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TJM definitively ranks the films of William Friedkin including, of course, CAT Squad Python Wolf

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All of the music and sound effects from Star Trek season one

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It happened forever, for a short time
A place for a moment, an end to dream
Forever I loved you, forever it seemed
One summer never ends, one summer never began
It keeps me standing still, it takes all my will

The Doors' original version of "Enter Sandman"

TJM explores the films of William Friedkin, director of The Exorcist.

An Update about Grammie Winger:
She is doing poorly...she is in the hospital and is having a tough go of it. She would love to hear from you folks, so anyone who would like to contact her is welcome to her address! Please contact Bluebell at moroncookbook@gmail.com for her contact info. (I expect her local post office to be furious with us!)
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TJM definitively ranks the films of Terrence Malick.

"Profoundly Awful:" James Gunn's new Supergirl is a Hot Krypton Mess

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Trump will present the trophy for the World Cup, and lunatic cultists will not be happy

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TJM tries to convince you to watch Terrence Malick films. He probably fails.

Texas antifa cell ringleader sentenced to 100 years in federal prison over terrorism attack [CBD]

Department of Energy Announces American Nuclear Supply Chain Loans
$17.5B is a good start. Now add two zeroes to that number! [CBD]

It's finally legal for kids to play pinball in South Carolina
It is the end times! [CBD]

TJM discusses the Martin Scorsese film Hugo

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Deport...Deport...Deport The F***ing Lot! A new UK anthem? [Hat Tip: S.E.] [CBD]

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Damn you Ace! My competitive nature combined with a severe lack of will power and work-related ADHD are going to get me into deep caca!! Must.resist.urge.to.keep.playing.and.beat.top.score! Aaaiiiiyyyeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Hey Compos Mentos,

Glad you like my knees. Wow, I'm so impressed by your latin. Are you a lawyer? Lawyers turn me on. Along with NFL, NBA, pro golfers, rock stars, and mafiosi. But none of them seem interested after they meet one of the the guys I've dating. He's been featured on Growing Up Gotti cause he's John Gotti's nephew. Perhaps you've heard of him, Tony "the Nut crusher" Gambino? He's very possessive and has team of professional hackers who can trace any post on any website. He's so cute when he's jealous! I just love to see the veins in his neck pop out like the Hulk when he thinks someone likes me. Ohhh, he's coming back fron burying the guy who looked at me wrong. Gotta Go, see you soon lover!

LOVE DUSTY

Dusty angel, it's worth it. And it is sooooo ironic that you should mention your turn-ons because it just so happens that I am an ex-NFL player turned professional golfer who also did a stint playing European ball and while I was there toured with Milli Vanilli and played guitar for Vanilla Ice! I also have a law degree from Ivy Tech, though I'm not practicing much 'cept for giving legal advice to the Gambino family.

Oh, and just so we can keep a low profile, let's start using my secret 'family' name - Carpe Lignum.

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