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May 17, 2005

Hoist the Black Flag, in 90 Minutes

Basically it's mayhem here, like it is backstage at the Muppet Show. I've got Gonzo's chickens trying to rope me into some sort of knock-off Amway scheme.

Our guests are, once again, Brian Anderson, author of South Park Conservatives, which is a little disappointing, because I thought we were getting Brian Adams, and I had fifty questions prepared about Summer of 69.

And then we'll have Deroy Murdock. I'm going to definitely ask him about the Twin Towers II project, because it's a shared obsession, apparently. Well, another shared obsession. He confessed to me that, very much like myself, his sexual awakening occurred when imagining a wild three-way between Jeanie, Larry Hagman, and that other dolt who was always screwing things up.

(Not really.)

Go here to listen to the show... look for "Playing Now -- Listen Live -- Channel 1" (at four or after) and later for the cute South Park logo for the Hoist the Black Flag show.

The call-in number is 1-866-884-TALK (8255). If you've got a question, call in. We'll do what we can. But once again: Action-packed.

posted by Ace at 02:34 PM

Comments

which channel do i have to download the deal for?

Posted by: jennifer on May 17, 2005 02:46 PM

Just so long as you don't talk like the Swedish Chef.

Posted by: Al on May 17, 2005 03:13 PM

I'll have you know, Ace, that your show now has replaced Star Trek as the guilty pleasure I most look forward to every week.

On an unrelated note: is there some way you might work in a buxom vulcan into the lineup?

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on May 17, 2005 03:19 PM

very much like myself, his sexual awakening occurred when imagining a wild three-way between Jeanie, Larry Hagman, and that other dolt who was always screwing things up.

Wow, you too?

Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on May 17, 2005 03:46 PM

is there some way you might work in a buxom vulcan into the lineup?

Uh, isn't that her job?

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 03:50 PM

and that other dolt who was always screwing things up.Dr. Bellows? :)

Posted by: on May 17, 2005 03:59 PM

NO UM!

Posted by: see-dubya on May 17, 2005 04:07 PM

You're pausing a lot today, Ace. Hope you didn't forget the alcohol.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:09 PM

Getting better now. Ace seems much more comfortable talking to Brian than he does when he's alone with Karol... something you want to tell us, guys? :)

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:13 PM

Someone point out that you have to be some kind of pathetic to have NIGHTMARES about a book being put into a toilet...

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:14 PM

Funny thing is if the Ace commenters are typical of South Park COnservatives, we're still somewhat socially conservative as opposed to libertarian.

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 04:22 PM

That's me. The "forbidden fruit"!

Posted by: See-Dub on May 17, 2005 04:24 PM

Yeah, SD, I think someone's missing something as far as the South Park conservative = libertarian thing goes.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:24 PM

You guys should call in: 1-866-884-TALK (8255). :-)

Posted by: Karol on May 17, 2005 04:28 PM

Yeah, See-Dub, you should make that point.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:29 PM

Karol--

I'm Brian Anderson, so I can't.

(PS I'm moving up to the next thread up.)

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 04:29 PM

But once again: Action-packed.

But once again: No Nudity.

Posted by: on May 17, 2005 05:17 PM

Roger Healey was the dope friend.

Posted by: Conservative Chris on May 17, 2005 08:44 PM