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April 28, 2005

Bin Ladin Dead?

Not the first time we've heard this rumor, as My Pet Jawa notes.

I kinda hate even bringing it up, but... his link is interesting.

Okay, this is the sort of rumor-mongering that bloggers are slammed for. But if the media is chattering about it behind closed doors, why shouldn't the public know what they're chattering about?

Thanks to Someone.

I've Got the Funniest F'n' Readers Update: EricJ offers:

Who cares if Bin Laden's dead? Don't they know there's a war on?

posted by Ace at 02:38 PM
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If one of the main reasons for thinking this is the press conference scheduled for tonight, that doesn't seem to be the agenda. Looks like it's going to be about gas prices and social security:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050428/D89OHFIO0.html

Mind you, that's just one of the factors given for thinking Osama is dead.

What would be awesome is if Bush reached into a hat box and said "Here's Osama's severed head, America. Now kindly appoint me some conservative judges."

Posted by: See-Dubya on April 28, 2005 02:41 PM

Yeah and they almost caught Zarkawi.

When they have his head and his desert-oysters on a platter, call me.

Posted by: Prarie-Oyster Hunter on April 28, 2005 02:49 PM

Batman: "Now to make this planted story sprout."

Posted by: Michael on April 28, 2005 02:50 PM

You do know that a Fatwa has been issued against you ACE for posting Bin Laden dead?

Posted by: zionist elder on April 28, 2005 02:52 PM


Robin: "You were right, Batman, we might have been killed."

Batman: "Or worse."

Posted by: Michael on April 28, 2005 02:58 PM

It's a ploy by Glenn Reynolds to draw the attention away the discussion over his earlier posting.

Damn clever bastard...

Posted by: DelphiGuy on April 28, 2005 03:00 PM

Who cares if Bin Laden's dead? Don't they know there's a war on?

Posted by: Eric J on April 28, 2005 03:17 PM

If or when we get Binnie, or more importantly Ayman al-Zawahiri, it will be highly satisfying, but hundreds stand ready to replace Binnie...

Death, or worse, God forbid, than having him free, IMO ---God forbid his capture and 7 years of an ACLU circus, a Global Trial of the Century guaranteed to make him an Immortal Martyr whose every speech at Trial will go out to hundreds of millions...

All that won't change the basic framework of the war on radical Islam that much. It's a war of beliefs, ideas, and policies in conflict. The people on either side of the war are secondary to that.

Mullah Omar. Mullah Omar.....Anyone remember that old "Arch-Evildoer' and why getting him was once so important to winning the War on Terror and stopping him from "Hijacking" the Religion of Peace?

Posted by: Cedarford on April 28, 2005 03:38 PM

Not to mention the fact that the world's number one terrorist, Ariel Sharon, is still on the loose.

Posted by: Semi-Pseudoford on April 28, 2005 03:44 PM

No, I don't. And neither do you. You say it and hope we just shake our heads and accept your version of truth.

The fact is, we tried to persuade Omar to turn UBL over to us. We asked the Pakis to pressure Omar to step back from the foreigners and permit us to "capture" UBL.

Omar was a long way from being an ally, but at no point has his capture or death been a priority of ours beyond enough lip service required to pressure him and his followers to disassociate from UBL.

Why would you even try to get away with that?

Posted by: spongeworthy on April 28, 2005 03:54 PM


You Americans are such dupes! Bin Laden puts out these emails every time he wants to prove he's still alive and deliver secret instructions to our Jihadis!

A FATWA UPON THE ACE OF SPADES!!!

ALAH AKBUR!!!

Posted by: 72 DRUNKEN VIRGINS on April 28, 2005 03:58 PM

Spongeworthy -

At one point, Mullah Omar was in the "Big 3" of top "evildoers". Him, Binnie, and al-Zawahiri.

We long ago realized he is just an illiterate Bozo who sheltered Binnie. Not really even involved in global terror.

But the 10 million "Arch-evildoer" reward still stands. He may be a joke, but a joke worth 10 million from the US taxpayer.

Of course the US has yet to realize that offering 30 pieces of silver for betrayal of a fellow tribesman is deeply offensive to those people's honor and such huge rewards are probably counterproductive except in highly secular places like Iraq. Want Binnie or Zarkawi? Best place to start is lowering the reward on each down to say only a million or so, except for Pakistan's ISI.

Posted by: Cedarford on April 28, 2005 04:48 PM

I'm watching Bush's presser right now, and if he's got bin Laden's severed head in an Igloo cooler inside the podium, he's sure playing it cool. I'll stay at my post, just in case he puts on a smirk and reaches down, saying "Hey, look what the Navy Seals brought me this morning."

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on April 28, 2005 08:37 PM

Ace--

Please, please, please modify the Andrew Sullivan advisory to incorporate "GOB-SMACKED." It's so much more...Andrew, don't you think?

Posted by: Fresh Air on May 2, 2005 02:00 AM

Well, when the alert is actually on red, it reads 'filled with heart-ache by such gob-smacking vileness.'

Posted by: ace on May 2, 2005 02:51 AM
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