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May 11, 2005
REVEALED!: King Tut Wrote "I'll Tumble 4 Ya," "Karma Chameleon"
Take down this stupid picture, Drudge. No one gives a rat's ass what King Tut looked like. We especially don't care to look at this creepy dude three days running. Say, Drudge, don't you have a hot story to run on someone being fired at Disney? posted by Ace at 10:40 AM
CommentsDude, are you talking about Tut or that creepy picture of Jagger? They're both relatively the same age. Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on May 11, 2005 10:47 AM
Forensic artists tried for a facial expression that didn't scream, "I AM GAY." Needless to say, they failed. Posted by: Nordicgirl on May 11, 2005 10:58 AM
King Tut looked like Jaye Davidson? Next thing you know they'll be airing "SG-1" episodes on The History Channel. Posted by: utron on May 11, 2005 11:01 AM
Was King Tut a drag queen? Who knew? Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 11, 2005 11:03 AM
Ha. king Tut looked like David Gahan of Depeche Mode? Posted by: J on May 11, 2005 11:08 AM
Or Marc Almond of Soft Cell. Really, there is no single right answer here. Posted by: ace on May 11, 2005 11:10 AM
Pffttt! This guy was a pharaoh? Bet he liked tickle fights. Posted by: The Warden on May 11, 2005 11:15 AM
RWS, Not a drag queen ... a Metrosexual Posted by: Dave in Texas on May 11, 2005 11:17 AM
Aw come on, ace! You telling us you don't find a smooth shaven youth with eye liner attractive? Posted by: on May 11, 2005 11:18 AM
It's Streisand. What's wrong with you people. Posted by: Ken J on May 11, 2005 11:23 AM
At least this picture isn't as bad as the photo a week or so ago of the jar of vaseline linking to a story about the Michael Jackson trial. All together now, "Eewwwwwww!" Posted by: SithChick on May 11, 2005 11:26 AM
Yikes - Sharp as Marble is right! Jagger looks older than Tut. When he was 20 or so Jagger said he'd rather be dead that singing "satisfaction" at 40. Looks like he got his wish. Posted by: 72 NAKED VIRGINS on May 11, 2005 11:35 AM
I dare you to photoshop a fedora on this chick. Posted by: spongeworthy on May 11, 2005 11:49 AM
THANK YOU! Drudge has so jumped the shark, though I can't stop visiting. Something could be happening at Miramax or I might miss American Idol ratings! Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes on May 11, 2005 12:06 PM
full, lucious lips? check. severe underbite that practically screams lisssthp? you betcha Pic running on Drudge for several days? Houston, we have confirmation. Tut was the fey-roh. Posted by: hobgoblin on May 11, 2005 12:52 PM
But where else can you get headlines/stories like this? "Ice Cream Man Calls Kid Fat then Attacks Him... "
Posted by: hobgoblin on May 11, 2005 01:00 PM
Dave, metrosexuals wear eyeliner now? Who knew? Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on May 11, 2005 01:02 PM
I say the Boy King looks like Boy George Posted by: BrewFan on May 11, 2005 03:46 PM
I saw the karma chameleon line, there went what I thought was an original idea last night! Glad we're thinking along similar lines. But I'll offer my second choice. A new drag queen name: Queen Slut-Un-Common! Posted by: Eric Scheie on May 11, 2005 04:16 PM
Ace, listen to your own advice and take down this fucking picture! Posted by: compos mentis on May 11, 2005 04:16 PM
Yeah, that's got to be Tut, or at least a close 18th dynasty relative. The statues of his father Akhenaten are just as bad, if you get a chance to look at 'em. That's the pharaoh who replaced the traditional religion of Egypt with a monotheism based on sun worship. As part of his reform he decided that his statues would look more like him instead of like the ideal pharaohs of the past. You won't see a braincase that flat and long outside Ridley Scott's "Alien". I see the apple didn't fall far from the (abnormally narrow) family tree. The 18th dynasty skull bears the legacy of some SERIOUS inbreeding. Egyptian royal families put North Carolina hillbillies to shame. And Jaye Davidson was born to play the lead in "King Tut: The Musical". But that occurred to everyone else who saw this pic... (big Stargate fan over here, btw; also a Late Bronze Age buff) Posted by: David Ross on May 11, 2005 05:54 PM
Do yourselves a favor and stop reading Dudge and Instapundit. Link to random stories, write hyperbolic headlines, and add your own "Heh!"s and "Indeed!"s You too can be InstaDrudgit. Posted by: brian on May 11, 2005 06:16 PM
Can't we all agree that Egypt has suffered through enough plagues ? Now, forensic experts are suggesting that King Tut looked like Barbra Streisand !! Oh, the humiliation !! Posted by: Michael T. Marler on May 11, 2005 07:11 PM
You're all full of shit. He looks like Tiger Woods in an EA Sports game. Posted by: Matt on May 11, 2005 09:07 PM
He's the guy that made the Nile flood? Call me a skeptic. On the other hand, he would be kinda cute without all the makeup. Posted by: Justin on May 11, 2005 11:24 PM
He's still my favorite honky. Posted by: Steve Martin on May 12, 2005 09:58 AM
It's Streisand. What's wrong with you people. LOL Streisand with a nose job... and a fake tan I think they botched his nose.. Egyptian with a small nose? Posted by: Alessandra on May 12, 2005 10:37 PM
I believe you're right Alessandra... btw, i heart your blog! Posted by: frank on May 14, 2005 11:49 AM
Thanks Frank :-) I just pictured this King Tut in this scene... :-D Posted by: Alessandra on May 14, 2005 05:44 PM
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