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Support the Iraqi "Resistance!"Speaking of brains clogged with bong-resin... Put Down Your White Man's Burden, Support Iraqi Resistance Nah. Not at all. What would give you that idea? Dummy. BY LIZ SPERBER Uchhhhh... I have a feeling she's related to Wendie Jo Sperber, who just about ruined Bosom Buddies as well as pretty much every B- grade comedy she was cast in. She was Rosie O'Donnell before Rosie O'Donnell. Fat people can be funny, but it's not like you're a laugh-riot just because you're a couple of hundred pounds over ideal weight. "Before we prescribe how a pristine Iraqi resistance must conduct their secular, feminist, democratic, nonviolent battle, we should shore up our end of the resistance by forcing the U.S. and its allied governments to withdraw from Iraq." A quote from Arundhati Roy, who'll soon be the subject of her own "Magical Retard" biopic. "Before we prescribe how a pristine Iraqi resistance must conduct their secular, feminist, democratic, nonviolent battle..." Right. I notice a lot of jihadis burning their bras. Well, they burn some bras. Like when they blow up a bus filled with schoolgirls, I'm sure some bras get burned up along with the 12-year-old human bodies. So that's something. UNCONDITIONALLY-that's the way I support the Iraqi Resistance these days. Unconditionally. Right. I-- I can't go on. It's just too stupid. Jewish Grandmother Voice ON: For this I saved and scrimped to send you to college? Oh, you're a big-shot now, with your support of foreign terrorists and all... no don't bother calling, I'm sure you've got very important terrorist-fundraising to do... JGV OFF. Correction: Wendie Jo, not Amy Jo. I think she played "Amy" on Bosom Buddies. Thanks to Dave. At least he didn't tell me this was "old." posted by Ace at 10:55 AM
CommentsAce, it's Wendie Jo Sperber. Man, she was soooo hot in 1941. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 27, 2005 11:07 AM
I save words like "unconditional" to describe my feelings towards my level 10 Human Fighter/ Level 5 Thayan Knight, or Tawny, who dances down at the Brass Ass Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Not so much for murderous, likely unwashed cutthroats who like to carve on the helpless. Posted by: Alex_fs on April 27, 2005 11:08 AM
Alex -- I don't know what's worse: that you actually wrote the words "Thayan Knight" or that I immediately thought, "Man, 'Horrors of Thay' is the coolest name for a special ability ever." Posted by: Il Padrino on April 27, 2005 11:12 AM
"A TERRORIZING ETYMOLOGY" LOL Posted by: Pompous on April 27, 2005 11:13 AM
I posted this moonbats story yesterday. Considering how generious she was in offering her email addy to join her little band of moonbats I fired off a request. Throwing a little bait her way I asked for info on how I could help her "valiant cause." Well shit fire the mail got bounced back for being an invalid address. Gee, I wonder why that is? Maybe she got to many facts pounded into her inbox. Or maybe she is "all show and no go." Either way her parents need to be bitch slapped for turning this nutjob loose! On another note: Ace you might be interested to know, PETA is at it again. We all know how much you "love" PETA! This time they are fucking with the "King of Beers." Posted by: Marc on April 27, 2005 11:56 AM
To paraphrase Bono: "Hey, the head-choppers love their children, too." Posted by: TallDave on April 27, 2005 12:02 PM
Dude, you're paraphrasing Sting, not Bono. Posted by: Andrea Harris on April 27, 2005 01:30 PM
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