Don't believe it for a second, Ace. It has got to be a trick.

Get an axe.

I've got a free ticket to see it at midnight on the 19th. Gonna be a bunch of college-age dorks dorking it up!

The rating on Rottentomatoes is currently 89%, very good so far.

I'll be dutifully queueing to see ROTS the day it opens, but I must confess: I'm already being driven bonkers by the marketing juggernaut for Star Wars. Every candy wrapper, soda can, chip bag, beer case, and clothing item has a Star Wars tie-in. Over the next week I can expect to see the ROTS trailer approximately fourteen million times on television. It's all-Darth, all the time for at least the next month or so.

Then we'll get a breather for a few months until ROTS hits the DVD shelves in October, just in time for the holidays.

I hope I live to see the Second Coming of Christ, because I wonder how it will stack up to this.

Curiously enough, there are no documented instances of light sabers being used for circumcision.

My best bud is picking some extra cash working at a local theater. Guess who his guest is for the early employee showing. Come on, guess! That's right, Brass is gonna see it a bit earlier than the general public. Hooray!

I've got my tickets.
I have to say the Darkside M&Ms are pretty damn good, both peanut and plain. And it was about damn time too!

"Curiously enough, there are no documented instances of light sabers being used for circumcision."

That's because lightsabers block other lightsabers.

I loved how that dangerous "assailant" is wearing a brightly colored mexican poncho. Over the shoulder no less.

The frito bandito perhaps?

Midnight showing at the Ziegfeld. I'm expecting Triumph to come make fun of me.

Nah, the only time you were ever accosted by the Frito Bandito, was if you had any Fritos on you.

I think he's a MALDEF lawyer conducting a survey.

I'll be dutifully queueing to see ROTS the day it opens, but I must confess: I'm already being driven bonkers by the marketing juggernaut for Star Wars.

Monty:

"A man's wisdom gives him patience; it is to his glory to overlook an offense."

(Prov 19:11 NIV)

OK, I'll stop, I promise.

The sound effect is often overlooked but it's what's made the LightSaber what it is today. Imagine the LS with the 'noisy cricket' sound from Men In Black...or...a pinball sound, or...it just would not be the same at all without that whatever it is sound that defines the LS.

Curiously enough, there are no documented instances of light sabers being used for circumcision.

Sadly, this comes pretty close:

As Nature Made Him