Have you lost your mind?

She wants to model for you, and your response is that there are no more t-shirts?

It's not to late to edit.

Of course she can be your t-shirt babe. And because you are obviously too busy to think clearly, I'll volunteer to , uh, handle her for you.

The hot chicks get shirts.

That's. Just. The. Fucking. Way. It. Is.

sondrak can run a GIS oon "pirate bikini

i'm impressed.

wow

wrong link

http://www.hellz-jezebelz.com/images/f8_pirate_thong.jpg

Where's the bbeck bikini shot?

hmm?

hobgoblin,

She's kidding, you know.

And I didn't say it was her.

Sheesh!

my sarcasm came off as bitterness. I'm just wanting real live ace-o-spades devotees to pony up the goods.

Two comments:

1- What's the problem with her modelling t-shirts if you're out of them? She'll just have to model what you've got....nuthin'

2- I'm afraid if I keep seeing beautiful women without heads, I'm going to develop a fetish

That website broke my brain.

wait, you had tshirts? where can i order some?!

Obviously Ace, the market isn't in t-shirts, its in Ace-O-Spades undies!
We will be expecting a full spread catalog of the latest in Ace-O-Spades undergarments for the summer season.

Oh, damn, I would really like an Ace-o-Spade t-shirt. That would be cool. I would be willing to buy, like, 30 or 40 of them and give them to friends and family. If only I had known.

Next time, Ace, make sure to let us know when the shirts go on sale. I mean, one little link isn't necessarily enough notice for a guy like me. Maybe an annoucement or two, a reminder when the deadline is approaching or something. Maybe even more than one printing. 'Cause that t-shirt sale just totally slipped by me.

I'm still waiting for my shirt, though the mood here has gone from "anticipation" to "hammer-slicing the Post Office"

Peter's pickled pooter

There, now I feel better.

You could always just body-paint the shirt on her.

As Delbert said in O, Brother Where Art Thou when asked which direction to take?

Uh, ok I'm with you guys.

Men.

Show 'em some silicone and airbrushing, and they go all ga-ga. No wonder women remain the superior sex.

"Will work for cheesecake."

"Will work for cheesecake."

Wow! What a coincidence that's what it says on my cardboard sign I use for panhandling!

This guy's got a shirt. Came in the mail today, and it looks great.

I can't wait to see the looks on the faces of friends when they read the Mencken quote.

Cool.

So, I didn't sell many shirts. At least those who got them seem to think they're getting full value on their novelty t-shirt purchase.

(Except for complaints that they run a little small... well, that's a feature, not a flaw. I'm trying to sex you monkeys up for springtime.)

Still waiting by my mailbox.

The mailman is totally freaked now. Well above nauseated.

OMG! That lil wench stole that off my old acting shots that I posted the other day. I had painted out my bikini, but she got it somehow!!! She musta got it from that sex robot link Ace the other day at JackM's site.

There is just no privacy anymore......;-)

Dave,

I'm sorry. Have you tried contacting them? The first round of t-shirts were sent out like last Monday or something.

I already got mine. :-D
So, you need a t-shirt babe, huh? Nyah, nyah Sondra, ya shoulda ponied up for the shirt while they were still around. HA! I got a collector's item!
Tell Sondra I'll sell her mine for $100. Maybe. Small price to pay to be a tshirt babe, right?

[And wtf, the thing did say the shirts run small.]

PBBBBBBBBBPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have one prolly in my PO Box as I type....just haven't been able to get to it.
Baby Tee, too.....from "a secret admirer" even!!!!
;P

no worries Ace... I just can't let go of a bad joke.

if I don't see it in a few days, I'll give em a shout.

Drat, that headline. Now I'll have that damn song going through my head all day.... "she's my little rock 'n roll ..."

I, too, await the delivery of my shirt with great trepidation (and sense of self-prostitution... for a website, of all things!)

If this guy don't get a shirt soon, this guy's gonna slice like a hammer...