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May 02, 2005

A Brief Treatise on Applied Workplace Heuristics

A common-sensical flow-chart for problem-solving.

I've been using this approach for years, and it works like the Dickens.

Thanks to John from Wuzzadem, who's also looking into doing a webcast "radio" show, and whose best guess as to his first show's transcript looks frighteningly like the nightmares that awake me at 3:15 every night.


posted by Ace at 03:19 PM
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OK, Completely off-topic.

Science fiction has long entertained us with tales of parallel universes. Strange, wonderful places much like our own, but also slightly askew.

Objects fall up instead of down, Al Gore wins instead of GWB, and David Hasselhoff wins the award for International Star of the Year

Truth, my friends, is stranger than fiction. Alas.

Posted by: TheShadow on May 2, 2005 03:40 PM

BTW, this reminds me of those record (yes, record) commercials which were around in my youth. Whereby, either Slim Whitman or Boxcar Willie were proclaimed to have sold more records in Europe than the Beatles and Elvis combined. Combined, I say.

I always snickered at those damn commercials and wondered how they got away with lying like that. Now, I have to consider the scary possibility that those figures were true.

Posted by: TheShadow on May 2, 2005 03:48 PM

Thanks, Im gonna try it out tomorrow.

LHM
An American Expat in Southeast Asia

Posted by: LHM on May 2, 2005 03:57 PM

I can't look at that freaking flowchart without cracking up. I must be high.

BTW, Ace - is that a picture of you and Karol on the new Rightalk ad?

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on May 2, 2005 03:57 PM

Chalk this up to another instance of ace glomming onto a fad that's at least a decade out of date. ace, my mom had this frigging thing on her cube wall like twenty years ago!

Loose shit, ace. I demand that all pop culture references be topical and up to date!

Posted by: Monty on May 2, 2005 04:20 PM

Mony:

Dude, cut Ace some slack.

"The end of a matter is better than its beginning; Patience of spirit is better than haughtiness of spirit. So saith the Preacher."

Posted by: Michael on May 2, 2005 08:58 PM
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