I had a good laugh when I read that this morning. I wonder how the Man of Substance feels about it?

On second thought, given the usual drivel that celebrities spew regarding politics, perhaps I don't want to know.

My question is, if Hillary! and Paul Anka were on the stage at the same time, who would be the most important person?

Talk about your matter-anti-mater collisions

My question is, if Hillary! and Paul Anka were on the stage at the same time, who would be the most important person?

Uh...Paul Anka.

Moron.

Iblis, if you weren't just making a typo, that's one of the lowest puns I've ever seen.

You have my gratitude, sir.

Well, yes, I would go with Paul Anka, of course.

Perhaps I should have said "self-important."

sorry to be a dumbass, but i've come to the point where i need to ask: what's the deal with this 'slicin like a hammer' thing? i try to keep up, i really do, but i swear once you miss one of these inside jokes you're outside for a long while (ace can be awfully repetitive). same thing with the 'like a viking'. i think that one is from before i came to the site.

again, sorry for the stupid questions. it's just at some point, you've gotta stop nodding your head and smiling and try and actually figure out what the hell's going on. you know how it is

Doesn't $10,000 sound like an awful lot of money for Paul Anka CDs? I mean, did every gift bag contain a hundred of them?

Ramms: http://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com/2004_03_28_ace-o-spades_archive.html#108054483116614928

Uh..yeah I meant to do that. Yeah.

At least Hillary! knows who slices like an f'n' hammer.

I don't know. The article seems to say that Hill did not know anything about these particular expenses, so I don't think that you can enter the Anka CDs as evidence that Hill know squat about slicing like a hammer.

Regarding an Anka/Hill battle of who's the only important one on stage, Anka wins without a doubt. OTOH, an Anka/Bill battle would be very interesting to watch.

greg, lots to go through there so i'm still looking, but i am happy to announce that i now understand the "the guys get shirts" thing!

Oh, and man talk about laying it out for overblown mediocrities; Patti LaBelle? Cher's particular private plane? How did Carly Simon or Kenny G miss out on this?

O.T. but now I'm seeing beefcake and, although the half naked guy has a really nice butt, I don't like it! Ace has replaced the Dusty adverts with this?! And what in hell does this narcissistic guy's back and butt have to do with Terrorism, Immigration, China poicy, Defense . . .? Is the blogger behind The Point trying to draw some women to his site? Well pal, I have good information that says women want a man who will ask them what their secret is, not some guy with a really nice tushie (although I'm sure that wouldn't make matters worse).

I'll bet there are some guys who would like to slice that like a f'n hammer! (had to be said)

And Iblis , that is an excellent typo. Some of the best inventions are by accident. Must be good karma!

I read somewhere that Cher received a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be tuned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Over the course of the years, Cher tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful - she remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, she returned to her surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at Cher closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

I imagine that Anka wins by KO in the first...
Replay available here
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/basketballknockout.html

compos, thanks for bringing that up. I'm sure Ace will tell us "money talks, bullshit walks" or some other excuse about it, but we already know about his, tendencies, don't we?

Oh, and it's a nice guy who happens to be a millionaire who asks a woman what her secret is.

I'm telling ya, you add a couple of lasers and alien love slaves to that and you've got GOLD

Compos, The secret is: all women just want to go f'ing crazy on a guy who uses the word "tushie".

Yep.

ok, finally got around to listening to the paul anka audio bit, i think i'm up to speed on that now. any hints about "like a viking"?

Ramms, I think "like a Viking" first popped up here.

thanks utron

i feel about 30% less confused about the inside things on this site now. that's probably about as good as it's gonna get until i decide to bite the bullet and learn something about D&D

ramms - Forget D&D, go straight for the hard stuff .... GURPS!

I love Paul Anka. I dislike Hillary. I don't like to see them together in the same sentence. But if that means Paul is selling a few grands in discs...well then, so be it.

Maybe by replacing the Dusty ads with the nice tushie guy (Lipstick Dynamite), Ace is attempting to steal away some of hwsnbn's 'alternative lifestyle' readers. That way he can, just like Reynolds a.k.a. Instapundit a.k.a. Blog god, claim not to be as conservative as he really is AND start bringing some CRAZY cash into the coffers.
It's a win/win.

Can't please all of his readers all of the time. But he should be trying to please as many at a time as possible. And from what I've seen, NAAG (nice ass ad guy) is not doing it.

Oh, and Ace, some lasers and nekkid alien love slaves couldn't hurt.

You're right compos, NAAG does scream "gay male prostitute". It was just fun to see a guy up there.