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April 21, 2005

The Pope Who Will Not Be Named

Who's responsible for this gob-smackingly vile photoshop?

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posted by Ace at 12:09 AM

Comments

There is something wrong with both of you! Though it does provide you with a really high entertainment quotient. Sick bastards. Keep it up.

Posted by: Jennifer on April 21, 2005 12:26 AM

HA! Ace, you and Allah make a team, that's for sure...

Posted by: McDirty on April 21, 2005 12:33 AM

Ace, let me be the first to welcome you and your moon-demon overlord to the ninth circle of Hell. Hope you guys like accordion music, because down here it's all accordion, all the time.

Posted by: utron on April 21, 2005 12:36 AM

AP- In his first address to the faithful, Pope Samesexunionus the First puts the "Y" in "YMCA" .

Posted by: Jack M. on April 21, 2005 12:41 AM

Jack -- nicely played.

Posted by: Alex on April 21, 2005 01:07 AM

Oh, God! He named it Pope Sully.

Posted by: on April 21, 2005 01:15 AM

Then the day is mine, Alex. The day is mine!

Posted by: Jack M. on April 21, 2005 01:18 AM

Ace...

You gotta get yourself a LIFE!!!

...and I'm outta here

Posted by: Sheila on April 21, 2005 01:23 AM

That is sooooo wrong. I almost lost a beer because of that. Keep it up!

Posted by: prolix on April 21, 2005 01:44 AM

I got nothing. Just...nothing.

Posted by: Sean M. on April 21, 2005 02:07 AM

I knew Rob Halford was gay, but who knew he was a Catholic??

Posted by: CraigC on April 21, 2005 02:11 AM

Well, pretty much summarizes Sullivan's problem, right there.

Posted by: -S- on April 21, 2005 02:13 AM

YYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAA.......YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Posted by: CraigC on April 21, 2005 02:13 AM

FLASH: Sullivan got a peek at this pic while on his blogger-funded vacation in P-Town and is in despair over the anti-gay theocratic tone of the post. And thanks to a letter from Downtown Lad, Sully now knows that those reformist commentators hoping to change the tone of this blog are merely shut out of the process. And for that he is in even more despair and shock...

boo hoo.

Posted by: Mark on April 21, 2005 07:00 AM

Allahu akbar.

Posted by: Edric on April 21, 2005 07:57 AM

OH MY. That is too much.

Posted by: carin on April 21, 2005 08:21 AM

Pope Sully gets his elbows into it while polishing two Bishops in tandem.

Posted by: krakatoa on April 21, 2005 08:39 AM

"See, melts in your mouth; not in your hands."

...sorry...

Posted by: harrison on April 21, 2005 09:12 AM

Ace knows; that which comes from Allah may not be questioned. However, a ridding crop may be in order.

Blessed be he that has been baptized with the Holy Vaseline.

Rusty

Posted by: Rusty Wilson on April 21, 2005 09:17 AM

Verily I say unto thee, why hast thou forsaken thine deeds? Thoust has
anointed thine self the false ruler and omnipotent leader of the world
through unjust and merciless deeds, unsanctified and thust beholden upon the
grace of the benevolent lord and savior. Thoult shall be stricken from the
eternal bowels of damnation unto the prophesies of Kevin 23:12. And so it is
written. And so it shall be. For now and for ever.

Posted by: the pope on April 21, 2005 09:19 AM

A gay pope! THE VIRGINS are delighted. We make the ugly, obnoxious of all Moslem women:

AALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALA!!!

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 21, 2005 09:48 AM

Where are "M", "C", and "A"?

Posted by: SarahW on April 21, 2005 09:51 AM

Allah, you have GOT to start blogging again.

Posted by: Slublog on April 21, 2005 12:37 PM

The solution is so simple for the CINOs - just start your own church, get George Soros to fund it, hey maybe even give the Vatican a run for its money. Get enough members and you can qualify for tax exempt status to boot. How about a nice Caribbean Island for the seat of power, Barbados maybe? Better yet Grand Cayman Islands, you get nice weather and a tax haven too.

After all, Henry the VIII, needing a divorce because he couldn't get his heir and a spare and having used up the annulment ruse once already, snapped his fingers and viola he started a new religion, which really shook up Europe huh. Henry and then that dissenter Martin Luther. See what one man can acheive if he sets his mind to it, Mohammad, King Henry VIII, Martin Luther, Jesus........

Wouldn't be the first time the Vatican's authority has been challenged - I remember there was a time when there were 2 Popes, one in Rome and one in France, a whole lot of blood shedding going on there, that was just after the Crusades, and someone noted there were 4 Popes at one time, that I have to research.

Heck if David Koresh can do it anyone can!

Posted by: Cancon on April 21, 2005 06:02 PM

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Because as I demonstrated on my show, there were MANY young men that all woke up and decided to dress in Maroon shirts and light shorts on the day of the Charlie's assassination.

The footage can be any one of these young men and in my opinion is likely multiple of them.

If Tyler Robinson's defense would like to contact me-- I'd be happy to supply them the folder of the maroon boys that I began archiving when I noticed the bizarre fashion trend.

I have thus far ID'd two of them, but will focus on IDing the rest of them when I am back on air.

I have maintained that the Feds had multiple decoy maroon boys on the ground that day. Without a clear image, they certainly cannot declare it is Tyler Robinson which is why all the Zionist influencers are hoping they can simply hypnotize the public into trusting blurry images and videos.

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BREAKING: Lance Twiggs says that Robinson admitted to him in-person on Sept. 11 that the message he had sent the night before (presumably, messages sent while he was trying to retrieve his rifle the night of Sept 10) was true. He says Robinson told him "He wishes he hadn't done it."

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Photos of the ammunition recovered from Tyler Robinson.

Remington headstamp on the case and despite the somewhat low resolution on the photo you can see the somewhat blunted nature of the projectile's tip.

This is a Remington Cor-Lokt soft point round. It's SPECIFICALLY designed to deform, slow down, and prevent an exit wound. Available at literally every single gun store and sporting goods store that sells ammunition.

In fact, 16 out of the 17 .30-06 varieties manufactured by Remington use some type of expanding, deforming, or fragmenting bullet. Only ONE of their products uses a full metal jacket projectile that could/would be expected to leave an exit wound.

Here's a clip of them sitting in my desk.

This has been the most easily debunked claim of their entire web of lies and it's really mind blowing considering this is exactly what you would choose for an assassination.

But yeah, definitely keep getting all your information from the DEI hire and the Portland pizza boy. I'm sure they know more about this than I do.

Post here, showing Tyler Robinson's ammunition, matching this guy's own box. And it is an expanding-tip hollow-point round.

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