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April 20, 2005
Quote of the DayIt is said the Jews invented guilt, but I think the Catholics perfected it.-- Jennifer of Demure Thoughts posted by Ace at 04:29 PM
Comments:) Sully is such a twat. Posted by: Jennifer on April 20, 2005 04:33 PM
Going for the Bonus Quote of the Day now, huh? Posted by: ace on April 20, 2005 04:35 PM
I love typing twat. It is so... effective. It is right up there with cocksucker... but that would be redundant with Sully. Posted by: Jennifer on April 20, 2005 04:36 PM
Jennifer...your comment on the pope's brother on my blog made me laugh out loud. Couple that with the natural post wwii german inferiority complex and this guy probably sucks his thumb. Great stuff. Posted by: Slublog on April 20, 2005 04:39 PM
I have been fightsy here lately. I am more entertaining when I am fightsy. All this whining about the new pope gives me The Ass™ so I am venting. More people read Ace than me and with venting it is all about the numbers, baby. Posted by: Jennifer on April 20, 2005 04:43 PM
Total Whinning Ass Thumper Posted by: Iblis on April 20, 2005 04:53 PM
Since we're on the subject of religion and religious symbols, I was wondering if sporting the 'fish' symbol on a lesbian's jeep gives it a whole new meaning? Posted by: compos mentis on April 20, 2005 05:26 PM
Jennifer, if you are sick of the whining about the Pope, you will love my latest post. I never understood that guilt thing. I never feel guilty. *shrug* Compos, I have no idea what you are referencing, nor do I want to. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on April 20, 2005 06:00 PM
Jews are born with guilt. Catholics go to school to learn it. But Jews will alwalys win any guilt-off, because we have the ultimate weapon.....Jewish Mothers! Posted by: holdfast on April 20, 2005 07:32 PM
Hey Jen, it looks like smooching up to Ace at your site got you a Spade-a-launche! Jen has been on f-in' fire lately, along with Ace and Garfield Dave. Later, Posted by: bbeck on April 20, 2005 07:56 PM
I'm still waiting to see the new Pope linked with either Carl Rove (obvious), Tom Delay, or John Bolton. Somehow it's got to be the GOP's fault. Posted by: master of none on April 20, 2005 09:13 PM
I'm a Jew that resolved his guilt problem. I confess on a regular basis. I always say a Catholic did it. Posted by: bullwinkle on April 20, 2005 09:15 PM
You're trying to kill me. You never talk to me, share with me how your day was, no, you just go into your room and wish that I were dead, don't you? Well one day you'll get your wish, I'll be dead and gone, and you won't have anybody to talk to then when you have an argument with your little friends, will you? I'll be dead and gone, that's right, and then you'll be sorry you ever treated your poor mother this way. Posted by: Sue Dohnim on April 20, 2005 11:08 PM
Jews own guilt, Catholics rent it from them. Posted by: Jim C. on April 20, 2005 11:10 PM
Sue, And then you realize what a worthless worm you are. And she didn't have to say a word. Posted by: lauraw on April 20, 2005 11:21 PM
A while back I was at a party where I knocked over a drink. I apologized and started to clean it up, but the hostess said, "No, no, you just sit there. I'll take care of it." "Oh, come on," I told her. "It was my fault, I might as well fix it. If you make me sit here and watch you clean up the mess, I'll feel guilty as hell." She just smiled and said, "I'm Catholic. That's what I'm for." Posted by: utron on April 20, 2005 11:37 PM
I have a very dear friend. He and I met in 9th grade. The only son of a jewish mother. He decided to go to a friends house after school one day and didn't tell his mom because she was busy doing something. So he took off on his bike without thinking anything of it. He says he was about 9. He and his friend had been playing video games or whatever and he didn't realize his mother had alerted the police and called everyone she knew and finally called the house of the boy down the street in hysterics. Relieved her son was not dead in a ditch she told the mother to have him stay there she was coming to get him in the car. He says he remembers vividly waiting in the driveway with that sense of dread one feels on a deathwatch. He was nine. She arrived and he got in the car to look at his mother's red face and swollen eyes. Knowing she had been crying for hours. He goes to sit in the car but there is a huge pile of tissue. He looks at her and she says. "You see! You see the tears I have cried for you! You did this to me. You made me think you were dead and my heart was broken." He is nearly 38 years old now and says he remembers it like it happened yesterday. Guilt either Jewish or Catholic is a WMD I tell you. Posted by: Jennifer on April 20, 2005 11:38 PM
OK, there's a difference between Jewish and Catholic men. Am I wrong? Posted by: lauraw on April 20, 2005 11:56 PM
you are correct. if he is henpecked enough by his mom he will never marry or wait until he is older. I think they can ruin men on marriage. The idea of going from one nag to inevitably another. My friend is still single. Great guy too. Great catch. As far as Catholic men and moms. If they are latino catholic men then a jew has nothing on them. There is NOTHING worse than that. Nothing is every good enough for her "chachito" especially the "puta" he marries. And he never sees it. Ever. Sorry, was I saying that outloud? Posted by: Jennifer on April 21, 2005 12:04 AM
NOt that it is proof of Jewish guilt, but AIPAC just terminated 2 of their top officials, Weissman and Rosen, AIPAC's program director, for conduct issues. The two men had been arrested and their hard drives and several other hard drives at AIPAC taken on seach warrants issued after charges they passed on highly classified information to Israel using Larry Franklin and others within DOD and State Depts. Why would AIPAC can the two? Why, because they were shocked, just shocked that ANY AIPAC staff would spy for Israel!!! Rosen and Weissman are still being investigated. Passports seized so they can't flee the country. No public indictment is released, no trial date set. Perhaps they are just victims of anti-Semitism as they 1st claimed. Now they can sue AIPAC for anti-Semitism. Posted by: Cedarford on April 21, 2005 01:31 AM
So. so far, all I've gotten from Sullivan/those similar is that it's thier homosexuality that separates them from God (Jennifer's linked story for emphasis). And that they resent that they are and that others are not. And want the terms changed to accommodate the separation from God and then all this other stuff to just paste over the main premise. The suggestion as to guilt among/by Catholics, however: not seen it, never heard it, haven't read it. ARE those two issues related, however? I can't speak on behalf of Jews, but I don't find the issue of guilt and homosexuality inherent to either (Catholics or Jews)...I'm sure Sullivan *thinks* they are related but then look at everything else he *thinks.* Posted by: -S- on April 21, 2005 02:27 AM
What if you're half catholic and half jewish? Do you have twice the guilt, or one guilt perfected and one guilt imperfect? Posted by: PLUG UGLY on April 21, 2005 10:52 AM
What if you're half catholic and half jewish? You get it from the mother's side of the family. Posted by: lauraw on April 21, 2005 11:30 AM
"What if you're half catholic and half jewish?"
Posted by: Iblis on April 21, 2005 01:27 PM
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