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April 24, 2005
Chris Matthews, Fair and BalancedHOST: Good evening. Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger has been elected the new pope, taking the name Pope Benedict XVI. MSNBC‘s David Shuster is standing by above St. Peter‘s Square in the Vatican—David. As usual, it's hard to say for sure whether it's real or a parody. I suspect it's a parody, because Matthews only mentions having worked for Tip O'Neill about eight or nine times, and anyone who's watched Hardball knows damn well the number ought to be twenty to twenty-five mentions. posted by Ace at 11:06 AM
CommentsI was watching the Chris Matthews show this morning and Andrew Sullivan was on (pissing and moaning about the new Pope). Is he British or is he one of those people who has adopted a faux british accent in a quest to sound intelligent? Posted by: tinkerbelle on April 24, 2005 12:13 PM
He's British Tink. Also, as to the parody-- Spot on except George Weigel is a social conservative and a big defender of traditional Catholicism. He writes for NR all the time. So that part of the parody doesn't work. Posted by: Bob on April 24, 2005 12:19 PM
Thanks Bob. I never really paid much attention to Sullivan, but Ace has been a little, eh- how shall we say...preoccupied with him of late. It almost rises to the level of obession. But please don't tell Ace I said that. Posted by: tinkerbelle on April 24, 2005 12:42 PM
Ace just goes where the material is. He's not obsessed with HWINTBN, he's just a web whore. Posted by: Iblis on April 24, 2005 02:33 PM
What does HWINTBN stand for? I keep seeing it but I didn't see the original reference. Posted by: ace on April 24, 2005 02:35 PM
Oh, okay. He Who Is Not To Be Named. I thought people were spoofing me, like with "He Who Is Frequently To Be Named" or something. Posted by: ace on April 24, 2005 02:35 PM
"He who is not to be named" Posted by: Iblis on April 24, 2005 02:53 PM
Bob: "Spot on except George Weigel is a social conservative and a big defender of traditional Catholicism." Quite right. I wasn't really trying to parody the guests, as I even changed the msgrs. name. Probably should have done the same in the case above. It was more about the kind of guest Matthews would like to have. : ) Posted by: Dan on April 24, 2005 04:44 PM
Wait a minute, didn't Bill from INDC swear that Dan was not funny? This was funny. Bill has let me down again. Hopefully he will magically show up to flame me for speaking his name in vain, and restore my confidence in his brittle fucktardiness. Posted by: Sortelli on April 24, 2005 10:08 PM
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