Join me, and together we can bring peace, pot, and patchouli to the Galaxy.

"Luke, join the hip side of the Force."
-or-
"Frank thought his appeal for conscientious objector status would be more successful if he tie-dyed his uniform, little knowing that Lord Vader really, really, loathed hippies."

Enlist in the Imperial Stormtroopers! Turn on, tune in, join up!

someone needs to do a Dark Side choke move, fast

Charming to the last...not really, this is sacrilege...pray to the Maker that it isn't an extra from ROTS.

I'm afraid to spend too much time on this picture, for the same reasons you don't want to stare at a solar eclipse. Retinal burns and so forth.

But ignore the storm trooper, if you can, and focus on the kid. His expression is priceless. It's like he can't understand why this horrible man insists on scarring him for life. Truly, filled with heart-ache.

This really needs Grateful Dead song lyrics, reworded for teh funny, but I can't decide which song.

I hate this psychedelic stormtrooper and everything he stands for. I'd Force-choke this dipshit into the Great Beyond. I'd go like totally Vader on his stupid goldbricking ass. Why isn't he guarding the blinky-lights doohickey or keeping the rebels from blowing shit up? Because he's a f**king slacker, that's why. Imperial training has gotten so lax these days. Back in my day, we knew how to make sure these damned clone bastards knew to keep their shit squared away.

Get ready for a Sith-style reaming from the Dark Side of the Force, you dumbass.

The poor child has the same look on his face that Alec Guiness does at the so-called "new and improved" DVD ending of Jedi when he sees the young Anakin has replaced the old - "who the hell are you?"

Roger, the peacenik stormtrooper soon found himself out of a job, and in the welfare lines.

"Hi, kid. Name's Cedarford. You're not Jewish, are you?"

What the heck is It's A Pundit? A ripoff of Instapundit or a parody?

Later,
bbeck

Is nothing sacred anymore?

I don't know how it'll fly at It's A Pundit, but bbeck wins for best caption at this blog.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Uh, Alex, as Ace pointed out, someone is making a glow-in-the-dark Bible, so the answer would be NO.

Later,
bbeck

bbeck,

Well, maybe you want to read the Bible in the dark? However, there is no justification for this defilement.

No caption, but I'm pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocolypse.

Wrong. In every way imaginable.... Just. Wrong.

Is it sad that a part of me is seriously pissed off about this?

Been going over Dead lyrics, and nothing really lends itself. Maybe I should try Rammstein.

"So like, Darth says, 'You do not know the power of the Dark Side of the Force', and I said 'Dude, like, no blood for oil or whatever it is you're trying to rule the universe for. I want off of this Halliburton Death Star, man."

I see a LOT of therapy in that kid's future.

The Left Ruins Everything It Touches

Caption couldn't be better.

"No kid, not trooper. I'm a stormprancer"

Spray Paint - $20
Storm Trooper Kit - $1,500
Tickets to Star Wars Convention - $250
Protesting the Empire's unjust occupation of tatooine - Priceless

Strormprancer, priceless. I spewed my lo-mein all over my desk thnks, guys. Instead of a laser blast, his gun emits a gentle mist of that stinkie oil that hippies love to roll around in. Hippy-Nip or somethings.

Imperial homo trooper - favorite drink?

Alien soy milk.

My blood runs cold...Peacetrooper is a centerfold.

Just had to throw that out there since Ace's stupid lead sentence made me think of the damn J.Geils Band.

Curse you Ace! You and your early 80's crap-rock references!

What's next? The Tubes???

All crap-rock lyrics thread would be funny.
I guess you're just what I needed.

The Tubes had a good song... She's a Beauty.

the "bad rock lyric" thing is, I don't know, so dumb, because a lot of lyrics -- like "I guess you're just what I needed" -- are good lyrics.

People start examining lyrics for grammatical perfection and stuff, and saying that lines like "Yeah, yeah, yeah" are stupid, although, within the song, they're good lyrics, or at least aren't bad.

This is how Empires fall.

The kid's probably saying
"Dude now I have to kick your ass on principle"

Yeah, I remember seeing that guy at CIII. Oddly enough, he was never seen again the rest of the weekend...

Hi, I'm finnish and I'd like to object that heading. If it seems that leftish ideas and "touch" ruins you, it's only because you can't handle yourself. There is something in your life and in your psyche that you don't want to know nor think and leftish ideas being fundamentally true bring your issues to the surface. Thanks!