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May 18, 2005

Arrested Development Picked Up For One More Season

The network now claims it was an "easy" call, because the show is so brilliantly inventive and funny. Well, they say it was an easy decision now, after they've made it. It apparently wasn't such an easy call in the weeks leading up to this.

It's the funniest show on TV, I think. I know Curb Your Enthusiasm has its fans, but I never bothered to watch it.

Give it a shot next season. Easily the best comedy since Seinfeld. And it's strangely, subversively conservative, too, despite the rather strong (and bizarre) sexuality depicted on it sometimes.

Here are six reasons you should begin watching it next season:

1) Although the show gets progressively more self-referentional and inside-jokey as the season progresses, the first episodes are pretty accessible... it's the later ones that start becoming hard to get unless you've watched the previous ones. So, if you start off with the first show, you'll be all right.

2) It's brilliantly funny. There are some clunker episodes, just as Seinfeld had clunkers, but the laugh-out-loud episodes far outnumber the stinkers.

3) Giving the show ratings will keep it on the air. This will not result in any crazy blog-money for me, but it will result in the next best thing, crazy television-watching.

4) The show dared the ultimate in anti-liberal PC-- featuring Heather Graham (mmmm...) as a hippy-dippy liberal teacher who loved Saddam Hussein. Not merely supported him because she was anti-war, as one character suggested; no, she literally loved him, and encouraged students to create valentine-shaped love-collages to the dictator.

5) Right after Dave from Garfield Ridge (and the rest of you geek bastards) made fun of me for linking to the "new Star Wars kid video," the show spoofed that same video the next week, proving that I am right on the bleeding edge of the cultural zeitgeist, and you're all a bunch of Star Trek geeks who need to get out more.

6) The show's star, the very likable Jason Bateman (brother of Justine "Mallory" Bateman... mmmmm) is married to Paul Anka's daughter.

I think I've made my case.

Thanks to Chickpea.

PS... Now that a lot of people have outed embarassing stuff about themselves, let me know when you think the time may be right for an informed haiku flame war.

Friday seems to be the usual day for this sort of thing... but if anyone's jonesing, we could do it earlier.


posted by Ace at 11:28 AM
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If it has a connection with Paul Anka, it must be the only important TV show on.

Posted by: Ms. Panda on May 18, 2005 11:32 AM

But Ace, without the endless discussion of the Star Wars Kid *that very week*, you wouldn't have influenced the zeitgest to swing your way.

The world needs your example to lead it. It may be funny, but it's not cool until you link it.

BTW, if there is one thing I regret, it's eating that sea urchin at the sushi bar.

If there is one more thing I regret, it's that I don't get to watch Arrested Development anywhere near as often as I want to. Every episode I've seen has been hilarious, but I just never get around to watching it.

Thankfully, Season One is out on DVD, and I'm just going to have to pick it up and enjoy it all.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. Hey, you could do me the common courtesy of linking my website whenever you mention my name. Stop bogarting all the links, dude.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on May 18, 2005 11:42 AM

Ace, while we're all up your t1ts about linking, can you please link to a picture of Justine Bateman in the future when you mention her name? I'm a drooling moron too stupid and lazy to google my own cheesecake.

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on May 18, 2005 11:48 AM

Good news indeed. The entire cast is fantastic the writing is sharp. I worry that if it goes on too long it may lose its edge, but one more year certainly won't hurt.

Posted by: slickdpdx on May 18, 2005 11:49 AM

I suspect the demographic for that show is a pretty desirable one, since it's the only non-sports I ever watch and marketers whack it thinking about families like mine.

Posted by: spongeworthy on May 18, 2005 11:58 AM

Don't forget the hilarious Abu Ghraib sendup with Amy Poehler (sp?) pointing to a hooded Buster - no other show would have the balls to do that. Renewal is great news indeed

Posted by: John on May 18, 2005 12:02 PM

Awww, you linked me. You're a peach.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on May 18, 2005 12:16 PM

7. Portia De Rossi -- I know she's lesbian, but damn. The episode where she's all wet and dancing in a cage, made me completely forget about Mallory.

Posted by: Master of None on May 18, 2005 12:21 PM

Master of None,

Whaddaya mean "I know she's a lesbian, BUT"?

That's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on May 18, 2005 12:23 PM

"That's a feature, not a bug."

except that the image of her with Ellen Degeneres doesn't do much for me. Now, her with Mallory might ....(or Heather Grahm)

Posted by: Master of None on May 18, 2005 12:29 PM

"the image of her with Ellen Degeneres "

I'd blissfully pushed that image out of my mind for my daydream, MoN. Thanks, Buzzkill. :)

Posted by: Rocketeer67 on May 18, 2005 12:33 PM

Television is a blight upon society.

Besides, Justin Bateman couldn't be any uglier if he tried.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on May 18, 2005 12:39 PM

It's Jason, and how you find him ugly, I don't know.

You sure you're not confusing him with, say, Jeffrey Tambour?

Posted by: ace on May 18, 2005 12:40 PM

Jonathan Chait (of "Bush Hatred' fame) had a good editorial in the LATimes (I know, I know) about Arrested Development.
Pull-out quote: "Saying AD is the best show on television is like saying Shaq would be the best player on a high school basketball team."

The wife and I are helpless before the power of this show. We have the DVD of Season 1 and have watched each episode a minumum of 5 times. And it KEEPS GETTIN FUNNIER
EV-RY
SIN-gle
TIME i
SEE it

Posted by: Knemon on May 18, 2005 12:42 PM

Isn't it odd how taste runs-and thank God, too, so we all won't chase after the same women or men? I think Ellen's cute as hell, and I'd love to watch those two indulge in some Sapphic Slurpees.

Posted by: spongeworthy on May 18, 2005 12:49 PM

Starting Early:

TV goes downhill.
Almost nothing watchable:
"Reality" sucks.

"Creative", "off-beat"...
You can keep your subtlety;
Non sequitur wins.

Some shows get it right.
Arrested Development?
It's not Family Guy.

Posted by: James on May 18, 2005 12:52 PM

It's Jason, and how you find him ugly, I don't know.

Thanks for the correction. You can tell I'm not quite a fan. And no, I'm not confusing him with the guy from the Shandling Show.

How do I find him ugly? Welp, let's see...

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0367279/Ss/0367279/6475600_2_41.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Bateman,%20Jason

70's hair of a lifeless color, shapeless eyebrows, forgettable eyes, putty nose, no cheekbones, boring lips, floppy jawline, nondescript chin, lousy body.

Does that help? :P

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on May 18, 2005 12:58 PM

No question, Arrested Development is the funniest thing on network TV. I'm pleasantly surprised it got picked up for another season.

Obviously, I'm not coming from the same perspective as bbeck, but I always thought Jason Bateman was an averagely good-looking guy, perfect for his role as the relatively sane Bluth. And Ace is absolutely right about Justine. Back in the day, she played a formative role in defining my sexual tastes. What this site needs is more Mallory, more often.

Posted by: utron on May 18, 2005 01:35 PM

Tried watching it a few times, just doesn't do it for me.

You want funny? Pull David Cross off of that show and bring "Mr. Show with Bob and Dave"

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on May 18, 2005 02:11 PM

Soooo... you guys want Mallory as the new Kim Richards? I could do that.

John,

Bob has been on the show several times. He had a good scene with David Cross.

I used to think you were funny, but now I know you're just a fucking idiot.

Posted by: ace on May 18, 2005 02:22 PM

Good scene or not IT AIN'T MR. SHOW.

I'm trying to figure out if you're taking that subtle dig at me because I don't like your precious show, or because you don't think Mr. Show was funny.

If it's the latter then you have exposed yourself as a humorless hack. But hey, we can't all be Carrot-Top, so don't sweat it.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on May 18, 2005 03:04 PM

Let's be honest: Mr. Show, like kids in the hall, had its *moments*, but much of the time it was annoying and stupid.

Now, I can watch that bit about climbing Mount Everest (where the guy keeps knocking over the spice rack) a thousand times. In fact, I have watched it a thousand times.

Bob as the "pool trick-shot artist"? Hilarious. The battle of nasty ads between the supermarkets? Very funny.

Inventions in the 1920's? Also very good.

But a lot of it was just silly shit where they were trying too hard to be "outrageous."

Let's be honest: Kids in the Hall sucked 90% of the time, too.

Posted by: ace on May 18, 2005 09:19 PM

Could we have Mallory(Justine) and Kim????

Posted by: Master of None on May 18, 2005 11:09 PM

My favorite all-time Kids in the Hall skit was Scott, naked and barefoot, in overall jeans, as the retard office assistant. David whats-his-name gave him a piece of paper and told him to go fax it, and when he tried to go out the office door, it was closed, so he started scratching at it and making monkey noises.

OK, guess you had to be there, but I was just f'ing DYIN'...

That and Hecubus. Pure f'ing genius.

Posted by: Dogstar on May 19, 2005 12:11 AM

Girl drink drunk. Absolute bestest.

Posted by: Ray Midge on May 19, 2005 12:14 AM

Let's be honest: Mr. Show, like kids in the hall, had its *moments*, but much of the time it was annoying and stupid.

Granted, but when it was funny it was fucking hilarious. As far as Kids in the Hall is concerned, I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on May 19, 2005 12:50 AM

Knemon: Michael Keaton, Beetlejuice

I love AD, but am I insane or did Michael George tell Maybee that he didn't want to see her "fucked by some guy" with no media outcry? (I had to ReplayTV it 3 times to make myself sure...) gotta love the pair on who appproved that.

Posted by: John on May 19, 2005 02:07 AM

Dangit. Maeby. I'm sorry.

Posted by: john on May 19, 2005 02:08 AM
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