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May 27, 2005

Funny, He Doesn't Look Like a Half-Crazy Accused Murderer

A pic of Phil Spector on trial.

Let's be honest: the judge should permit that hair to be entered into evidence and then proceed directly to the sentencing phase.

Thanks to NickS.

posted by Ace at 02:29 PM

Comments

He looks like a Chia Pet that somebody forgot to water.

Posted by: Annalucia on May 27, 2005 02:31 PM

Phil looks like the President of France as I imagine him.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on May 27, 2005 02:35 PM

I believe it's a wig.

Posted by: on May 27, 2005 02:41 PM

That reminds me, I need to scour my skillets.

Posted by: Hubris on May 27, 2005 02:43 PM

Phil skipped the 'half crazy" thing and went straight to "full-on crazy." The circus is back in town.

Posted by: THIRDWAVEDAVE on May 27, 2005 02:59 PM

Looks like the inventor of the "Wall of Sound" is working on the "Wall of Hair".

Posted by: Dogstar on May 27, 2005 03:12 PM

Dude was framed by Salieri. I saw it in a movie once.

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on May 27, 2005 03:18 PM

He should be put to death for the hair alone.

Posted by: TallDave on May 27, 2005 03:39 PM

This comment stolen from someone at the HuffPost, but worth repeating:

Nothing says "not guilty" like a Sideshow Bob 'fro.

Posted by: W.C. Varones on May 27, 2005 03:57 PM

If it's a wig, that's even worse. Who the heck would choose to purchase hair like that?

Cripes.

Posted by: Slublog on May 27, 2005 04:15 PM

Hey, Phil. Art Garfunkel called. He wants his hair back.

Posted by: CraigC on May 27, 2005 04:22 PM

Yes, it always helps to make a good first impression with the jury.

I still chuckle about the day Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin showed up for his drug trial dressed up like Superfly.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on May 27, 2005 04:38 PM

Hell, it's California, they probably let the juries consider entertainment value.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus on May 27, 2005 08:47 PM

Hair Bear also called and asked for his hair back.
I think Hair Bear could probably kick Art Garfunkel's ass and get the hair.

Posted by: SarahW on May 27, 2005 08:47 PM

It looks like he has his hair done by the same electrician that works on Babs Streisand.

Posted by: Amawak John on May 27, 2005 10:18 PM

I swear his hair is larger than it was this afternoon. It's growing. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Posted by: on May 28, 2005 12:11 AM

I was SO going to make a crack about the Hair Bear Bunch but Sarah beat me to it. Grumble.

Posted by: Sortelli on May 28, 2005 12:53 AM

He looks like those brain-beasts in Mars Attacks!

(Rocketeer67, that was funny!)

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 28, 2005 02:40 AM

NickS gets all the good stuff. Way to go, dude.

The brain do. Love it.

Posted by: rdbrewer on May 28, 2005 10:51 AM

You guys have it all wrong.

Entertainment Mogul - check.

Crazy Hair - check.

Psychotic Murderer - check.

It must be Sideshow Bob!

Posted by: Rich on May 28, 2005 12:01 PM

He looks like one of the brainiac dudes from the original Star Trek show -and no, I don't know the name of the episode

Posted by: son of a pig and a monkey on May 28, 2005 02:23 PM

Smoking gun evidence: Spector and the victim. They got him cold.

Posted by: rdbrewer on May 28, 2005 05:19 PM

Arlen has really come back well.

Posted by: Noel on May 30, 2005 11:34 PM

That hair is a crime against humanity.

Posted by: TallDave on May 30, 2005 11:55 PM

And the Don King award goes to...

Posted by: BobG on May 31, 2005 09:48 AM