sci-fi flick set in NZ about a world-wide scientific electromagnetic atmospheric experiment gone awry. (An unconscious precurser to the USAF "HARP" experiments now going on up in Alaska?) Background theme running parallel with their daily lives is fact that pulsations from still actively running experi-
Posted by: RVD on June 12, 2005 10:18 AM
I recommend _The Hot Spot_. Noirish drama starring Don Johnson, (naked!)Jennifer Connolly, and Virginia Madsen. Posted by: Some Guy on June 12, 2005 02:07 PM
I did get a lot of laughs out of _Long Kiss Goodnight_. It was awful but it was funny. Posted by: Some Guy on June 12, 2005 02:20 PM
The best "underappreciated" movie ever... "Flesh and Blood". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089153/ Wow!! Paul Verhoeven(Robocop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct) ... Rutger Hauer... Jennifer Jason Leigh(unbelievably youthful and full-frontal nekkid!)... Not to mention Bruno Kirby - "Young Clemenza"(Godfather II) and Brion James- "Ben Kehoe"/ AKA 'The Iceman'(48 Hrs.)... all set in a brutal look at life in a plague-ridden, medieval world. The viewer comment at IMDB says it all- "No movie, at the time, was more unabashedly filled with gore and nakedness." I like! Posted by: scott on June 13, 2005 03:46 AM
"One False Move", written by Billy Bob Thornton, was something I'd like to see again. "Don't Look Now", directed by Nick Roeg, may have been good or it may have just been awful. There is a point in the movie which is unrivalled for sheer WTF'nF strangeness, though. Again these aren't flat out recommendations so much as movies I'd like to see again to see whether they're any good. Posted by: See-Dubya on June 13, 2005 07:26 AM
I am partial to the German movie "Run, Lola, Run." It's, short, loaded with action and instead of a 90 minute movie trying to cram in a plot line spanning days, weeks or years, this movie takes place over about 20 minutes..those 20 minutes being lived out 3 different times by the lead actress, a la "Groundhog Day." I think this was the first movie for Franka Potente, Matt Damons girlfriend in the Borne movies, who even sang on the soundtrack. The action is non-stop (though it's mostly Franka running around a German city..literally) and there are some hilarious moments although it is not really a comedy. It's interseting from the standpoint of how little choices and random meetings can change your life dramatically. Plus I'm pretty sure it was at least part of the motivation for the TV show "Alias"..or at least the hairstyles in the first season. Posted by: brainy435 on June 13, 2005 10:28 AM
Two of my favorites are "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands", based on the novel by Brazilian writer Jorge Amado, and "the Return of Martin Guerre" (French, yes). I like "Dona Flor" because the book is one of my favorites and the film does a darn good job capturing such a rich book. Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on June 13, 2005 07:55 PM
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-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
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No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
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Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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