another question ace answers "yes" to:

would you like to give me a hummer in exchange for some crack?

Yikes. I agreed with you on the whole "white wine is crap*" thing, but...Miller Lite?

Miller??? LITE???

Ralph.

At least you're a cheap drunk.

Later,
bbeck

*When I brew my mead, I ferment it to dryness (until there's no residual sugar). Sweet wine is for pansies, man.

Haven't read the post yet. Looking forward to it.

Just had to pop in here and say that I am very disappointed in your choice of alcoholic beverages. You might as well drink piss from the tap.

No Ace, that's not a proposition.

send in the beer snobs...

Fuck the beer. How much crack for that hummer Hob?

Just kidding....

..... or am I?

Miller Lite? That frothy domestic brew that tastes like it's been conveniently pre-pissed? I've got to go with Frank Booth on this one: "Fuck that shit... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"

If we're going to be drinking canned pisswater, anyway. A decent merlot's not half bad.

All beer tastes like piss. I mean... let's be honest, it's only once you've gotten past the fact that you're drinking something that tastes like piss that you can even think about saying, "I can't believe you'd drink that particular urine-flavored beverage. Any REAL MAN knows only women and fags drink that kind of piss. Now, (insert drink-that-tastes-of-human-waste) is a REAL drink."

Chad, you'd have to ask the ace-meister.

I have a feeling it's measure in grams, not ounces.

OK you beer retards, within the 'genre' of light beers, name one better then Miller Lite. Can't do it can you? Ha!

I have a whole new respect for Ace now that I know the top 2 questions he generally says Yes to doesn't involve nudity.

Really.

OK you beer retards, within the 'genre' of light beers, name one better then Miller Lite. Can't do it can you? Ha!

That's like saying "Of all the mimes in the world, name one better than Marcel Marceau."

Who gives a shit!? Light/Lite beer sucks the dried, salty sweat off a dead donkeys balls!

Dixie's Blackened Voodoo for me, thank you.

"Who gives a shit!? Light/Lite beer sucks the dried, salty sweat off a dead donkeys balls"

Excuse me mr. beer expert. The fact you don't like light beer means nobody should. Gotcha! And why are you bringing your father (may he RIP) into this?

Okay, okay. Concerning taste . . . no dispute. We agree to disagree. One man's Lite beer is another man's watered down piss.

And if I were an expert, I would get paid. Just like your mother did when she was doing that 'show' with my aforementioned father, who subsequently died of an exhaustion-induced heart attack.

CM, you know that makes us brothers, don't you? You have your dad's ears by the way.

brothers = half-brothers

Damn I hate it when I mess up a flame!

Here's the family tree for reference:


Dad Mom Donkey


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BrewFan

Dude! LOL! Remind me not to be taking a drink of coffee when I your posts.

And you, dear half-wit brother o' mine, have mother's vagina : )

"Honest?"

Party lacks idea;
Obstruct, deny, fillibust --
Democrats say "no".

Voters say also:
Clinton for Pres in oh-eight?
No, let's be honest.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no haiku's!

Maybe we should come up with a Top Ten list of things Ace will say yes to.

Ok, well with 10, one will probably involve nudity.

Iblis - Brilliant idea!

How about 10. Michelle Malkin with a strap-on.

Is Ace ignoring us or do you think he is doing something stupid...like...I don't know... working or something??????

Cuz it's just rude.

Compo, technically that's 8

"Merlot is for people who don't like red wine."

Robert Bartley

At #7:
A Val-U-Rite Vodka fueled night on the town with Rosy Palm, her sisters, and a tube of Ben-Gay.

# 6 Any opportunity to bust out the "Nasty Adolf" on Cedarford.

D&D with Michelle Malkin in a skimpy elf suit.

It's great that we can run the site and make funnies without ace (really, good job, all), but I'm guessing that his absence might hopefully (for him) be related to his relatively excellent performance with Karol yesterday.

Dixie's Blackened Voodoo for me, thank you.

Whaaaaa....? You must live in Louisiana.

I've been searching EVERYWHERE to find Blackened Voodoo. It's GREAT stuff. The last time I lived in this part of LA it was easy to find...and now I can't find it. I've had to resort to ordering it online. :(

Do you know how to get hold of it?

Later,
bbeck

Um, it wasn't Pat from VRWC (though I'm sure he appreciates the hits). This Pat did not link a blog.

Maybe Ace's absence is due to him finding a new boy toy.

For whomever called out PBR earlier, you've clearly never heard of "Naraganset" - heh.

Don't tell me you'd rather have a Naraganset then a nice ice cold Milwaukee's Best! :)

#4
Giving a hummer for a ride in this

Don't tell me that you'd rather have a can of Milwaukee's Beast than an ice-cold Olympia!

"It's the Water!"

As a former Olympian, I went to college there, I can tell you that "It's the water" is only part of the entire saying. To wit, "It's the water, don't blame us." True fucking in a rowboat beer.




I drank lots of it.

bbeck,
You mentioned trouble finding Dixie Blackened Voodoo. If there's a Beverages and More store anywhere nearby, they carry it.

Well, truth be told, i'd rather have a fin du monde than any of the sissy beers being mentioned here - I was just going for shock value with my naraggansett call - that stuff makes me shit green for a week.

Fat Kid, weren't you pummeled by an ice cream vendor? Ice cream is your cup of tea, isn't it?

Yeah, here's the cite.

And all this talk about sissy beers.

Actually it sounds like Cartman was beaten-up by an ice cream vendor.

"I am NOT drinking any FUCKING Merlot!"

You mentioned trouble finding Dixie Blackened Voodoo. If there's a Beverages and More store anywhere nearby, they carry it.

Thanks for the suggestion, Sean, but there's not one near here. :(

Later,
bbeck

Ace that wasn't me!

But, like Karol said, I do appreciate the hits :o)

Your Ahnold post is definitely worthy of a repost though, no question there.

Pat (the real one)
http://www.therightwingconspiracy.org

Oh for Christ's sake its called GUINESS you pussies.
If you must drink beer Carlsberg is what you want. None of this Sullivanesque "light" shit.

real men drink cheap beer, or whatever beer they happen to have.....if you want something pretentious, drink wine

HEL--LO

Beefcake in the margin of Ace's site...
Good Morning to ME!

Too bad he's gay.

Oh for Christ's sake its called GUINESS you pussies.

Heh, we were camping on the beach, drinking Guinness, when a strange lady came up and told us her car had gotten stuck in the sand. The hubby pulled her out with his Rubicon, and to thank us, she came back with a CASE of Guinness. Now that was one chick who knew the right way to thank someone. :)

Guinness, the beer that drinks like a meal...

Later,
bbeck

PS: Laura, I don't have any beefcake, all I have is a pic of Trent Lott. No fair.

Stow your designer beers--that stuff's for amatuers. There's a reason some of us can pound a sixer every night and still keep our girlish figures and the reason is utility beer. Light utility beer.

Go ahead and enjoy your Hoodoo varnish and your Irish syrup--it's all good. But when you get serious about beer consumption, you look me up. A couple of "fridge packs" ought to be enough.

One time hubby and I were pulling up the carpet tack strips and prying up the staples up out of our livingroom floor. It was stifling hot summer night and we didn't have AC at the time.
After a couple hours of work, hubby cracked open a guinness and I thought that looked good so I had one too...well, actually I only had half of one.

I had to stop when I saw black spots in front of my eyes and had to rest my head on the floor.

Say what you will about piss beer, but an ice cold pilsner is better for working hard on a hot day. Save that heavy black stuff for winter fattening time.

bbeck - I'm in Indiana. I haven't had the Blackened Voodoo for awhile. The store where I used to get it stopped carrying it.

What's it run you to buy it online?

Hey! He's gone!
Where did he go?

spongeworthy has a good point. I wouldn't want to drink 6 Voodoo's or Guiness Drafts every night. It would only take about a week and a half to kill the remaining brain cells I have.

O/T, but what's with the ads? Did Ace decide to quit and hand the place over to Downtown Lad?

Compos, it's a lot more than I'm used to paying for it. The thing that really costs is the shipping. I get it here...

http://store.yahoo.com/randalls/rws4698.html

...but Sean suggested another place that ships...

http://www.bevmo.com/productlist.asp?area=home&bhcp=1

...and the price is a little cheaper but I don't know how much they charge for shipping. That place is in California and I find it ironic that folks there can get B-Voodoo easier than I can and I live about 6 hours from the microbrewery.

I could probably order it from the local grocery store -- I actually did that in Virginia once when I wanted some -- to save a few bucks, and I may end up doing that for future purchases. You may want to try that, too, because some grocery places may have a supplier for it but they don't stock it.

And no, Guinness is not your basic thirst quencher, it's more for the times you want to taste what you're drinking. For day 2 day we keep Beck's and Sam Adams on hand (I only drink beer at parties anyway).

But you know, my brother drinks Bud Light and when I asked him why, WHY? he told me that he likes other beers' taste better but Bud Light doesn't affect him as adversely as other beers do, so it's a better beer for him to drink on a "regular" basis, perhaps because his system is just more used to it.

Later,
bbeck

BEEFCAKE!! Yummy yummy beefcake!

Made my day.

Finally I'm getting the beefcake, too!

Mebbee I stole someone's...

Wow, nice rump. Probably has the face of a frog, tho.

Later,
bbeck

One more question you'd say yes to:
"Can we hear MORE COWBELL?"