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April 19, 2005

WHEN DOES A JOKE OFFICIALLY JUMP THE SHARK? About four of these posts ago. These parodies have become gob-smackingly repetitive, and the fact that I'm trotting out jokes I told a year ago in a slightly changed format is nauseatingly vile.

So, that wraps it up.

A lot of you have asked me to rip on Sullivan more. Well, you got your fill today. Now I'll go back to ignoring him for a while.


posted by Ace at 06:29 PM
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Good show! God, but you were on f'n fire today! I didn't get shit done here at work thanks to you!

Posted by: James on April 19, 2005 06:39 PM

Ace, go ahead and break my heart by ending the Sully jag. It's really quite good an not quite over the shark (maybe on the ramp)

But y'know, the format of the sully-posts was a pretty good break. I liked the whole "incorporated headline" thing (for this short time at least)

Posted by: hobgoblin on April 19, 2005 06:43 PM

The Sullivan gags are nowhere near jumping the shark. They're not even in the friggin' water.

Sure, you think they're repetitive - and in sequence, they could well be - but they're comedic gold.

And besides, I was about to share my story about Sullivan being a total twat scar to my cousin (who, yes, is gay). If the gag ends, how can I divulge this titillating proof of Sully's jerkishness?

Posted by: Jeff B. on April 19, 2005 06:47 PM

Thanks, Jeff. But I got nothin' left.

It's just more nausea/vile/gob-smacking/beagles from here.

Posted by: ace on April 19, 2005 06:52 PM

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Heck, I laughed so hard that I vomited into my keyboard. That's usually a sure sign that I'm comedically sated.

Posted by: utron on April 19, 2005 07:02 PM

Either that or the Val-U-Rite needed a tad more distillin'.

Posted by: Iblis on April 19, 2005 07:18 PM

I think you should at least begin the "Andrew Sullivan" award for overemotional rhetoric.

And it should be pre-emptively awarded to Frank Rich.

Posted by: Slublog on April 19, 2005 07:26 PM

nicely done

Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 19, 2005 07:44 PM

so is the "dread rises" spot on the left corner the abortive attempt at a Sully-emo-meter?

Posted by: hobgoblin on April 19, 2005 07:45 PM

Man, over so soon? Aww... well, I enjoyed it while it lasted. I got some grade-A laughs out of this bit.

Posted by: Beatnik Joe on April 19, 2005 07:46 PM

Yeah, this was your best work since... Jeeeeffff Gannnooooon! :^)

By the way, this is exactly the difference between Sullivan and Gannon. Sullivan's reaction to a conservative Pope is to have a full public meltdown. Gannon hasn't posted a reaction on his site yet - presumably because he has enough self-respect not to care what the Pope thinks of his lifestyle.

I'm an atheist and I'm not about to demand that the Pope dissolve the Vatican and turn the Sistine Chapel into an organic coffee house. If you don't like the Church's teachings then don't go to that Church. Duh!

Posted by: David Ross on April 19, 2005 08:21 PM

Told ya, Ace. Excitable Andy is like your muse or somethin'.

Uh... I just realized how disgusting - in fact, gob-smackingly vile - a mental image that actually is. Sorry about that, guys.

Posted by: Megan on April 19, 2005 08:26 PM

Jumping the shark is always subject to the Shatner Exception --albeit extremely rarely.

Posted by: rdbrewer on April 19, 2005 08:43 PM

gold jerry, gold!

Posted by: anna on April 19, 2005 08:46 PM

Lets assume the joke hasn't jumped the shark yet. Still, like in bridge, you don't play all your high cards off the bat. You string them out and pounce on your opponents when they least expect.

"He is the Ace of Spades! He-is-the Death Card..."

That was hilarious from Citizen Journalist.

Posted by: NF on April 19, 2005 10:28 PM

This was your greatest day of posting ever. Seriously.

Posted by: someone on April 19, 2005 10:33 PM

Add me to the list of folks that will never tire of excitable Andy jokes, Ace. Today's episodes were pure geniu. Pure. F'n. Genius.

Posted by: HayZeus on April 19, 2005 11:55 PM

Hey, where'd the s on my first genius run away to? *grumble* Damned typos.

Posted by: HayZeus on April 19, 2005 11:59 PM

Monkey flung it.
Damned monkeys.

Posted by: lauraw on April 20, 2005 12:39 AM
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