Oh, that was priceless. I'm sitting here biting my cheek and lookng like one of the Roman soldiers when Pontius Pilate is telling them about his friend Biggus Dickus.

One thing I love about the "Andrew Sullivan" posts over at Huffington'sToast is the author portrait. I'm pretty sure that's Peewee Herman's mugshot after he got arrested for pleasuring himself in a gay porno theatre.

At some point taking shots at Sully is like challenging a Storm Trooper to paintball, but...

JOSH'S POINT: It strikes me as a good one:

"You can think the filibuster is a terrible idea. And you may think that it should be abolished, as indeed it can be through the rules of the senate. And there are decent arguments to made on that count. But to assert that it is unconstitutional because each judge does not get an up or down vote by the entire senate you have to hold that the United States senate has been in more or less constant violation of the constitution for more than two centuries."

The hell you say. You mean like suddenly discovering that we've been violating the Constitution all these years by having sodomy laws and prohibiting gay marriage?

Prediction:

Within the year, Sullivan will declare blogging "dead" and move on to "other" endeavors.

All depending on how quickly his revenue stream dries up.

My money's on Allah (possibly Jeff G).

UNBREAK MY HEART

I don't think Andy is worth my time so I'll bring up something else: whatever happened to Toni Braxton? She was all set to be the next Whitney Houston. Bobby Brown had her on speed-dial. Now...nothing. What's the deal?

I LOVE THE HUFFINGTON POST!

Okay, only because it has birthed the inspiration for the best damn parody/satire site EVAR!!!!1

There is a critical mass of FunY at the Toast: may its torch shine longer than Arianna's bloviating wet fart of a "blog".

Toni Braxton was the next Whitney Houston in more ways than one.

Another great talent that became a soulless drug addicted waste.

Another great talent that became a soulless drug addicted waste.

So she did become Whitney Houston. Somehow, I missed it totally. I need to leave the house more often.

Just slummed over to Andy's place and he actually has an excerpt from an email exhorting him to "keep it up". Just thought I would toss this out to all of you here.

That's some funny shit. I got $5 that sez Allah and/or Goldstein are involved.

I think it might be Amish. I hope so. I miss him.

You think that's funny, check out the "Huffington's Toast" blogroll on the right side of the page. For example, 'Air America' is actually a link to Bill O'Reilly and clicking on 'The Daily Kos' will get you to rushlimbaugh.com. As the poet says, heh.

If you thought that one was funny, you need to go back to the toast and see the faux Reynolds' response to the faux Sullivan.

I think you have to know that you are truly and fully "owned" when even your owner's parody can smack you down. The money line of the smackdown:

Is he ever going to move on? I’m starting to wonder if his drag name is “Geneva Convention.”

ROTFLMAO! I don't know if this one was Allah, Goldstein, or a weird combo of the two, but these guys have got it going on.

"Sullivan's" first post there had a line like "Between her (Arianna) and myself, we've managed to kiss every square inch of Bill Maher's ass."

I was instantly hooked.

Given the events of the last few days, shouldn't thought be given to raising the Andrew Sullivan Freak-Out Advisory?

OreganMuse:

You only skimmed the top. There's so many more funny links that I don't know how to rank them.

Barbara Streisand: NRA.org
Andrew Sullivan: LauraAshley.com
Michael Moore: MichaelMooreHatesAmerica.com
New York Times: Charmin.com (yes, the toilette paper)
NPR: FoxNews.com
Oliver Willis: KrispyKreme.com
Pat Buchanan: StormFront.org (White Supremacy Organization)
Robert Fisk: Farts.com
San Francisco Chronicle: Al Jazeera.net (English Version)
Barbara Boxer: PocketHolsters.com (manufacturer of concealed, hand-made firearms)
John Kerry: Munsters.com
USA Today: PBSKids.org/Sesame
The Villiage Voice: Phess.ca (Manufacturer of portable bidets)
Washington Post: QuiltedNorthern.com
Wonkette: SexHealth.org/bettersex/anal.shtml

Good Lord. Where to start.

Toni Braxton was H.O.T. hot! So was Whitney before she became a crack whore.

As for Andrew Sullivan, I'm missing the reason why he's getting any attention at all, let alone all that he appears to be. Why does anyone give a shit? Because he once had relevant things to say and now he's gone off the deep end? Are you hoping he'll read what you've said about him and magically recover or are you simply enjoying the train wreck?

Again, I just wonder why so many are giving him the time of day.

Listen to shitstain. He speaks the truth.

oh sorry, flame thread is above. my bad