Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Captain Whitebread 2026
Jon Ekdahl 2026
Jay Guevara 2025
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« Hoist the Black Flag, in 90 Minutes | Main | "I confess, I find the question of what Andrew thinks less pressing than I used to" »
May 17, 2005

Update: Look for Now Playing -- Listen Live -- Channel 1 at 4 PM ET

at the RighTalk site. You probably won't see the logo until later, when the show is rerun.


posted by Ace at 03:37 PM
Comments



"The media wanted the Newsweek story to be true"

Kinda sums it up.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:11 PM

You're not going to say "shadow media", are you?

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:12 PM

Holy crap, did your guest say we're not allowed to "violate the tenets of the Muslim faith" at Gitmo?

Dhimmi.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:15 PM

Ah, I was simulcommenting in the wrong thread. :)

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:15 PM

Good point from Anderson about how Bush critics used to rail against our intel network for failing America on 9/11 but now rail against our intel networks saying, "Don't touch the prisoners!"

Serious double standard.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:18 PM

Good point, someone, but they seem to be veering away from that precipice now.

What the hell is going on with the caller?!

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:18 PM

Uh... that was weird. I was getting bizarre distortions and doubled-up voices for a bit. Shutting down the media player and restarting seemed to fix it. Sorry.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:20 PM

Hey Ace, where's the outrage about the interrogation stuff?

This isn't fun and games. This is about our butts getting blown up.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:20 PM

I'd hazard a guess that he meant we can't serve them pork disguised as chicken. Or falafels fried in lard.

Thankfully we don't have to explore that right now.

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 04:22 PM

Ace and Karol are doing a much better job this week. Sounds a lot more professional.

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on May 17, 2005 04:23 PM

Yeah, it's a lot smoother.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:24 PM

First caller was me. Did something screw up on the phone line?

Posted by: utron on May 17, 2005 04:25 PM

Oh Snap Ace........She cut you off and shut you down. And of course the stumbling for words did not help either. Note to self drink more 5 dollar vodka before going on air.

Posted by: on May 17, 2005 04:25 PM

Joey Ramone was cool and all, but I want to hear about Kid Rock and his un-invitation to the White House.

First break *** Like the guitars.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:25 PM

The show's actually pretty good, but I'm not sure it makes up for the dip in posting the funny.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:26 PM

Great call, Utron.

Posted by: Nordicgirl on May 17, 2005 04:27 PM

Utron -

I think it was just my connection. I didn't hear your call because the feed started distorting badly for me.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:27 PM

Utron -

Came through loud and clear to me. Good call.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:27 PM

Okay this is emerging as the clear thread for dscussion. (In the future Ace should designate one.) So I'll move up here from the one below.

Posted by: See-Dub on May 17, 2005 04:28 PM

Did ace just say a profane word?

Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 17, 2005 04:29 PM

I didn't catch it

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:30 PM

Uh oh. Ace dropped the BS Bomb. No replay?

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:30 PM

See-Dub, you should call and make that point on us actually being pretty socially conservative.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:30 PM

Ha, Ace said "Bullshit"! Awesome!

Posted by: Lee on May 17, 2005 04:30 PM

i thought i heard him say bullsh*t....no f-bombs yet

Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 17, 2005 04:31 PM

See, I don't like where this meme is going. Social conservatism and South Park are NOT mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:31 PM

Jeff puts in a crank call.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:32 PM

Goldstein just fu'd 'em on purpose the flaming bastard!

Posted by: compos mentis on May 17, 2005 04:32 PM

effing hate liberals

hee!

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:32 PM

Dude, mention today's DVD release -- Team America.

The greatest defense of the Bush Doctrine ever.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:32 PM

Can't call today. For various reasons.

Besides, Cedarford says I'm a religious right tool.


Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 04:33 PM

America, FUCK YEAH!

Do the song! Do the song!

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:33 PM

Karol's never seen Team America?

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:33 PM

It was probably someone pretending to be Jeff just to sully his good name. Or a technological conspiracy or RighTalk censorship.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes on May 17, 2005 04:33 PM

Oh Snap Ace.....She cut you off and shut you down. Of course stumbling for words does not help. Not to self, drink more dime store vodka before going on air.


Other than that I would say stellar performance.

Posted by: Cowtipper on May 17, 2005 04:33 PM

Team America gets the plug! someone is psychic.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:34 PM

"idiosycratic bloggers"

Sully?

um, not really.


Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 04:35 PM

WHAT!?!!?

Sully? Insty?

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:35 PM

WTF Ace. Are you actually giving props to Excitable Andy? Who the hell are you? I don't know who the fuck you are anymore.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:35 PM

Nice cough, Ace.

(But justified, totally.)

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:36 PM

prank call? weak

Posted by: brak on May 17, 2005 04:36 PM

Waitasec, was that Ace or did I just get confused?

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:37 PM

I think Brian Anderson doesn't spend much time actually analyzing blogs and blog content. That or his working definition of conservative is deeply, deeply flawed.

I'm a social conservative and a SP conservative.

SP conservative does not equal libertarian

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 04:37 PM

What? I'm a social conservative. The last thing on my agenda is cable reform. I'm interested in shutting down the worst excesses of obscenity and child porn and I'm not gonna waste time on mildly indecent cable broadcasts.

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

No, it was the guest who fellated Sully.

But Ace is being too deferential to his guests.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

hobgob -

100% agreed. This requires deeper analysis, or it would if we were as self-obsessed as liberals.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

Ace is cribbing his own material with that "going the way of the Whigs" comment. Actually, cribbing more of his own material isn't a bad idea.

Posted by: utron on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

"Any party looking to take away the boobie cable channel from red-blooded American males is a party looking to go the way of the whigs."

Ha! So true.

More like that, please.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

You were confused, as per usual. Perhaps you don't know Ace anymore because it wasn't him.

Ah Megan, your charming stupidity just makes me love you more.

Posted by: Bill from INDC on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

ace is being polite to his guest, megan.

he's not going for that whole "I will badger you into submission" O'Reilly vibe

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

agree with hobgoblin, i've gotten the same impression reading some of other anderson write ups

Posted by: brak on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

Apparently, the word 'bull-shit' is permitted

Posted by: Karol on May 17, 2005 04:38 PM

Thanks for the heads-up, someone.

Bill - eat me. :)

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:39 PM

Stop interrupting and grunting agreement.

Posted by: Hoke on May 17, 2005 04:40 PM

megan, we don't need to analyze this stuff. But a putative expert on the issue should.

Posted by: hobogblin on May 17, 2005 04:40 PM

Bwahaha. "that conservatives knew how to read"

Great shot.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:41 PM

Totally right, hob.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:41 PM

Being a social conservative, I must now stop listening to this broadcast because Ace said "Bull S***"! Such filth. I will now riot and kill seventeen people.

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 04:41 PM

Make sure they're people who agree with you in the first place, SD... that always makes it more effective.

Seriously, is there something about the death cult of Islam that makes everyone who believes in it just fuckin' retarded or what?

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:43 PM

Karol is blogging and radio-ing. A woman of many talents!

Posted by: tinkerbelle on May 17, 2005 04:43 PM

Still, a fine interview FWIW. Let the author speak his piece. Nothing to be gained gutting him like a fish on your second show, ace. Makes it hard to get guests for shows 3 and 4

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 04:43 PM
Apparently, the word 'bull-shit' is permitted

Whew! Thank God. I wanna hear the replay.

Second break*** I'm still lovin' those guitars. Hey Bill, why exactly did you guys pick the vaguely Wagnerian epic for Citizen Journalist? (No snark, just curious)

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:44 PM

I'll start with Ace. It will be an honor killing.

Martha Zaller's promo sounds like what I think Right Wing Sparkle sounds like.

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 04:45 PM

Nice job spoofing the "Hoke" post while you're doing the show.

Posted by: on May 17, 2005 04:46 PM

Hobgob -

May be an idea there. They could start discussing the guests' opinions in the final segment - do any current shows use that format? I don't think I've heard it before.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:46 PM

Dr. Seuss glass tower!

Heh.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:46 PM

"God or Allah"

Can we keep a fuckin' distinction between the two, please.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 04:47 PM

Loved Ace's point about having public propriety, but don't prevent us from purchasing cable if we want Tony Soprano's f-bombs and boobies. Well done!

Posted by: Lipstick Dynamite on May 17, 2005 04:49 PM

"I'm prepared to die here as a American in my own country."

Deroy doesn't beat around the bush, does he? I like it.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:49 PM

UN to the top floor! That's awesome.

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 04:49 PM

I'd like to be the first to volunteer to man one of the 50mm gun turrets on top of tower one.

Posted by: compos mentis on May 17, 2005 04:50 PM

It's well known in mainstream media circles that all social cons go on psychopathic killing sprees if one of their "Left Behind" books falls in a toilet.

Posted by: brak on May 17, 2005 04:50 PM

Yes, I prank called. And my devious plan worked brilliantly until I broke down and called them right back.

DAMN MY INABILITY TO CARRY THROUGH ON A MASTERFUL HANG-UP PRANK!

Posted by: Jeff G on May 17, 2005 04:50 PM

You guys need to plug your own blogs...so random listeners can find the rest of your stuff.

Posted by: See-Dub on May 17, 2005 04:51 PM

Jeff, the thin-skinned schtick is Bill's.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 04:51 PM
I'd like to be the first to volunteer to man one of the 50mm gun turrets on top of tower one.

This Marine will take the second tower.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:52 PM

"B*st*rds"? That's it. That's your family, Ace. You don't mess with us theocons.

Posted by: See-Dub on May 17, 2005 04:52 PM

Jeff, do you think Randy Andy is a SP conservative? Or Glenn? Or even yourself?

/curious

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 04:53 PM

I thouht it was a great call, Jeff. Even if your devious plans took a bit to get of the ground ;)

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 04:55 PM

Well done Jeff.

See-dub - I agree, although as hosts, Ace or Karol should probably do the plugging. That way they don't get people calling in only to get some free advertising.

Posted by: compos mentis on May 17, 2005 04:57 PM

Daniel Pipes! Nice.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 05:00 PM

Whoa! Daniel Pipes?! Jeez, you guys rock.

Posted by: Megan on May 17, 2005 05:00 PM

Pipes! Awesome!

You guys didn't give your own URL's to send people to your blogs.

Other than that, great show.

Posted by: See-Dub on May 17, 2005 05:00 PM

Good show. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 05:00 PM

sorry Jeff, I forgot to add that I thought it was a good call too.

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 05:00 PM

Ace, you signed of with "Bye-bye" last week as well. It sounds so darlingly gay. Excellent show both of you. Much smoother. Good guests. Good callers. Will be sure to listen agian next week.

Posted by: compos mentis on May 17, 2005 05:02 PM

Good show, you two. You're getting smoother and smoother.

Um, is there any way to snag one of those lucrative, earlier timeslots, though? I mean, four o'clock is a little late for me to listen while chugging Value-Rite discount vodka and still sober up before the Wife gets home, ya know?

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 05:03 PM

Missed the last 20 minutes; somebody came by my office and wanted me to do work-related stuff. Fascists. Why did we fight WW2, anyway?

So Daniel Pipes is next week's guest? A&K are pulling in some good names.

Posted by: utron on May 17, 2005 05:06 PM

Hob --

Sullivan isn't a South Park conservative; he's a liberal elite who holds some conservatives views. He's Tucker Carlson without the bow tie. Or rather, with the bow tie but without the suit.

I think I'm very much a SP conservative. I tend to hector anyone who tries to chill free expression, whatever their party. I think SP conservatives are very much akin to Classical Liberals. And even though I'm against such things as gay marriage (which I'd venture most SP conservatives and libertarians are for -- I am against in on semantic and legal grounds, not on the grounds that same-sex couples shouldn't be given cultural legitimacy).

Glenn is a libertarian who is pretty close to being a SP conservative, I'd say, but I base that only on his positions I'm familiar with.

Kadnine --

We chose the music we did for our show because we thought it sounded mock serious, just as our show's title was a mock-serious title, poking a little light-hearted fun at those bloggers who maybe take themselves a little too seriously.

Posted by: Jeff G on May 17, 2005 05:16 PM

Need more snappy soundbites.

Also: I thought it was funny that the sound quality of the guests' voices was better than Ace and Karol's.

Are you guys using headset phones or regular phones?

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 05:17 PM
Kadnine --

We chose the music we did for our show because we thought it sounded mock serious, just as our show's title was a mock-serious title, poking a little light-hearted fun at those bloggers who maybe take themselves a little too seriously.

Mystery solved. Thanks, Jeff.

Posted by: Kadnine on May 17, 2005 05:19 PM

I'm a 'tard. I forgot to convert to central time and missed the whole show.

Posted by: RapidTransit on May 17, 2005 05:26 PM

Jeff,

gotcha. Interestingly, though you once objected to the unmodified "conservative" for yourself. But objecting to GM on "legal and semantic grounds" is truly a principled conservative position. Secular, perhaps, but there's no religion requirement for conservatives, even in Burke's day (though Burke's fondness for the clerical estate and the power of the Roman Catholic Church can certainly be read as such. It's really more a pean to medieval tradition and the primacy of relgion at that point.).

One thing I will disagree with you on is the notion that a truly "classical liberal" is "conservative" in any philosophic sense. That to me is the source of much of the fisc-con/soc-con tension right now. These ideas aren't really compatible. Deference to tradition (i.e. conservatism) sometimes runs afoul of deference to individual liberty (i.e. classical liberalism).

Neither system is perfect in isolation---conservatism tolerates evils like slavery, classical liberalism atomizes the individual and accepts an eventual breakdown of all social norms. The wavering line between the two can be stark in places, but unlike the other systems out there, at least the two are compatable to a degree with each other.

I find it interesting that you'd call yourself "conservative" in any sense. But if you are, hey, welcome aboard.

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 05:28 PM

Hob--agreed about the religion requirement (Hume was a great skeptical conservative) but I think you misread Burke's take on religion. It was really one of the pillars of civilization for him.

I recall we've argued about this before...

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 05:37 PM

Let me put it this way, Hob. A lot of my positions on policy matters dovetail with those held by conservatives -- though perhaps the thinking that led us each there differs in important ideological respects.

Posted by: Jeff G on May 17, 2005 05:38 PM

Hobgobliln--Doesn't the question of links between classical liberalism (in the 19th-century British sense) and conservatism depend at least partly on one’s definition of conservatism? You’re obviously coming from a Burkean perspective, but I think most American conservatives tend to look back to the Founding Fathers. Obviously, there’s quite a range of views there, but some of them are pretty closely congruent with classical liberalism; most of them, I’d say, come a little closer than Burke.

Not really a matter of who’s right and who’s wrong, of course. Just a question of defining one’s terms.

Posted by: utron on May 17, 2005 05:39 PM

utron--Burke was pro free market and free trade, and pro ethical foreign policy but still constrained by realism. He was for religious liberty and for American independence.

So I think we've got a lot in common with him.

Posted by: See-Dubya on May 17, 2005 05:43 PM

Burke was also anti-terrorist; in fact he's one of the first to use the word "terrorism" (applied to the French Revolution).

Posted by: See-dub on May 17, 2005 05:44 PM

Agreed, See-Dub, we do have a lot in common with Burke. The points where I would see some differences would be Burke's acceptance of social hierarchy (including slavery) and establishment of religion--different from freedom of worship, which he did favor. The Liberals tended to favor a more meritocratic social order and had a more minimalist view of the role of the state than Burke.

Trying to explain American politics to a British audience 100 years ago, H.G. Wells said, "All Americans, from an English perspective, are various species of Liberals."

Posted by: utron on May 17, 2005 05:52 PM

Jeff, see-dub, utron,

I guess my point is that it does seem to start to matter what our definition of certain words will be. No doubt, utron, that lots of regular red state conservatives don't like the idea of monarchy. To the extent that we could never reestablish a kingdom in the modern age would sort of take that off the table anyway.

But as for the primacy of religion (yeah, this is a well-trod path, see-dub), this speaks to the underlying tension in conservative circles that I was trying to get at with you, Jeff.

No doubt philosophic conservaticves are more comfortable with authority (esp. religious authority) that most "conservatives," yet for phil-cons, organized religion is what's at stake, not just the local non-denom church.

Frank Meyers' fusionism was a grand intellectual experiment that should have gone somewhere. Maybe it someday will. It tied "conservative" values to those of the founding and used the founding as a philosophic touchstone. the difficulty is that the founding is a creation of the Enlightenment, and hence by definition, "liberal." Meyers simply avioded the tension by ignoring the philosophic irreconsilablity. And given teh strong faith and culture of the Founders' generation, moralists would be able to find support for somewhat more restrictive social norms than through an appeal to classical liberalism alone.

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 05:56 PM

Where are you getting Burke's acceptance of slavery? He was quite caustic about it in his speech on Reconciliaiton with the Colonies, and shot down the idea of freeing slaves as a political tool to encourage a slave revolt among the southern colonies. He said it wouldn't work as long as there were still British ships bringing in more slaves to their ports.

Posted by: See-Dub on May 17, 2005 05:58 PM

Edmund Burke "Slavery is a weed that
grows on every soil."

Hardly supportive of slavery, Burke accepted that it took place to some degree historically. Yet chattel slavery is a different species of thing from the type of slavery that existed from teh dawn of time to about 1700 (essentially slavery by conquest). Chattel slavery, Burke was undeniably against

Posted by: hobgoblin on May 17, 2005 06:08 PM

See-Dubya, my general impression was that Burke favored aristocratic government, with an acknowledgement of rights and responsibilities from lower to higher and vice versa. On slavery, he favored the eventual elimination of the practice, but not at the expense of disrupting longstanding social institutions.

"Acceptance" is probably too strong a word for his position. It would be interesting to know how he felt about serfdom in central and eastern Europe, and how he distinguished the two practices, but I don't know a thing about this issue.

Posted by: utron on May 17, 2005 06:14 PM

Ace and Karol; great show (again). Good questions, good commentary. Keep it up. I loved it.


Posted by: Kale on May 17, 2005 06:39 PM

I'm listening on my laptop in Australia. Ah, modern technology!

Posted by: W.C. Varones on May 17, 2005 08:53 PM

You know...I've been thinking. This is somewhat long and off-topic, but bear with me.

I just finished reading Andrew Sullivan's latest blather and I have to say that maybe it's time to give Sullivan the O-Dub treatment - no links, no attention.

Once upon a time, Sullivan made sense. His writing was good and even if you disagreed with the point he was making, his ability to express himself was worth a read. Over the past year, though, his blog has been all personal invective and overwrought writing, and it just may be time to retire all Andy-bashing. The guy is enough of a self-parody - mockery is just redundant. Sullivan's ideology just doesn't make sense anymore.

His posts about religious conservatives are annoying, but his posts about 'torture' at Gitmo are infuriating. The same guy who obsesses over the need to have gay marriage has harsher words for social conservatives and the president than for the terrorists who once killed gays and lesbians because of what they were. The guys at Gitmo would kill thousands of us if given half a chance, but oh, no...let's not smear blood in their faces or show them women's underwear. Because that might offend their delicate sensibilities.

Give me a f**king break. Time to let this self-important jackass drop from our radar screens.

Posted by: Slublog on May 17, 2005 09:42 PM

Holy crap. It seems Professor Reynolds agrees.:

As Mickey Kaus has noted, Andrew can be excitable. A while back he apologized to me for some of his criticisms during the election, and more recently he has apologized to his readers for his waffling and defeatism on the war last spring. Perhaps he'll apologize for this at some point in the future. But, I confess, I find the question of what Andrew thinks less pressing than I used to.
I think that's the harshest criticism we've seen yet from the good professor.

Posted by: Slublog on May 17, 2005 10:16 PM

Slublog: You're just coming to this realization now?

Sully was linkwhoring from Glenn. It worked. Bah.

Posted by: someone on May 17, 2005 10:50 PM

Thanks for listening, everyone, and for the praise and constructive criticism.

I thought this show was weaker than the first, even though in some ways we were smoother. I was better prepared, but I was actually more anxious this time. I don't know why.

Exchanges between Karol and I were clunky because she was trying to talk more and we had some trouble deciding who would talk when. In a couple of cases, I missed my chance to ask an interesting follow-up. We'll have to work out a system with our hands like "I want to talk" -- "but does it have to be now? because I have a follow-up?" sort of deal.

The word "bu11shit" I got pre-approved by the engineer.

I asked if I could say "H@nd-job," but they said no. They also said no to "h@nd-love," so I ended up scrapping a joke.

I'm definitely not allowed to say the f-bomb, ever, no exceptions, so don't count on me saying that. If I do say it, it will be bleeped, and then I'll be yelled at.

Posted by: ace on May 18, 2005 10:45 AM

"Need more snappy soundbites."

I'm still working my way through a written script and natural delivery. The best of all possible worlds would be to have things scripted and yet sound natural, but we're not there yet.

So I have a lot of jokes and snappy soundbites written out, but I chicken out from delivering them, because I *KNOW* I will sound amateurish delivering them. Everytime I get to one of those, I shy off.

Posted by: ace on May 18, 2005 10:50 AM

I really don't want to sound like a bad open-mike night comedian, which is how I fear I'll sound if I start reading prepared jokes.

At the moment, I'm trying to just do a credible interview show with some funny by-play, at least until I feel more comfortable attempting to be funny.

My engineer warned me -- but I already knew -- that if you're going to TRY to be funny, as in try being funny with prepared material, it had better be killer, or else it comes off badly and just isn't worth it.

I think most of the humor of the show will end up coming from put-downs and teasing between Karol and I... and to be honest, we actually plan out some "banter," but we never got around to it last show.

Posted by: ace on May 18, 2005 10:52 AM

Actually, several of my "ummmms" came when I was looking at my notes/script. The "ummms" were me mentally striking out a written joke, thinking, "Okay, no, that's not going to play; I don't have the chops to pull that off yet" and then scanning down to the next prompt.

Posted by: ace on May 18, 2005 10:54 AM

Its probably a mistake to nudge karol into talking more than she would naturally feel the need to.
You be the steady at the wheel.

When she jumps in it will be fresh because she'll be saying something for a good reason.

And people wanting to hear her more is a good thing that will keep them listening.

Posted by: lauraw on May 18, 2005 10:59 AM
Post a comment
Name:


Email Address:


URL:


Comments:


Remember info?








Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: Sefton and CBD commiserate about the NYC primaries and whether the contagion will spread, J.D. Vance is becoming a cypher, Texas Antifa gets a wake-up call, and more!
Trump will present the trophy for the World Cup, and lunatic cultists will not be happy
pRiDe Month's shameful record so far
Department of Energy Announces American Nuclear Supply Chain Loans
$17.5B is a good start. Now add two zeroes to that number! [CBD]
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

NEW: Just heard something extraordinary from a former White House official who worked with former National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster in Trump45's NSC: "McMaster had weekly phone calls with George Soros. We have no idea why." Neither could be reached for comment.
Deport...Deport...Deport The F***ing Lot! A new UK anthem? [Hat Tip: S.E.] [CBD]
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: CBD and Sefton dissect the Iran treaty but praise the great U.S. military, decry the deep state's influence on SAVE and FISA, talk marijuana and guns, mock the Northeast's racism, and Go Knicks!
Trump: Ukraine War 'Thousands of Miles Away' is 'Nothing to Do' with America Russia isn't threatening to kill Americans! [CBD]
Update to Gavin Newsom Under Investigation story: This investigation was begun under Senor Dementia:
Adam Housley
@adamhousley

As I have reported several times and now acknowledged by the Governor of California... Gavin and his wife are under federal investigation... what he failed to tell you... This began during the Biden Admin. Kind of a big detail.
Teen Driver Tayvin Galanakis Wins Jury Trial Against Officers Who Charged Him With DUI Even After He Blew 0.0 on A Breathalyzer And Passed Sobriety Tests. One Officer Accounted For 72% of All DUI Arrests For That PD [dri]
Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals.
The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite.
Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.
Recent Comments
Frank Barone: " Hollywood has made a fair share of liberal snuff ..."

LizLem: ">>> Uwe says Citizen Vigilante 2 is coming out nex ..."

Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "Bye-bye. I hope they walk. I mean I don't agree wi ..."

epador: "Be careful what you wish for Ace! ..."

Thrawn: "The ending sucked. Posted by: Cow Demon at June 2 ..."

bonhomme[/i][/i][/i][/b][/b][/b][/s][/s][/s][/u][/u][/u]: "> Film is a visual medium. I never understood t ..."

Auspex: " The wymyns are revolting! ..."

OrangeEnt: "Somebody who has read SF in that last decade told ..."

LizLem: ">>> The Egyptian and Iranian Football Associations ..."

Axeman: "So now we're tit for tatting? Posted by: beckst ..."

Commissar of plenty and festive little hats : "So now we're tit for tatting? Obese Mexican women ..."

Chunk: "Saw it. It is not the best film in cinema history ..."

Bloggers in Arms
Some Humorous Asides
Archives