Nice cooter fumes!

My penis is studious.

It senses that it is not Jenna.

Not her. Aside from the face, if that wasn't enough, Jenna has a bigger rack and is a bit thicker around the middle. Plus an appendectomy scar that is fairly visible. I didn't look at the NSFW pics so I don't know if you can see that. And I've been around her in person, FWIW. Not her

wonkette? is that you?

I have a shark. I have named it There's A War On. What should we do with it?

Ride that Shark like a cowboy, Ace!

Definitely not Jenna.

Why do you think it is a thong? She has a bathing suit top on and is obviously pulling on her skirt. I'm thinking it's her bathing suit bottom.

sorry to ruin all the fun for you pervs...;-)

Feh.

I knew it weren't her the minute I saw her pooty pooh.

Looks like someone (RWS) didn't follow the NSFW links on Sondra's page

You see far more than just the thong string, RWS, trust me.

Ok, I'm wrong on the thong, but right on ya'll being pervs....;-)

Right Wing Sparkle:

You are right on everything, dear lady, at least on the big picture stuff.

Let's just say that just the thought of questioning your assertion that we're a bunch of pervs would be an insane endeavor.

Consider me simply a loser. Because, yes, I looked.

KCTrio,

There is no way POSSIBLE for you to be a loser with such insight.....;-)

Hey, Sparkle just got a hat tip on Insty! Prepare for the deluge.

I doubt very much that Jenna has piercings anywhere other than her ears.........

And Ace, Darlink....when ya gonna fix the "bemember me" function????????????????????????????????????????
You need some help with that?

What the hell kind of -uh- grooming job is that?

This has "New Desktop Background" written all fuckin' over it.

That is why it needs to be her.

SOMDRAK! Please! help him fix it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIKES!! AN INSTY!!!!!!!!!!! MY 2nd ONE!!!!

God, I hope he doesn't scroll down!!!!!

Grace, we did a poll on this awhile back. Some of the results were....surprising.

Thanks Sondra! I checked out your poll, but do not think it classified that odd arrangement the fake Jenna has. Is it to facilitate wearing really low-cut jeans? Is there a name for it? "The Reverse....what?

It just looks weird!

Anyway, thanks!

Lovely poll you have there, SondraK. I'm really mystified at the results, however. I mean, who the fuck are these people? "Completely Bare" gets the lead at 31%? And, "well coiffed" and "landing strip" cluster for second. Near last is "Don't care as long as it don't smell like..."?

I don't know about you people, but if we are talking about raw urges, isn't it the entire package that matters? Even if we isolate just that part of the anatomy, then aren't we then still talking about raw urges? My God, if you are turned on by that particular region, it would seem to me you'd not really be too particular about what you've arrived at once you've succeeded.

That's why I'm surprised that the top three vote getters all were under a category that requires effort on the part of the owner and/or partner of the package. Talk about being fussy.

She looks like that actress on Lost, the one with the asthma. (And no acting ability.) Also, she's badly in need of a rewaxing. Or an all-over tan. Or both.

Does anyone really care if it's Jenna? I sure don't!

SandraK and the rest of you fuckers. Listen to me, God dammit. I want to know something about that fucking poll of yours.

I brought up a topic, and I demand answers. Your poll was about preference for pussy. Isn't that about the essence of the fucking thing? Yes. It fucking is.

Now, I don't have a tongue, and I miss having one. More than my fucking arm. But even if the topic is about pussy in general, you are not going to get a good look at the pussy without enough light to notice these little differences, now are you? And I'm going to just go ahead and say it. The real purpose of the poll is about pussy eating. And fuck you if you say it's about pussy gazing. Go jack off at a fucking magazine if that's what you think. I can't even do that, fuck.

If you are a man or a woman that likes doing that (and if you don't, go fuck yourself), then isn't eating pussy like enjoying wine? Do you drink the same fucking wine every night and say "I only drink this wine." You can make this same statement even if you are in a long-term relationship. It's the exploration of the pussy that matters. What the hell is wrong with you people? I can understand not wanting one of those choices in that poll, but the rest? Give me a fucking break.

I don't have a tongue anymore, but dammit, when I did, all of the fun was in the eating, not in the decor. Get it, fuckers?

Ooh...you're a dirty girl, aren't you? Yeah, it's okay. Just go with it my little candycane, I don't mind. Oh? What's that? You want me to...why Jenna, I didn't think they made suntan lotion that could do that. How irresistably decadent!

What? If I don't apply it to your taut and inviting young curves then the terrorists have already won? The matter of my firm yet comforting application technique has already been discussed at the very highest levels? Hush, mon cherie--say no more. I am a patriotic man.

"I don't have a tongue anymore, but dammit, when I did, all of the fun was in the eating, not in the decor. Get it, fuckers?"

I repent of every mean thing I ever said about you. You are the font of all wisdom. Please do not hunt me down and flame me to a crisp as you have threatened.

Your 'umble servant,

Uriah

Tied to the Whipping Post is one of the ten greatest rock songs ever. I saw Uriah Heep in Hamburg in 1970 when I was an exchange student, and they were awesome. They totally upstaged Black Sabboth.

"Tied to the Whipping Post is one of the ten greatest rock songs ever. I saw Uriah Heep in Hamburg in 1970 when I was an exchange student, and they were awesome."

Dude, wasn't that the Allman Brothers, not Uriah Heep?

Although I can understand getting them mixed up. I mean, it was 1970. Anyone who claims to have remembered it clearly probably wasn't really there.

Dug Zappa's cover of Whipping Post lots.

These comments are more bizarre than the stupid pic. Hold me Ace, I'm skeered.