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July 03, 2026

Star-Spangled ONT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! OK, I'm a few hours early. Sue me.

Musical interlude

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For those who served

Fido Friday:Remember the victims of July 4th

Would marry

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Suck it England

Checking my calendar

We've watched the world discover how great we are over the past month. Don't let the media convince you otherwise

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Libations for the holiday

Whoops

Long weekend, gonna do some lawn work

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Important safety tip

Knock knock

Have fun grilling this weekend

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Dear England

Shall not be infringed

We're the kids in America

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The bell is great, but it's surrounded by progslop

Breakup meme

Never forget

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Kid Claus

And finally, take this 4th to dedicate yourself to a noble cause

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by great moments in movies:

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