Ace, you're not selling out, you're getting fuching soft. Like warm camembert (sp?).

That was an awful piece of literature. Maudlin, overly sentimental, trite. Like reading a 5 page hallmark card.

Soft, I say. Like loose stools.

I had never seen a live farm aminals before
as I announced loudly
HOLY SHIT - LOOK PIGS

Ace, that is not pedestrian prose. That is prose with two broken kneecaps writhing in the dirt.

The really interesting thing was the 175+ commenters, every single one of whom (okay, the 15 or 20 I read) thanked Rosie for touching them in a very special place. It's actually a little easier to understand her wildly inflated self-image if this is the relation she has with her adoring fans.

I just thank my personal concept of a higher power that you don't encourage that kind of dependence, Ace. Your courageous example helps me to move forward in my own life--one day, one step at a time. And thank you, thank you, thank you for not trying to touch my special places.

"The effect of shielding men from folly is to fill the world with fools" -Herbert Spencer

Ref: Hollywood.

Ace, that is not pedestrian prose. That is prose with two broken kneecaps writhing in the dirt.

SondraK has those pics up almost everyday. It is beyond disturbing. In that sort of "too heinous for words but you cannot look away" way.

Living with O'Donnll, McDowll has the inside track on all the hunky bus drivers, and she's like a kid in a candy store, quickly locking lips with one. O'Donnll's retarded boyfriend is mugged. I don't really know what that was for, but if network TV can show the disabled getting the shit kicked out of them, they should also be allowed to show tits.

Thor and Hulk made for a boring fight: Hulk kicks Thor's ass. The only interesting fight would be between Superman and the Hulk, and of course that would never happen except in a mixed DC/Marvel universe. A Superman/Hulk matchup would be like an "unstoppable force/immovable object" experiment. In a pure Marvel Universe, you'd have to pit The Thing from the Fantastic Four against the Hulk (in fact this has happened, I think), but again no contest: the Hulk kicks The Thing's ass. Or maybe we could pit She-Hulk against the Hulk, or Grey Hulk against Green Hulk.

...what was the post about again? Something about retards?

Your courageous example helps me to move forward in my own life--one day, one step at a time. And thank you, thank you, thank you for not trying to touch my special places.

LOL

And let me add, Ace, that your wisdom, guidance and leadership teaches me that, deep down inside, there is nothing 'special' about any of us. We're just all 'tards.

ACE! Here's a link, not at all off-topic:

Defense: England Oxygen-Deprived at Birth.

FORT HOOD, Texas - Defense lawyers sought leniency for Pfc. Lynndie England at a hearing Tuesday to determine her punishment in the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal, with a psychologist testifying that the reservist was oxygen-deprived at birth, speech impaired and had trouble learning to read.

For the first time in recorded history, I can actually buy this defense.

If true-- and really, how can it not be, just look at her-- this doesn't really shine a nice light on Army recruiting.

Especially when the Army is taking in oxygen-deprived, speech-impaired illiterate gumby-thugs and is *still* missing its recruiting goals!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

You do realize that this is the perfect excuse for a poetry competition, don't you?

Is it wrong to hope that this stellar performance will typecast Rosie?

B/c, you know, it just *fits* so. damn. well.

NO! No retarded poetry.

Cuz that's just retarded.

So....who would win in a fight, oxygen-deprived illiterate PFC England, or retarded Rosie? Now that's a fight worth debating!

rosie
starred in a
movie
about a retard
who
is
by the way
a
person.

when
it was over
rosie's fans
were touched
in
a
naughty place
and
thanked her.

except
for
andie mcdowell
who
was unable to
talk
through all
the
tears.

and while rosie
gets her
fans
to clamor
for
an emmy,
at the end
of
the day
beth is
still a retard
and rosie
is
a
fat
grandstanding
fool.

Geez, how do you do retarded poetry?

Whither is fled the visionary gleam,
where is it now, the glory and the dream?

No. That didn't work

Jack M.

That was really good! At first glance it looks retarded, but y'know, there's something about the device that actually seems to work. It's just prose forced into an artificial format, but it does draw your eye down the page.

Glassed
The look in her eyes
Drool
Rolling down her chin

.... oh God I'm going to hell, I can't finish this!

Hell or no Hell, I was able to finish this.

McDonald's Is Good

my drool bib's
restrained floral pattern
highlights the
barbecue sauce that I
(I am a person)
smeared there quite willingly
as my sister looked
on in horror
and reaffirmed her support
for abortion.

little red swedish fish
hope they don't drown in coke
where's my fucking emmy?

as my sister looked
on in horror
and reaffirmed her support
for abortion.

HA!

nice, andrew

/got nothin myself

Who
shit their pants?
Oh,
It's me.

Again.

She walks in flubber, like the blight
you find on sidewalks, after night
and all that's best of dark and bright
pretty much gets sucked up by her horrid ass.

Haiku for morons

Rosie plays a tard
She's such a slobbering fool
Kind of like bloggers

The
best thing
about
writing like
this
is
that
it looks
like you have
written
quite
a
lot
when in
fact
you have
said
very little.

It's an
old
visual
trick
that associates
vertical
length
with
content.

The
retards always
fall for
it.

Which is
why
Rosie
gets
so many
comments.

Ooooooooooh - pretty font! And *look* at all those words....

/drool

fat kid,

whither the bitterness lately?

It's OK, bud. have a beer on me.

Damn, forgot I have to add *sarcasm* tags to just about everything I write.

I'm just bummed I'm still at work, and should be *working* so I don't have to stay any longer.

Can't seem to get around to it though.

Or....ya'll could just ignore me.

OOOKKK, if I am gonna swim with the sharks...

There once was a girl named Rosie
No one knew she was a lesbo till we all got nosey
Now all we hear is gay, gay, gay
So her show and K-mart gig went away
She now wants respect so bad
She plays a retard and that's sad
Cuz the retards deserve better
than a retarded emmy getter

The
retards always
fall for
it.

Um, Ace fell for it.

Let's hearken back to that Logic 101 class:

If A=B and B=C then A=C.

Whoops. Ace is a retard.

Wow, after reading all this poetry, it's rather comforting to know that I won't be alone in HELL.

Later,
bbeck

PS: does anyone REALLY care about Rosie's discovery? I wouldn't read it if you paid me. A Lot.

I mean, come on, she was totally attracted to Tom Cruise. How hard must it have been to figure out she was a le$bian?

Later,
bbeck

I gotta admit this -- and I agree with you -- I liked Rosie's redo of writing style.

I've never read her site before (and won't be again because the place really hurts my eyes what with that background color contrasting with the tiny white strip o' type) but after reading this one, remained intrigued because of her writing style...although I lept past a bit of it.

As to Rosie and what she writes about, she's a strange one, no doubt about it.

Now reading a few of the earlier comments here, to clarify what I tried to already express (here/this thread), to avoid confusion...I find the STYLE Rosie uses interesting, not her content.

Her content is strange, to put it kindly. But I'd not even read past even three sentences if she didn't use that style that she's using.

Which may be her point.

I find the STYLE Rosie uses interesting

I liked Rosie's redo of writing style.

A=C. Whoops, more retards.

I won't be alone in HELL.

bbeck:

How do you know? Maybe all the retards will refuse to associate with you. You could be desperate for someone to talk to. Just to cope with the boredom, you could end up best buddies with Megan.

Think about it.

Repent.

ok guys. I don't have a poem right now. But I will share my retard story. A bit of private hell I've been carrying around inside of me like a bot-fly for the past decade.

There was this retarded girl that would stop by the radio shack every day to fondle the radio she loved. She seemed mostly harmless (in that shaved-down bigfoot kindof way that so many retards have), and we were all polite and even friendly if our mood hadn't been soured by too many idiot customers that day.

Well one day she walks in, puts down the ubiquitous movies rentals she was returning next door, and starts mooning over the radio.

I don't know what made me look... maybe a tendril of retribution from Azathoth for taking his name in vain once too often... but I couldn't stop myself, and I picked up one of the movies to check the title.

"Maid in Chains"

This burly retarded chick with all the free hugs for anyone who stood too close couldn't afford the radio she was yearning after because of a bondage porn habit.

A little piece of me died that day.

So there you go. Just thought I'd share that with you all. I mean, let's face it... you are all a bunch of rat bastards, and if anyone deserves the hell of having visualized bondage s/m retard sex, it's you guys.

Michael, not to worry, I'll be at the par-tay with my fellow godless geeks, arguing over whether or not Niven and Pournelle got it right in "Inferno."

Later,
bbeck

krakatoa:

What a deeply disturbing story. And I don't mean a retard looking at bondage flicks.

I mean someone who is worried about "a tendril of retribution from Azathoth."

krakatoa, and how did you know immediately that it was bondage porn. HHHmmmmm??????

That wouldn't have even crossed my mind. I mean....ICK!!!!!!!!!!

I'm with Michael here. Repent.

And one more thing Mr. obviously watched bondage porn before, You couldn't shell out a few bucks and buy her the damn radio at cost???? Would that have been too much to ask. A kind deed?

I would think you would be needing the points in heaven....;-)

Retards need porn too.

Ok, I don't do this for a living, this is all, like, new to me,

but Rightwingsparkle, I detected mixed meter in that prose...

I'm just sayin.

How did I become the bad guy here???

Damn, see?? I was right... you guys are ruthless. hehe

And I knew what the video was because I had to deal with having a brother who rented the same sorts of crap. Had to pack up that degenerate's apartment once. That was a serious rubber-glove job. I made my gf pack up his special closet though. She still hasn't forgiven me for that.

Me? I like wholesome videos. You know...anything with hot girl on girl action.

David, I know. I just wrote it on the sly.

Terrible, but in keeping with the theme here I think.

Rosie is a ranter, everyone she bores
She changes her underwear once a week at dusk
This not only saves on laundry chores
It gives her a special musk

...thank you folks, I'm here all week.

"Repent! Repent! Caribou!"

Ace, are you high? Dead people wrote that poem.

DEAD PEOPLE!!!!

I typed the word, "STYLE" in caps so Micheal could read it.

I DID watch "Princess Cariboo" once, however. Although I don't think there was anyone in that film who typed in faux poetica, Rosie's or otherwise.

Just saying.

Has anyone else noticed that we haven't heard a peep out of Ace? Frankly, I think it was an act of courage to admit that he liked Rosie's prose in front of this band of vicious retards. Stupid, but courageous. And, hey, you get what you ask for.

Rightwingsparkle, I did like this line,

than a retarded emmy getter

it's so, what's the word, generic. Could be anybody!

There is one thing of which I know that we can take from the mentally retarded, especially those who are younger and not so jaded by cruelty and ignorance. That one simple attribute which I have garnered first hand is a guilessness, an honesty that should shame the rest of us.

Thor and Hulk made for a boring fight: Hulk kicks Thor's ass.

Thor slices like a hammer. LIke a f';[]8ing hammer!

I once
put a whole
shit load of coke
in the goldfish bowl
to see if they liked it and wow
now they're floating at the top they're so high.

Goddammit ACE there's a fucking war on or have you not noticed?

Hmmmmm, speaking of fumes ...