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April 18, 2005

Whang Dang Sweet Bang-Bang

Ted Nugent, or as I call him, "The Nuge," says all sorts of nutty and yet halfway-sensible things at an NRA rally:

HOUSTON (AP) - With an assault weapon in each hand, rocker and gun rights advocate Ted Nugent urged National Rifle Association members to be "hardcore, radical extremists demanding the right to self defense."
...

"Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em!" he screamed to applause. "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."

This falls under the category of "Stuff We All Sort of Believe But Aren't Allowed to Say, Unless We're the Motor City Madman."

Apparently a great-grandmother (!) is a fan of "The Nuge" and took his advice to heart:

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A man accused of bursting into a convenience store demanding money was in the hospital Friday — shot, authorities said, by the great-great-grandmother working behind the counter.
Janet Grammer was filling in for the regular clerk Thursday afternoon when a man entered the store waving a gun and fired two shot at the back wall.

“I think he thought I was an old woman and would just give him the money,” Grammer, 64, said Friday. “My life was at stake. I thought he was going to kill me.”

So she pulled a pistol out from under the cash register and fired once, hitting the man in the chest. He fell to the ground, dropped his gun and then fled, leaving a trail of blood. Grammer fired two more shots as he was running away.

...

Grammer, who has 10 children, 32 grandchildren, three great-grandchildren and three great-great-grandchildren, said she worried she had killed the man. “All I could think about was his poor parents,” Grammer said.

She didn't kill him, though. So maybe she needs to listen to State of Shock a couple of more times.

Thanks to NickS for the grandma tip. I can't find who sent the Nuge tip; probably NickS too.

posted by Ace at 11:33 AM

Comments

Ace, O/T, but did you see the front page of USA Today this morning?

They put Jessica "Whoreblogger" Cutler on the cover.

Shit, even you are more photogenic than her. Hell, even *I* am more photogenic than her.

Christ.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 18, 2005 11:39 AM

Two lessons should be learned from this story; aim center-mass (Granny did!) and have a large enough caliber to drop for good the target you just hit center-mass.

Posted by: Fersboo on April 18, 2005 11:55 AM

Ted also firmly believes in gun safety too, as do all NRA members, present company excepted. In his book God, Guns and Rock 'n Roll the Nuge recalls that he met with some right wing songwriters out in the country at a barn over some plinking. They had an idea for a parody of the Beach Boys Barbara Ann which they called Bomb, Bomb, Bomb ... Bomb, Bomb Iran. He liked the concept and was going to produce it until, for their encore, one of the them (who was from the mean streets of Massapequa and called himself "the ACE") pulled out a MAC 10 and sprayed it in the air! Being a terrible violation of NRA safety rules and a stupid and dangerous thing do, he told them off that was the end of it.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 18, 2005 12:00 PM

Great-great-gramma...at age 64.

Posted by: lauraw on April 18, 2005 12:02 PM

Granny was a great fan of Resovoir Dogs and had a thingie for Mr. Orange.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 18, 2005 12:05 PM

fired once, hitting the man in the chest. He fell to the ground, dropped his gun and then fled, leaving a trail of blood.

had to be a 9mm, like the ones our troops want replaced by the .45

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on April 18, 2005 12:10 PM

I noticed the same thing, lauraw. I work that out to four generations of women bearing children at an average age of 16. Charming.

Posted by: utron on April 18, 2005 12:15 PM

I echo LauraW.... Great Great Grandma at 64??? Average age of 16 to start a family if I'm looking at it the right way.

And I'm sure not all of them hit 16 on the head age wise.

Dirty.

Posted by: AndrewF on April 18, 2005 12:17 PM

Hell, who cares when she spit out the first kid, the fact is, she's one badass granny

hell, if anything, her staring young proved to help out in the fortitude department. she was prolly a hottie at 16 and had to learn to shoot to fight off all the "gentleman callers"

Posted by: hobgoblin on April 18, 2005 12:44 PM

Well, I figure there has to be at least one pregnant 13 year old along the way to make that whole thing possible, bot once upon a time puberty was marrying age down South...

I wonder if she's originally from Jacksonville.

Posted by: lauraw on April 18, 2005 01:56 PM

Unless she remarried an older man who had older kids of his own.

Posted by: DelphiGuy on April 18, 2005 02:12 PM

16? 13? Get a grip...

The great-great grandaughter is probably 1 year old, NOT 16. Therefore, Great-Great Granny could have been 21 when she gave birth, her daughter could have been 21 when she gave birth (G-G Granny is now 42), and HER daughter could have been 21 when she gave birth (G-G Granny is now 63). A year later, G-G Granny is 64 and the child is one year old.

Get it?

Avoid the math, jump right to the stereotypes.

Jeez.

Posted by: WindRider95 on April 18, 2005 03:47 PM

WR95,

you're missing a generation

Posted by: hobgoblin on April 18, 2005 03:50 PM

No...four generations are present...three gave birth at 21 years of age...the fourth generation is now one year old...

Posted by: WindRider95 on April 18, 2005 04:05 PM

Not to mention that there are three great-great-grandkids. I still think this is a seriously sloppy family tree.

Posted by: utron on April 18, 2005 04:05 PM

A great-great grandmother is five generations:

Great-great grandmother
Great grandmother
Grandmother
Mother
Child

Posted by: Dave on April 18, 2005 04:08 PM

Dave,

Damn, damn, damn.

Loose shit.

Mine.

I hate it when that happens!!

Posted by: WindRider95 on April 18, 2005 04:15 PM

The Nuge rawks. I am now going to fire up Stranglehold and turn it up to 11.

The road I cruise is a bitch now, Baby
But no you can't turn me round
And if a house gets in my way baby
You know I'll burn it down

And that granny should've been using Magsafes or HydraShoks.

Posted by: David Gillies on April 18, 2005 06:06 PM

Yep.

We start early here in J-ville.

Go, go granny!

Posted by: jmflynny on April 18, 2005 07:53 PM

Actually, firing at him once he started running is a no-no. As soon as he's no longer a threat, you are no longer "defending yourself."

Posted by: Partisan Pundit on April 18, 2005 09:57 PM

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