Well, they *are* fucking liberals. What's with this "heard" shit...

OK, I meant a smiley face at the end of that. That article, however, is obviously out to demonize and discredit this fine blog. Good thing this site is #1 when you google "Ace of Spades" - hehe.

Ace, evil and miserable?

I hadn't noticed.

ACE - The idea that the ACE would want to sabotage Wikipedia simply because they were Liberals seems odd to me. But the idea that a Liberal group would want to play the vitim and accuse a conservatice of being the aggressor I find probable. This all seems very unACElike, though I noticed you never did deny the charges. If you did do it I'll bet you had provocation. Say it ain't so ACE!

PS Don't these people know there's a war on?

Uh, yeah, he called for us to punk it, but then recinded it 5 minutes later b/c it'd all been done before. *sighs* 72 maniacal virgins, i think you nailed it on the head with the "victim" play. Given the tongue in cheek nature of 99.99% of this blog, to single it out as part of the "VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY" or some tripe, is... well... tripe.

Now, if Hugh Hewitt or Traffic Santa called for something like that, we'd probably have Senate Minority Heads beating at the gates...

did you see this:

http://www.nationalreview.com/thecorner/05_05_01_corner-archive.asp#062147

might be time to change the alert

Agreed. Plainly, HWWNBN is -- at minimum -- disgusted by all this hatred of gays (after all, it's simultaneously taking place on multiple continents). I'm guessing he's actually nauseated, by I'll leave the advisory state to the experts.

Hahahha Brak - the only point I'd say to Andrew was when was the last time you saw a christian *pike* someone? You'd probably have to go back a thousand years or so, if it ever happened. OTOH, I think it happens just about every 5 seconds (exaggerated for emphasis) in Muslim countries.

But hey, we're demagoguing here!

O/T - Whenever I see the word "weak" now I hear Cartman saying "Okay, that's seriously weak, you guys."

South Park has completely taken over my fragile little mind. Not that I'm unhappy about it or anything. Just sayin'.

Me too. I wrote that in Cartman's voice.

I WANT THE REST OF THE SEASONS TO COME OUT ON DVD NOW!!!

[crying]

But Mooooom, I - want - the - dee - vee - dees!

That's a bad - that's a BAD Comedy Central!

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

...

Okay, I'm done.

Pity the ACE was on the mean streets of Massapequa sniffing glue and hustling for coke when he issused a bad order to Der Volk before taking it back, but franlky, Big Fucking Deal! This is just too typical of whiney little Liberal bitches to try to blow it all out of proportion.

Does he owe Wikipedia an apology? In principal, yes, and if they try to use it to hurt bloggers then so be it. It is we do that matters, even if they do the wrong thing with it, or so says the bible.

Ace, that article describes you as "out of mischief."

Is it true? Have you depleted the Wartime Emergency Mischief Reserve? Say it ain't so!

Dude, get a p2p client -- it's not hard to dig up South Park eps in full quality; they're some of the most popular files on the Internet. Tvtome.com has episode lists, just search by name.

"Waaa waaa, they're liberals and they're smarter than us, and they're sharing information"

Please stop whining.

Ive came to the wrong place, Im looking for wankers anonymous, heard you got to read it to appreciate how much shite is on here, whats that you say?

oh I am in the right place!!!!!!!!!!

Uh oh -- the LA Times editorial board is on to you, ace.

What would Jesus do in this situation?

Jesus would probably smack you whiners.

ACE is da man. Yeah being a idiot and trying to mess up a website because a "liberal" made it is pure awesomeness. Then moaning about the" liberal media conspiracy" when people get pissed off with you. real mature.

You poor poor rednecks.

I'm balding and ugly!

Hi I am a stupid conservative redneck whose only purpose in life is to harass others who have a stronger grasp of the world than me.

Hi it is I. Your great leader. Our party will continue to destroy the rights of our citizens. I would like to congratulate you in your great job at continuing to be ignorant.

I wonder where the inbred asslicks are coming from today?

What's your referrer log say, ace? O'Chub? Hatrios? Kos(I'mafucking assholetraitor)?

pray tell troll(s), whither comest thou?

I LOVE THE COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My guess? Wikipedia.

Funny thing is Ace might yet get an entry out of this.

Or my big long red dick will just enter him.

Oh, I don't want them to stop, See-dub, I love it.

It's like the Rosie movie all over again.

I'm waiting for one of them to tell me they're a PERSON!

Gannon? Is that you?

look^^^ one thinks it's a dog.

how cute

(actually it looks like they're all the same cockmaster, so it's even better it uses different names. kinda adds that special schitziod something, dontcha think?)

Maybe after the syphilitic deliusions subside, the moron will realize that putting a bunch of foulmouthed comments on Ace's board is like a sparrow farting in a hurricane.

At least the cumbucket could get creative and amuse us.

Yeah they are probably just some niggers or jews. I wish Hitler hadnt lost WWII.

WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, totally, Hob. I mean it's Ace's hit count they're inflating. More crazy blog money for him!

Just think, I was the one who first posted the "hey! this can be screwed with!" entry posting the other day that led to Ace's call to punk these feebs. And from that flowed LA Times and CNN notoriety. Soon: a Weakipedia entry and Crazy Blog Money too!

Well, by impersonating Ace I expect the show will come to an end pretty soon. Damn shame.

Look, one thinks its Cedarford

LMFAO.

hahahahahahahahahaha

and even capitalized "ace"

oh, this is sweet.

Don't stop now, corky, you've almost got us beat!!!

Guys I think theyve got a point. What Ace did was kind of stupid.....

someone call Godwins on the troll

seriously, can a moonbat insult someone without calling them gay, some ethnic slur, or a nazi? very limited vocabulary over there

Wasnt that Ace though with the racial slurs. I take back my earlier statment about him not being mean....

note the fake "benjamin":

the "reasonable troll" persona.

this is just too good.

Don't banninate yet, ace!

You guys are turning on you own peeps.

Remember kids, sharing ideas is bad.

Unless it's good thought about The Party!

asadfasfd

Look, it's talking to itself now.

This is almost fascinating to watch.

Hey, cum-whore, where's your "little girl" persona that you pull out when you want to go drag for the day?

You guys are so immature. Even faking peoples names....

I'm agree a litte bit on the wiki thing. Ace is dead on 89% of the time and at least amusing the other 11%, but he blew it there (although I don't think his brief call to scam it up was meant as anything more than light mischief/tomfoolery against it's liberal slant). Wiki's a cool resource.

But the folks dropping in now are hi-larious, what with the goosestep satire and whatnot. Even in its attempts at humor, the left can't get past their protest march, college glory days mindset. Yep, evil republicans. Even when hippies try to make funny it comes off as sad self-parody. What's next? Attica? Please someone say that. Please?

Yup, it's only one of us dickface.

watch the troll bump up the sitemeter page view stats

getting us past the 5pm eastern daily drop off

GOOOOOO TROOLLLLL!!!!!

Attica. Now laugh.

liek an anonymous nic means anything to me, goats.cx boy.

Fake my name all day long.

oh look now he thinks he is me.

at least spell it right, troll

Actually, if you keep this up, you'll improve my reputation around here for reasoned discourse.

Ya, down with the troll!!!111

I certainly do not spell my name with capital letters.

I am here to bump the sitemeter.

While I do that, I'd like to also take this opportunity to call you all fags.

I'm just here for the porn. Where the hell's my porn, fuckers?

this is the one reason I hate this message board. Any moron can post on here. Like Ray Midge, See-Dub, and hobgOBlin faking my name.

Pornography is a sin against God.

Yup, any moron, like your leader ace of fags.

Hobgoblin? Is that really you saying all these awful and poorly-spelled things? I am shocked and chagrined. As with Laura Bush's comments, I simply don't think I can respect you as a person--or even as a poster here at Ace's.

I am confused, and filled with heart-ache. This is so unlike you. and Ace with those racist remarks...gobsmacking.

Lord knows i'm not the easiest person to offend.

If you'd all stop coddling Ace's balls long enough, you might realize how pathetic it is to "punk" Wikipedia. I can just imagine what it would be like if you chodes got together in person.

High fives and thumbs-up all around! We punked a website! Let's call our parents to give us rides home!

Who the fuck are you calling a moron hobgoblin? I though we were cool and shit.

I invented pornography, idiots.

I invented INTERNET

Who the fuck is who?

I am you.

Al Gore invented the internet.

That's why the internet is inherently liberal.

Ok, so you think Ace pulled a bad one with the Wiki thing. Gotcha. So this is what you got? I mean, read those comments above, aren't you embarrassed for yourselves? Really. Step back for a moment. Try to read them objectively, where's the slightest ounce of invention?

This coulda been fun. You coulda come in here with some good stuff, top notch right wing put downs. But no. You shit your pants. E.g: I'm here for the porn. Really? That's what you got? You came totally unprepared for what could have been some good fun. Damn you hippies. Can't plan shit.

NO I DID!!!!!!!!

Ray, not everyone makes detailed plans ahead of time about what they're going to say on the message board of a whiney ignorant bitch.

what the fuck is planning?

you guys plan something better than to "punk" a website, and we'll come with more.

better?

No what you guys dont realize is that seriously putting down ignorant retards such as yourselves would reflect poorly on our own character, mainly because you guys arent worth it. And another thing you erroneously assumed that we are all in fact liberals. Most of us are in fact moderates who believe extremists like yourselves are in fact hurting America. And we are not affiliated with either Wikipedia nor the LA times.

I read the LA Times though.

ACE PLEASE BAN THEM.

They are kicking our ass.

No way!

I am wanking to this shit.

Hippie:

Look, Ace pulled a silly. But even in doing so, it was funny. I mean look at what was slipped into the entry for the Battle of Hastings:

It should also be noted that Indiana Jones took part in the action, riding in an armored canoe pulled by two dragons with wheels for feet; the battle ended when he sliced off the head of Cobra Commander with a garlic press. He later celebrated by swabbing his wang in honey and finding an anthill.

That's good stuff regardless of your political stripe, good absurdist nonsense. Though it doesn't look like it, takes some thought. But the Al Gore stuff above? The 'whiney, ignorant bitch' stuff? C'mon. Those are just easily ignored insults. Work at it a little more and we could BOTH have some fun. Just saying.

That's not what happened!

i am so glad i found this website...i am looking for people who less in touch with reality than me...these liberals are terrorists....i work for the CIA so i should know.......heheheeheheheheehehehehehe

Good job, you found one example of something that "slipped into" an entry.

I would not be surprised if one of ace's ball lickers (ie you guys) edited that into one of the articles. Rest assured though, it will be edited out.

Ace is a rascist and a fag?

And I thought I knew him....

NOW you're getting my tone of voice. But we all know that ace is, um, a bit on the sensitive side, so that's not much of a shock (or an insult, really)

but please, keep using my nic, I mind not at all.

You're making me look so smart. and witty.

and sexy

Frank:
No that isnt funny. if it was funny we wouldnt be posting on here. And you are continuing to refer to us as hippie, which I think clearly reflects your deep rooted belief that anyone who disagrees with you is in fact a hippy.

Oh your good. Doing the ole "Im the real one" troll.

Why dont you come up with your own nickname.

I AM the real hobgoblin and ALL fo teh above posts are mine!

I wrote them all and believe that ace is a queero and that Wikipedia is teh KEWLNESS!!!!

I love Wikipedia so much that if it was an adult male, I'd let it violate my underage anus.

Guys these trolls have taught me a lesson. It was wrong of me to attack a website such as Wikipedia under the paranoid excuse of having liberal overtones. I really do it because I long for attention because I have no real friends nor a life. Im sorry Wikipedia, LA Times and America.

WIKIPEDIA is chock full of oh-so-cool INTELLECTUALS!

beleive it.

PURE HERBAL VIAGRO wouldn't lie about how cool all the wikipedia peeps are, and how much the drooling retards here at ace of ass's can't even come CLOSE to being as cool as wikipedia people, and here's what PURE HERBAL VIAGRO sez:

"Great blog! Agree with everything you say! Wiki RULZ, Ace DROOLS!"

no, megan, the 14 refers to centimeters.

Actually it's in meters. Believe me I know.

damn, I think they left.

Just when it was starting to lok like fun.

Come back, troll(s), come back.

I'd have to dispute that, um, megan. see Wikipedia says that no human penis could possibly exceed about 30-40 centimeters. And since all wikipedia folks are "down" with the uh, cool metric system, there's no denying that centimeters is the only logical unit of measurement that corresponds with both "14" and "snake"

hence my nic

"Ace" you fucking pussy.

Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never give in.

and never apologize.

goddamned colostomy bag

http://www.dejenerate.net/ruxpin/pub/goatse/gap1.jpg
GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!! GOATSEX!!!

Now THAT's more like it!

These hyperagressive posters from Wikipedia scare me.

Or he could be refering to inches. After all if you worked on your reading comphrehension he did disclose that he was in fact not with Wikipedia.
But we are just making this website look even worse now that we cant think of anything more intelligent than focusing on a random number at one of the more reasonable troll's name.

suuurrrrreee faker keep blaming wikipedia.

I LOVE wikipedia so much I want to have its poo-baby.

fools, you can't make ace of assholes look WORSE! Ace's attacked the sacred cow of the nerd-o-sphere: Wikipedia, a serene, contemplative, peaceful collaborative entity seeking only to disseminate "open-source" knowledge and LOVE.

YOU WILL FEEL THE STING OF MY MICROPENIS!!!!

WTF which one is the real hobgoblin.

I say Ace bans both of them.

brak,

this is me.

(look at my standard fake email addy)

About 25% are mine, but I'm really trying to captue the psychosis of these Wiki fanboy(s). No one's even on this thread, just let me have my fun.

Ban me? ha.

1. Calling us unoriginal then copying one of our methods only make you look worst
2. You spelled my name wrong, making it clear who the real one is.
3. I love you guys.

never claimed you were unoriginal (myself), just that you picked the wrong website to troll. We're a pretty vile and agressive lot here, and don't mind getting dirty with the insults.

ace's is kinda like Fark, except with all Weaver95s.

basically, troll all you want. no one is sorry for punking wikipedia (even though I didn't do any of it myself), and acting like shrieking churchmarms about the vandalism only makes it funnier.

Wikipedia is the sea-cow of the internet, and chopping it with a propeller or two is just good, clean fun.

the last hobgoblin Your email is obviously fake. the real one wouldnt be stupid enough to post their email up here.

You twit. LOL

You spelled my name wrong, making it clear who the real one is

thanks for not returning the favor.

Seriously

I get to post even less restrained stuff than the usual insane blather I usually do.

You give yourself to much credit.
Vicious and aggressive- no
ignorant and stupid most definitly. The snake1.4 bit was obviously your doing. It would of been far more effective if you had just captitalized the S.

That wasnt me who hijacked you name.

As if we didn't know it already: the Wiki folks are a bunch of fags.

Drive through twice.

when you write this, snakie-McWakie:

"ignorant and stupid most definitly"

it helps to spell correctly.

Yay for the new traffic santa (wiki trolls!)

Let's see how we can work some blog revenue out of these guys... have them make us some money. Fantastic!

Maybe I'll host a wiki-punk every week from my place. Google's AdSense won't know the better... I'm gonna contact some of my script kiddy friends to see what they can hook up - lol.

You guys are right.

Anyone here to make fun of you is either a) a hippy or b) from Wikipedia.

^ new guy missed today's traffic stats, and the correlated troll traffic I guess.

Get over it wiki-hippy ;) :P

Just the senselessness of it is totally indefensible. Wikipedia is edited by absolutely anyone and everyone; the people who both edit it and benefit from it are of as many political stripes as there are in the world. You're attacking nobody. "I hear they're liberal, everyone attack." That's hideously stupid. In principle, it's pretty much equivalent to the book burnings of yore, which I'm sure some of your grandfathers are intimately familiar with. But whats that? The founder is a liberal? I guess the fact that he a libertarian and gets no material profit from the site are as irrelevant to the facts that the site is non-profit, funded by donation, community built, and under a free license to the world.

Then what happens: lets all laugh at those morons who like Wikipedia. Christ, it's an *encyclopedia*. An encyclopedia; a repository of human knowledge. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so terrifyingly regressive. The world is flat, actually

I would actually encourage you to continue if you weren't embarrassing all Americans as a whole. I can't even conceive of anything more unflattering and lamentable than attacking an encyclopedia. You're embarrassing conservatives everywhere

...

[peering in]

Weak, you guys. Seriously weak.

wow, someone even pretended to be me, i'm flattered in a way

Not if you havn't noticed, but just since the operators of wikipedia are on the left, doesn't mean that all the information comes from left-wingers as well, do you even know what wikipedia is? It's a user edited resource, so if something's wrong (and obviously the attacks made it this way), then there are features in a wiki to correct these problems.

Hmm... nice site but be more informative!

/buttskez