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April 21, 2005

Okay, So I'm Working On A New Script

Can't say what it is. Don't want anyone stealing my ideas.

But the most exalted Slublog is already working on a press-kit for me.

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posted by Ace at 12:37 PM
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They already had something like this featuring dobermans. Know what the dobermans didn't have, though?

Light sabers.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on April 21, 2005 01:00 PM

You know what would totally rule? A weekly TV series (on FOX, where else?) called "Monkey SWAT". And you'd have the usual mixed-bag of "characters": a gibbon who's the uncontrollable wildman of the bunch, a macaque who's the overcaffeinated talky one, and a morose Orangutan who keeps complaining about being "too old for this shit".

The theme song could be done by the Ramones (even though Joey is dead), and Fox could schedule it opposite "Desperate Housewives" for a dead-sure ratings win.

Plus there'd be one who rides in rodeos as a hobby, just so they could work out the completely-hilarous "monkey rodeo" phrase into every episode.

That would totally rock.

Posted by: Monty on April 21, 2005 01:10 PM

Ha! What a great movie poster. The one on the left looks just like Collin Feral.

Posted by: rdbrewer on April 21, 2005 01:43 PM

OMG - suppose I"m freaking out like HST on a bad acid trip and a pack of these things comes dervishing through the door/window?

Do I shoot myself or them?

Posted by: on April 21, 2005 02:12 PM

They could be trained to pilot imperial walkers... ROBOT-MONKEYS! Almost.

Posted by: Lazar on April 21, 2005 02:44 PM

Pooter

I just felt like saying that.

Posted by: DRUNKEN VIRGINS on April 21, 2005 03:10 PM

Full Sreen Special Edition? That seems a little loose. The monkeys get widescreen.

Posted by: Full Screen? on April 21, 2005 04:28 PM
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