I'm fairly pleased with the circulation of "stinky starfish" but a lot of the hits are about actual dead sea critters.

Mom will not be alerted to this development, however.

#1 for flop sweat man-titties too.

Making mom proud that's what blogging is all about. Congrats.

Wow. You let your mom read your blog?

Looks like you have a radio show title.

What's even better are the googleads that appear with that search result:

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Dude, "learn to meet chickens" is a ROCKIN site!

Fuck. It's ok to pile on with the "reading at a 4th grade level" now. I deserve it.

This post signals officially that it's a slow news day. In which case, check out Mickey Rourke's new face.

ahhh...Ace is a momma's boy. That makes him almost...sweet.

What the hell happened to Mickey Rourke?

apparently my wife saw him the other day. What? Did he go to Haiti for that facelift? That's the worst plastic surgery EVER.

Dude, Mickey was a boxer in between his hey-day in the 70's and now. Or whenever the hell he was a heart-throb. I blogged about a killer article slate had on him a few weeks ago. That guys been beat to shit, and had it pretty rough - he has a serious case of "perspectiv-itis" that you simply DO NOT find in H-Wood today. That dude is grateful for every job he gets.

Lemme see if I can re-locate the link...

a moron blog for morons by morons who can't close italics tags.

I think he handed the surgeon an envelope with some cash, and said "here's $1500 bucks. Just kinda, fuck it up a little bit, thanks".

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-04-12-rourke_x.htm

Oops, was USA today. Hyperlink doesn't work.

Some bitch is already trying to delete that.

Avoid Wikipedia like the plague - those guys are THE biggest bunch of losers around. Even more so than all you salivating retards.

"Just another nonnotable blog: del." —msh210

Umm, is this just some kind of script thing? Because the text is editable.

So we're going after Randi Rhodes now?

She must be making headway. LOL

I see that Powerline is claiming a piece on her show advocated for the killing of Bush. Not that any of you will actually link to any audio where that took place, of course.

Cuz it didn't.

I personally listened to the piece that Powerline referred to.

Sorry, I mean the comments section in the Wikipedia "should we keep this entry" page can be edited by, um, me. Is this how it usually works? Just anybody can go in there and change everything by clicking "edit"?

fat kid, that facelift destroys any perspective the guy's face used to have.

He's an old, beat-up man. Why go get your skin pulled so far back that you no longer have fucking sideburns unless you're a littel too "Hollywood"?

Harrison fFord worked as a carpenter for decades waiting for a good script, and he still managed to keep his face intact.

I lived in Miami and would go to South Beach on weekends. Rourke's club is (was?) there. Granted this was a dozen years ago, but he was normal looking then. He hasn't been horribly burned or disfigured since and yet he still looks like an alien from V. Without the human skin.

creeee-peee

Who is this other "Andrew" person? I don't know him.

I do know, however, that you're also number one for a "Paroled Convicts Want to Date Your Daughter" Google search. Maybe "Andrew" can start a Wikipedia entry for that.

Yeah, Carla. Randi Rhodes is scary important. She's got an audience almost, gee willickers, eight or nine times my size.

Shivers!

You can see why we had to sick the Secret Service on her. She's just too dangerous.

Fucking moron.

Hob - did you read that interview? He sounds pretty grounded to me. Then again his face also looks diff in that pic the USA Today has of him.

You mentioned you saw him 12 years ago at his club, he picked up boxing afterwords. *shrug* I'm jus sayin, that's all. ;)

RE: The wikipedia comments - that's how wikipedia works, you can edit anything you want, at any time. It's an open-source encyclopedia. Very neat idea which is ruined by the turd-sniffers that monitor the site. They tried to put the kaibosh on Insty by labeling him some neo-con a while ago. He posted about it if I remember correctly. They say all sorts of crazy shit about conservatives. The stupid tech geeks that actually care about that thing are all liberals, it's evident in their edits. ;) :P

I personally listened to the piece that Powerline referred to.

Ah, so you're the one!

The debate now includes comments about Fat Kid's mother. I can't believe Wikipedia just lets anonymous morons like me go in and change everything in their debates. This is all new to me. I don't do this for a living.

Sorry, I mean the comments section in the Wikipedia "should we keep this entry" page can be edited by, um, me. Is this how it usually works? Just anybody can go in there and change everything by clicking "edit"?

If that's the case, then I'm going to go to the entry for the Battle of Hastings and change it to say that King Harold was defeated by Indiana Jones, who rode in an armored canoe pulled by two dragons with wheels for feet.

I'm digging the new Dusty Girl.

All right fellows, I think we've discovered a fine new way to amuse ourselves--going in and f'ing around with Wiccipedians. Which they deserve, if they really are devil worshippers.

And I am at a far distant computer from my usual so if they retaliate and wax my IP, that's fine by me!

Wow ace...all that and you completely ignored the point I made.

Fucking moron indeed.

This is simply too fucking good for words.

Scroll down to "external links."

hey "carla"

I wonder why Rhoades is apologizing so profusely if "nothing" happened.

Assmuncher.

last time I saw a face lift that tight was on Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

it wasn't bad work, except every time he smiles his arms move up.

carla sure got REEEAALL fucking quiet, huh?

According to Wikipedia Tub Girl is fat kid's mother! lol! I saw the picture where she was giving birth!

[we tease because we love, fat kid]

Hey Hobgoblin..

Your definition of "profusely" is pretty interesting. She said she was sorry they had such a lame bit that offended some people. Woo-hoo.

She also said that the Secret Service ISN'T involved in it. They've not contacted her at all.

I guess they don't consider a stupid, lame bit to be as serious as Powerline, Drudge and this blog do.

Assmunch this.

Revision as of 22:29, 27 Apr 2005

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why's she apologizing carla?

cuz she offended conservatives?

since when does she apologize for that?

BOOOLL-Shit

you said "I see that Powerline is claiming a piece on her show advocated for the killing of Bush. Not that any of you will actually link to any audio where that took place, of course.

Cuz it didn't. "

Really?

Then why the apoligy (in light of the above)

Apparently someone thinks it was a threat to the President

AIR AMERICA President of Programming Jon Sinton: 'We regret that a produced comedy bit that was in bad taste slipped through our normal vetting process. We do acknowledge that it was an internal error and internal discipline will be enforced'...

Wow. Whole lot of apologizing going on for something that's no big deal.

Personally, I think Air America is so friggin' desperate for good publicity right now that this is like manna from heaven.

like manna from heaven.

Since we agree it is a slow news day:

Here's a little pictorial review of Mickey's modifications:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000344.html

And, what the hell happened to the following rock icons?

Paul Stanley:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005190.html

Stephen Tyler

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005975.html#5975

Axl Rose:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000252.html

Is it me, or has Stephen Tyler morphed into Phil Spector?