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June 10, 2005

Batman Goodness [Jen @ Demure Thoughts]

Christian Bale wants an R rated version of Batman released in the sequel. Basically he wants Batman to get it on like any other hot blooded man with a rubber fetish.

I for one, being totally hot for Christian Bale since the nearly erotic Gun Kata scenes in "Equilibrium," am all for this. More Bale, please. Preferably with no shirt and sweaty. One request though... well, two actually.

1. Do a theatrical release of a pg-13 so the kids can still go to the film. Do the R-rated version on a special DVD.

2. Get Bale someone with out a raging case of oral herpes and hammer toes to get it on with.


posted by Ace at 11:59 AM
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Jennifer, sweetheart, I thought we discussed this?

PLEASE STOP RUINING MY WOMEN.

I live alone, in a life of fantasy, and you're taking away all that I have left.

Mean, mean woman you are.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on June 10, 2005 12:11 PM

FYI Jen...

CB has a rather nice shirtless, sweaty scene in Reign of Fire. Not that I go for that sort of thing....

Posted by: SithChick on June 10, 2005 12:19 PM

I have avoided watching "the machinist" because he dropped down to something like 130 pounds for the role. It is disturbing.

I like him in his current "state of hotness."

Dave... kate is so uhm... ewww. Now she is on the road to the big "S" and "EMeter"

Tom is having a nervous breakdown and/or some sort of psychotic personality split before our eyes on every talk she he appears. It is totally freaky. Plus, in the end, I say she is still just his beard.

Posted by: Jennifer on June 10, 2005 12:27 PM

Katie's foot issues will clear up as soon as she gets those thetans out of her ass.
God, I hate aliens.

Posted by: lauraw on June 10, 2005 12:33 PM

You mention the Thetans, I think this might be what is happening to Tom. They are trying to reassert their dominance within his "vessel"

I think God everyday for freak shows like this. I feel normal.

Posted by: Jennifer on June 10, 2005 12:38 PM

Yecccchhh! She should've used a condom! A relative of mine had genital herpes and was in despair about it until it went away - after almost ten years! They tried everything including acylavir which only surpressed it for awhile, and only then while they were taking it and enduring the side effects. This person married their partner (whom they gave it to) and they are virus free w/ two kids and a good marriage. But they had one hard time those first few years.

Posted by: Sitting Bullshit on June 10, 2005 12:51 PM

I'm not a "foot person" and I don't quite understand having a "thing" for feet.

That said, I'm totally turned off by nasty, blistered, reddened heels and deformed toes.

Maybe at some level there's a subconscious evolutionary process going on; i.e., "this woman doesn't have enough sense to not wear shoes that f**k up her feet; that doesn't bode well for her qualifications as a long-term partner."

Posted by: Alex on June 10, 2005 01:07 PM

Jennifer:

I worked with CB on "Swing Kids." Okay, I didn't work with him, but I chatted with him on the set a few times.

Then my girlfriend started a brawl at the wrap party, and CB, Robert Sean Leonard, and Frank Whaley broke it up. Pretty funny.

As for feet? I like sexy feet on women (as long as they are attached to a nice pair of legs), and Miami must be a foot-fetishist's dream. I see women here all the time in their CFM shoes and they don't seem to have any complications whatsoever.

Guys who say that they prefer women to wear sensible shoes are full of sh*t!

Posted by: SWLiP on June 10, 2005 01:53 PM

How could you enjoy ejaculating on those feet? I can't imagine having a normal, healthy relationship with her.

Posted by: Hubris on June 10, 2005 02:10 PM

It's possible for women to wear nice-looking shoes (not "sensible shoes" as the term is commonly understood - i.e. butch dyke footwear) that manage somehow not to cut into the back of the heel, squoosh their toes together in a pointy toe that looks like some designer (most likely a guy who carries a chihuahua around with him) decided to combine elf boots with Chinese foot-binding, or leave their mangled toes hanging half an inch over the front of the open toe like in that one pic of Holmes.

Posted by: Alex on June 10, 2005 02:17 PM

I'd rather see him take up dual auto-mags. Though I don't think he needs to bring back the lasso.

Kalroy

Posted by: Kalroy on June 10, 2005 03:56 PM

I like sensible shoes.
The stuff y'all females do to your feet is criminal. When it comes to shoes matching, not matching, being sufficiently tilted or pointed, "going" or otherwise, we normally don't notice - and if we do, that might not be a good sign.

Posted by: Knemon on June 10, 2005 05:52 PM

I like sensible shoes.

So do I. Heels go best with lacey underthings...for those times you wouldn't be doing much walking anyway.

Later,
bbeck

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