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May 11, 2026

Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/11/26)

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The Quotes of The Day

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“Because race has always been identified as a political consideration, not only as it relates to the constitution of the United States but also how it is implemented at the state level. That’s why these districts were always drawn so that they took race into consideration.” Donna Brazile


Quote II

"My child did not go to school and say anything harmful or bad," Little said. "They could have simply explained to him, 'Hey, we cannot build things that we think are a weapon or look like a gun.'" Chanti Little

Sounds like a school district that discriminates against black autistic children. Guess who else at that school district never learned to think outside the box? And further more I would bet a Benjamin that the decision was made by a woman.


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Time for a dose of Paul Joseph Watson, it's been a while.

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We have more laws on the books than we have pickles. Isn't there a RICO Statute or some other federal law we can disband this hive of lepers?

If anything, the SPLC proved more aggressive during Huang’s leadership. That 2022 “hate map” included Moms for Liberty and other parental rights groups alongside chapters of the Ku Klux Klan. The following year, the SPLC added groups of doctors who oppose transgender ideology to the map. Last year, it added PragerU, Focus on the Family, and Turning Point USA to the map. A few months later, Charlie Kirk got a bullet in the neck.

Hayden’s story reveals yet more dysfunction and corruption at the SPLC, but his suggestion that the SPLC should grow even more aggressive in demonizing conservatives is bone-chilling.

Let’s hope the new leadership doesn’t follow his advice.


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Call me a misanthropic curmudgeon. But why in the hell would you visit a landfill in a 3rd world country? Oh hell, a snipe hunt.

The 70-year-old had boarded the ship with his wife Miriam after they visited a landfill in Argentina, where they are believed to have caught the virus.

He was the first person to die, with Miriam dying a few days later trying to board a flight back home to the Netherlands from South Africa.

The couple was on a five-month trip in South America, and travelled to the landfill site as it is home to a rare species of Patagonian birds, including the White-bellied Seedsnipe.


So how does "Karen" Whittmer Governor of Michigan and Soros flunkie explain this? Soviet Style Trial in Michigan for Criticizing a Politician – A Horrifying True Story

There were no threats—just strong criticism of a public official using the powers of his office to silence dissent.

What happened next is straight out of a Soviet playbook. In December 2023—three months after Aisen’s last email—Aisen was arrested in Massachusetts, extradited to Michigan, and locked up in Oakland County Jail.

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Free time and imagination, what can't it do?

Tracking private jets has become increasingly popular in recent years, whether to shame artists like Taylor Swift for her carbon footprint or to simply monitor the activity of billionaires like Elon Musk.

McDonald told Straight Arrow that he witnessed a notable spike in flights by private aircraft around the time of Trump’s threats.

“Was it because Trump was threatening genocide without even getting the approval of Congress?” McDonald asked sarcastically. “Hard to say.”

The surge in activity led McDonald to wonder: Do the wealthiest among us know something that we don’t?

Inside information
Less than two weeks later, while reading about the perfect timing of $1 billion in prediction-market bets about the Iran war, an idea came to McDonald: the “Apocalypse Early Warning System.”


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I'm not sure if Spencer Pratt will be the next mayor of LA. But, he is giving it his best shot.



Pratt, Reform, Trump, MAGA, MAHA, the pendulum is swinging in the right direction. Can the correct rhythm continue?



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