Guess this answers my question of whether or not you're still looking for this clip.

Pure gold.

"Which one of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?"

"You have the pick of the litter of guys who have no idea how to please you"

"So, that will be the last time that he sees female genitalia".

You know, I'm a pretty big Star Wars fan, but every time I see geek conventions like that one, it makes me cringe.

new to me, and it touched me so, I am crying.

"you look like you were made in a laboratory from pieces of lesser nerds."

lmao

Spock.

As a Quebec-o-phobe, I thought that his best moment was when, while in Canada on a post-SARS government subsidized junket he asked a a guy in Quebec - "So you're French-Canadian - that must mean you are obnoxious and boring".

God that was good.

It's one thing to stand in line in1977 to see Star Wars. Back then, in the late '70s, we didn't have lawn chair technology so waiting in line meant that you had to fashion a settee out of natural materials found around movie theaters. Popcorn boxes and the like. I'm less impressed with modern dorks and their solar-powered coolers and cell phones and Gameboys and pocket pussies ordered anonymously from the Internet.

Don't forget to check out the Filthy Critic's take. Go here for good shite.

I think this clip is the funniest thing ever broadcast on a late night tv show, and whichever year I saw it, was the funnist single thing I saw that year. Perfect comedy.

Nah, the best Triumph moment was when he went to Beverly Hills and had a boob job -- 10 of them.

Bon Jovi. But this clip is #2 on the hit parade.

Funnier still- when interviewing Bon Jovi, he found out Bon Jovi had a role in a John Carpenter vampire movie and Triumph say:

"Finally, a role which requires you to suck."

Anything Triumph is comedy gold. Hollywood Squares, doing the weather, covering the presidential debates...it's all good.

Still, my favorite moment was with Joe Lockhart: "So, Mr. Spinmeister, how do you spin it so that a woman doesn't think you look disgusting in the shower?"

QUOTE: Triumph's immortal moment was actually telling Simon Cowell, a guest on the show, that he had a better title for "American Idol." Triumph suggested the title, "British HOMO."

He manages to bash the British and gays in a two-word sentence? How perfectly hilarious.

Let's see if I can get some laughs:

Peter Foyle's immortal moment was actually - no, really - actually writing in a blog comments box, that he had a better title for "Ace of Spades." Foyle suggested the title, "Ace of HOMOS."

Good, no? Clever, direct, succinct and uproariously funny. I changed the word "Spades" to the word "HOMOS", you see. Snigger.

The funniest thing is that people congregating in Ace's comments section are not much different from those at the convention.

All force to the nerds!

OH MY GOD! This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. This dog is the best roaster in history!

thanks for the repost! this one must live forever...