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April 25, 2005

Chimp Can't Stop Smoking

Just strange:

Another chimp has been having trouble kicking the habit.

As reported in Out There last summer, a female chimpanzee at the zoo in Zhengzhou, China, took up smoking out of frustration at her mate's lack of prowess in the, um, tree.

Maybe she could find sympathy at the zoo in Bloemfontein, South Africa, where Charlie, a very macho male member of her species, has become a positive nicotine fiend after learning how to bum smokes off zoo visitors.

"Baby chimps pick up habits by mimicking adults," Daryl Barnes of the Bloemfontein Zoo (search) told the South African Press Association on April 14. "We think he started mimicking smokers at his enclosure, which probably led to smokers throwing him cigarettes."

Video of Charlie shows him strutting around, cig clamped in mouth, then squatting down to grasp the butt between thumb and forefinger before letting out a hefty puff of smoke.

"He even acts like a naughty schoolboy by hiding the cigarette when staff approach the area," Barnes said.

Animal behavioral psychologists suggested the chimps might have taken up smoking to "look older and cooler," which, of course, they do.


posted by Ace at 10:26 AM
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Dare I suggest that they stop giving him cigs? I mean, it isn't like he's using his allowance to walk down to the corner store and buy a pack smokes whenever he feels the urge.

All-in-all a pretty lame story, IMO.

Posted by: Dan-O on April 25, 2005 10:30 AM

Would you want to face a chimp in the middle of a nic-fit?

Posted by: Eric J on April 25, 2005 11:48 AM

Look at that monkey's hand--he's flashing a gang sign.

I think I saw him on Pimp My Ride.

Posted by: spongeworthy on April 25, 2005 12:33 PM

He can light it too???

Posted by: TallDave on April 25, 2005 01:19 PM

That is one of the damnfunniest video clips I have seen in a long time.

It'd make a great anti-smoking video too. "Look, take up smoking and YOU TOO can be as cool as this chimpy!"

Posted by: Desert Cat on April 26, 2005 02:34 AM
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