GURPS-in-jai? Holy crap, ace, don't hold out on us! Give!

Yeah man! Stop being such a damned tease and give us the goods!

I've actually mentioned it before.

Yes, he has. Hey, I'D pull out some GURPS if it kept me from some forced manlove. But that's probably the only reason I'd play GURPS.

Later,
bbeck

GURPS?

Damn, I must be getting old.

BBeck - In Ace's rendition GURPS is played out in the form of forced manlove. At one point I actually make my saving role to avoid forced sodomy, but Bubba #1 notes that I actually missed the roll because I'm "stunned" from his previous attack and so at a -2 on the roll. I comment that this is certainly a complex game as Bubba #2 has his way with me. Ha ha. No really, I wish I could find Ace's original post because it is very funny, like so much of Ace's writing, but the Mote Archives don't contain the thread that Ace and I hosted for a time.

vonKreedon:

Okay, no shilly-shallying now. Go find that thread and post it immediately. This sounds like some good Wednesday hilarity.

It was really funny the first time around, on a stupid leftist forum we were both members of.

Unfortunately, they don't have that bit archived. I think VK actually looked for it.

ace, that GRUPS-in-jail bit has more comedy gold potential than the recent retard-on-the-bus epic we all know and love so well! How could you let it be lost?!?

/sobs and runs away

VK lays out the basics of my parody above.

But his actual story-- just telling me that he played GURPS in jail after being arrested for a protest (at a nuke power station?) -- was priceless.

I couldn't believe he would be so foolish as to share that.

It's far worse than anything Pat O'Brien ever said.

Thanks Ace. It wouldn't have been nearly as much fun if she hadn't provided all the ammo with her blog.