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June 10, 2005
Why does this not surprise me? [Jen @ Demure Thoughts]Ok, I am going on vacation next week with the WHOLE family to an undisclosed location in the florida panhandle. The first vacation in I do not know how long and the long standing rule of the universe is coming to pass. What rule you ask? The rule of: If Jennifer plans a trip to the beach it will cause a tropical storm and/or a flooding rain of biblical proportions. According to the weather channel there is a "freak" early season tropical storm moving into the gulf. They say it is going to hit Loseyournanner and Florida's panhandle on Saturday. Well that is just fine, I am not leaving until the weekend, but what are the chances the rain will all be gone by then? Eh? ZERO! I Will come back from Florida as white as I arrived. We will spend the week playing Canasta and Ziggity listening to my daughters (all 4 of them) whining, "When is it going to stop rainingggggg... We want to go swiiiiiimmmming." I will be hitting the tequila bottle strait by day three and will be looking for a local pharmacy and a bottle of Xanax by day 5. Everyone, I would like a concerted effort to pray the rain leaves and that I get to see the sun and sand without fear of rip tides and seaweed covered white sandy beaches at least two days of my trip. The day I arrive exhausted from the drive DOES NOT COUNT! posted by Ace at 11:45 AM
CommentsFret not, Jen. The rainiest parts of the storm are leading out in front, so it should pass through by Sunday. On top of this, you have me working in your favor as I'm going home to Loozerana tomorrow and therefore will act as a lure for the tropical storm. It will follow me, leaving you to fry to a crisp in on the sugar-white sands of the Redneck Riviera. Enjoy! Posted by: ken on June 10, 2005 12:34 PM
bless your pointed little head, ken! Go fast! Go now! :) I feel much better now! Posted by: jennifer on June 10, 2005 12:50 PM
The prob here is not really the rain per se, but the cottonmouths and copperheads it flushes out of the woods, and then during the dry-out you grow a crop of mosquitoes that are so large they hafta put FAA tail numbers on them. ENJOY! Posted by: ed in texas on June 10, 2005 05:06 PM
I am in texas, too. Southeast at the moment. Visiting family. This is where I grew up. Mosquito central. Posted by: Jennifer on June 10, 2005 05:13 PM
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Few people remember that Norm MacDonald began his career as a ventriloquist
MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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