Is there anything more dangerous than a berserk Lutheran?

I think a berserk Baptist perhaps. Plus it has alliteration.

You'll never see a Baptist go berserk. They're too afraid somebody might think they're dancing.

Don't get us Baptist mad or the Lutheran uprising of 05 will pale in comparrison.

We will blow up all the dance halls and destroy all the bars.

Do not mock us. We will leave a scorched, alcohol free path behind us as we conquer.

Alcohol free? All right, they're giving away alcohol!

Wow, those Baptists can par-tay! Why weren't they like that when I was one?

Later,
bbeck

This is a dead-on parody of the difference between the Christians and the adherents of The Religion of Peace.

Which brings up the point.

What would America be like if Christians behaved like Muslims, even "moderate" Muslims?

"“I heard dem infidels are switchin’ da prisoner’s Leinies with Schlitz.”"

Oh, the humanity!

That's the same dog that used to appear out of my pipe sometimes. We've had some very deep conversations. He is very wise. Glad to know Iowahawk is in good company since I stopped smoking.

Alcohol free. What a crock.
Who do you think is making all the corn liquor in this country?

Anyway, you Baptists are fighting with one hand behind your back, since your women are required to be so submissive.

Those Lutheran girls are going to beat them down and force-feed lutefisk to them. And now that I know what lutefisk is, I wish I didn't.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Iowa is Way LIBERAL!

Be warned crusaders! Your blasphemy of the holy city will end in the melted cheese curds of DEATH! Doncha know dere.

Muslim anger over this supposed blasphemy is mainly just an excuse for Taliban-backed unrest. The Taliban can't beat us on the battle field so they're trying another tactic. The media, so used to apologizing for muslim savagery, is eating it up.

For the most part, this isn't actually about the Koran, and it isn't about Gitmo. It's just the Taliban in a media-friendly disguise.

Dem iowegians is an excitable bunch, doncha know. Dat dere lutefisk is not to be fooled wit.

Oop de norden!

I believe Iowahawk also had a previous post on a toilet that would handle the aftermath of the infamous 15-pound hamburger. Any appliance that could handle such a load should obviously be purchased in bulk by Gitmo facilities engineers.

skinbad

Perhaps we could fir two terrorist heads in each toilet at one time!

lauraw,
I, of course, was not counting corn liquor and moonshine, those are Biblical acceptable.

And Baptist women are only submissive to us husbands, and since they spend all day wrestling with kids and cooking, they have lots of pent up energy and angery to unlesh if provoked. All of the Baptist husbands will command our wives to unlesh their fury on the Lutherans. They will be too busy reading Packer Times and seeing who Green Bay drafted to know what hit them.

NASCAR dads are a lot more scary than cheeseheads. Midwesterners will run in fear when they see all the beat up pick-up trucks racing up the interstate and the bass boats roaring up the Mississippi all adorned with an "Intimadator 3 - In Remembrance."

That was me, sorry, I was too busy contemplating the next move for the Baptist offensive.

I say to you, O brothers, that whoever takes up the pruning shears of Jeezhad, be he Missouri Synod, Wisconsin Synod, or LCA, and martyrs himself in the struggle against the Pretty Big Satan-- this very night shall his soul rest in the Land of Sky Blue Waters with a buncha virgins. Not 72 virgins, which is an awful lot, but a whole bunch of 'em anyway, you betcha.

We don't have jihads, we have potluck suppers. Same think really, but without anybody's head getting lopped off, and the praying to Mecca is replaced with standing in line at the tap.

May -- boats and old trucks are pretty common up here in Lutheranville. You ever seen a 400hp nitro-methane snowmobile?

Don't you see? BUSH LYED!!!
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Folks, down in Texas we ask the question: "Why do you always bring two Baptists with you when you go fishing?"

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Love that joke.

What's the difference between a Lutheran and a Baptist?

Lutherans will say hello to each other in the liquor store.

I'll throw in an Amish joke.

What's an Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Drive home safely and don't forget to tip your server.

The worst thing about Baptists is that they're not held under the water long enough.

That's a JOKE!

Later,
bbeck