Thank you Jen, I really do appreciate your efforts. Although, to be honest, Jessica Simpson never did it for me-- just another incredibly dumb blonde who should eat more.

I'd still do her, of course.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Odd. I'd only seen pictures of her, mostly in ads at the local 7-11. She looked squeaky-clean and wholesomely cute, compared to a Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera.

Now that I've seen her "in action", she's nowhere near as appealing.

Drat.

How can she compete with babe-o-licious Britney?

You're both wackos. Gay wackos.

The carwash scne starting at 3:14 could resuscitate a dead man.

Or at least give him wood.

Remember the Seinfeld 'man-hand' episode? When I look at either one of the Simpson girls I think 'man-face'. Is it just me?

"When I look at either one of the Simpson girls I think 'man-face'. "

Who looks at her face?

You're both wackos. Gay wackos.

Flirty is good. Slut is overrated. Flirty leaves room for the active imagination to work its naughty magic; slut puts all the goods on the table and hawks them like a disinterested carnival barker.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, I'm just saying she lost a lot of her appeal.

Funny stuff. She's Hot, She's not! but you all agree... you'd do her.

"but you all agree... you'd do her"

Of course the standard around here is 'breathing'...

Well, duh, Jen.

Guilty as charged.

I'm picky, not dead,

That just took my appreciation for The Dukes of Hazzard to a whole new level. Thank you

If favoring women who don't look like they just deep-throated their way through an NFL locker room makes me gay, I don't wanna be straight.

What about women that don't look like it, but did it?

I understand thinking "oh, I find classy gals attractive," and I think the video was terribly overdone in the "hey this is innocent! yet actually near-pornographic sexuality" department - from the perspective of culture, art and Ms. Simpson's honour and respectability ...

... but when the first thing that comes out of your mouth when you see a gal with a body like that gyrating her ass in a pink bikini, radiating sudsy orgasmic bliss, is "ewww," well ...

... you just might be a gay wacko. And not know it. I'm not trying to be insulting, I'm just concerned. Have it checked.

Guys tend to instantly place women into one of two catagories.

1. Would do
2. Wouldn't do

I've added a third catagory

3. Would kill a priest to do

Is there a fourth category? For any man what is a man, even cat 3 would be a gimme.

What about women that don't look like it, but did it?

Sluts just aren't as interesting as they were when I was fifteen years old. When nude (or nearly-nude) women are commonplace in every form of media, the reserved, demure women become unusual, mysterious, and therefore (imho) more alluring.

Whether ya like Jessica or not, she was a virgin until she got married. Rare breed.

Sluts just aren't as interesting as they were when I was fifteen years old. When nude (or nearly-nude) women are commonplace in every form of media, the reserved, demure women become unusual, mysterious, and therefore (imho) more alluring.

Sure, I get that. if I see one more midriff I think I'll scream. But let's just say that that's why it surprised me that I was captivated at 3:14 in. I mean, that was just a whole new level of softcore porn right there. And credit must be given to the innovators, the pioneers of our cultural bankruptcy.

Jessica Simpson was never a slut. That's just what sells in Hollywood. She's a married adult with a great body, and that sells. I know people that grew up with her and she and her family have always been classy.

And credit must be given to the innovators, the pioneers of our cultural bankruptcy.

I mean, the entire concept of the show itself disgusts me, it's yet another lame reality show, modeled on a bad comedy series that I always hated - but dammit, despite all that, I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL.

"Gilligan's Island" -- Perfect example

Mary Ann -- would Do
Mrs. Howell -- wouldn't Do
Ginger -- Would kill a priest to do.

You wouldn't do Mrs. Howell?

Would kill a priest NOT to do.

That video makes me happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And the guys at the top of this thread are gay. Not "ghey". Gay. Homo's.

Jess Simpson is farking hawt. I'd kill the pope to nail her. If you're gonna say otherwise you better post a pic of your wife/gf and she better be even better lookin. :P

C'mon, "fat kid", admit it - you'd kill the pope anyway.

You rebel, you.

The carwash scne starting at 3:14 could resuscitate a dead man.

Damnit! Now I have to go back and watch the whole thing.

Not for nothin', but did anyone else notice the beer bottle she was toting around on that serving tray was fucking glued to the tray?

Okay, back to watch the carwash scene. I'll let ya'll know if I have a happy ending.

Okay, so I was premature. (in ending the video too soon).

That girl can wash my little General Lee anytime! Yeehaaawwwww!

"Jess Simpson is farking hawt"

If you like the manly look, who am I to judge.

:)

The men where you are from look like Jessica? Are you from France or Canada?

:)

j/k

Don't get me wrong. If the men where I live looked like Jessica I'd become a switch hitter for sure. I'm just saying she has a 'strong' profile...and I like to bust fat kid's chops :)

If men had asses like hers, I'd be a butt dart in a split second!

Let's see, who's sluttier, Jessica or the men who'd happily do her based upon a carefully choreographed video?

Hmm, that's sort of a "chicken or the egg" philosophical argument.

Later,
bbeck

bbeck,

lol! It does seem like a toss-up but Jessica's dancing was like a second-rate gentlemen's club so I'm going to say we're sluttier.

Hee hee, Brew. You're a gentleman and don't forget it.

I showed the video to the hubby and he had 3 things to say...

"Why is Daisy driving the General Lee?"

"Hey, they DID put the flag on the hood!"

"It's really nice for Daisy to help her cousins out and wash their car."

The last, of course, was dripping with innuendo.

Personally, sometimes chicks DO look hot in these dance videos, but this didn't do it for me.

Later,
bbeck

You're all missing the most important point, that makes this whole video bullshit - THE DOORS ON THE GENERAL LEE DON'T OPEN.