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May 04, 2005

Richard Gere Loves His Fellow Human Beings, As Long As They're Hot

Just wonderful. Gere, or as Jennifer calls him, "The Speaker for Humanity," refused to take a picture with a couple of handicapped fans:

“Maybe later,” the 55-year-old Gere was quoted as saying. “I’m hard of hearing and I have a bad hip. We all have problems.”

Despite a second request an hour later, Gere still didn’t come over. “May I please finish my dinner?” he pleaded with another fan who came up and asked for a photo.

We all have problems. That's so true, Richard. Some of us have muscular dystrophy or are deaf and breathe through a tube (as his fans were), while others of us must soldier on with a "bad hip" that can only be partially cured with weekly acutherapy sessions and very expensive injections of crocodile cortiosteroids to the pelvis.

How you manage in the face of these crippling ailments is an inspiration to us all, Richard.

Jen is on F'n' Fire Update: The evidence--

Yet another dopey college student plays the Sodomy Card regarding gay marriage, this time to Ann Coulter.

("Sodomy" and "Ann Coulter" in the same sentence should be worth a couple of dozen google-hits.)

Colin Ferrel attempts to seduce 70 year old woman for two hours; fails.

Probably the first time he's struck out in a while. I give this old biddie major props.

Why does Jennifer hate Martin Short, though? Yes, he's a liberal. They all are. But hasn't she seen Clifford? Or The Three Amigos? Or Jiminy Glick?

Politics ends at the funny's edge. And Martin Short is f'n' funny.


posted by Ace at 12:56 PM
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I think an update to Sully's freak-out advisory might be in order ...

Posted by: Dan Darling on May 4, 2005 01:00 PM

Jiminy. Jiminy Glick.

Posted by: HP Lovecraftnstuf on May 4, 2005 01:05 PM

he annoys the shit out of me. he was jiminy on foxnews this morning and it makes me want to spit. I loved him in Father of the Bride and that old movie "Inner Space" but i cannot stomach him anymore. I want to medicate him. Politics aside, his Maher appearance was obnoxious because he was being an unfunny idiot and it had nothing to do with politics. It just wasn't funny. It is like Robin williams. He was so funny in his Coke days. Now he is just pathetic.

Robin Williams live on Broadway in the 80s is classic stand up. He is so coked up his has and erection through the entire show and is sweating bullets. Now he makes jokes about nothing and does that hand puppet thing that creeps me out.

I love many of his movies, but I cannot watch him live anymore. As for Marty Short, he is like a male Lily Tomlin.

Posted by: jennifer on May 4, 2005 01:21 PM

He was fall-out-of-your-chair funny in "The Big Picture". And as the lead singer of The Queen Haters on an episode of Mel's Rockpile.

Posted by: HP Lovecraftnstuf on May 4, 2005 01:25 PM

If nothing else, Martin Short will always be beloved for his "Ed Grimley" character. I never laughed so hard in my life.

"We're as doomed as doomed can be! The dark clouds gather! And often there's a wind..."

Posted by: Monty on May 4, 2005 01:34 PM

Martin Short has never made me laugh.
If I had two glasses of red wine, which makes me flushed and giggly and a little dumb, Martin Short could still not make me laugh.

I don't know if its his face, or if he's just not funny.

Posted by: lauraw on May 4, 2005 01:34 PM

But but but... Gere was in "Autumn in New York"! How can you print such lies about such a beautiful man?

Posted by: David Ross on May 4, 2005 01:38 PM

He is a twat of Sullivanesque proprotions

Posted by: jennifer on May 4, 2005 01:43 PM

I'm glad to see I'm not the only SCTV fan here. Short did the funniest Jerry Lewis impression of all time in 'Jerry Lewis Live on the Champs-Elysees'. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that he based it somewhat on that recording of Paul Anka screaming at his band that you so graciously shared with us a week or so ago. Especially as Anka is (or was) Canadian - it just had an eerie familiarity to it. Anyway, I don't know what his politics are, and he doesn't seem to go out of his way to inform the world about it, so Martin Short is fine by me. And I also have been wondering if the battery's burnt out on the Andrew Sullivan freak-out advisory.

Posted by: Wanda on May 4, 2005 02:00 PM

SULLY FREAK OUT ALERT!!!!

"Hatred of open and proud homosexuals is intrinsic to Islamist fundamentalism, as it is to Christian fundamentalism. The struggle against both is the same one - at home and abroad."

Posted by: on May 4, 2005 02:14 PM

Everyone knows that coke will produce depression, anxiety, confusion and agitation when taken in large doses for any length of time.

I believe drugs explain a lot of bad behavior among Liberals, especially among The Idle Rich.

Posted by: 72 Romans on May 4, 2005 02:50 PM

RICHARD GERE is the pathetic idiot who said america has,nt done a thing for the world now he is a skirt chaser why dont he give us a brake and stop trying to show how stupid he is

Posted by: goonie bird on May 4, 2005 03:40 PM

Richard Gere has always looked like a dopey cocker spaniel. And I don't think he could even make a "5" on Animal Planet's "Pet Stars".

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on May 4, 2005 04:08 PM

Dang, I hadn't thought of Clifford in a long time. Charles Grodin's best work, in my opinion.

Posted by: Sean M. on May 4, 2005 06:01 PM
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