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April 14, 2005
Radio Ace/Last Chance For ShirtsYeahp, ordering is just about done on the second and last t-shirt printing. For those of you who worried the shirts would look like crap (as, um, I actually sorta did), it seems they're pretty cool. Now, it really doesn't matter to me if you buy them or not -- I was hoping for like, get this, 500 shirts sold, which is sort of worth it, but as it is, I'm only going to be selling 70 or 80 or so so it really doesn't matter money-wise whether you buy or not. But, if you're kinda interested but are waiting for a review, here are some testimonials from my THIS GUY'S GOT A FUCKING SHIRT!!!! and btw, the shirt rawks. -- Hobgoblin Woo hoo! -- PotatoHeadBobby (remember, with a name like "Potato Head Bobby," the retard probably just screwed up the order; he likely thought he was selecting Day-Glo Orange, anyhow-- retards love them neon colors) If anyone wants to send along a pic, I'd like to see 'em. Seems my shirts haven't come yet, damnit... and... I'll be on TalkRight today, with Jeff Goldstein and Bill something or other, from 3-4 Eastern Time. Sometime during that period. Probably for like three minutes before my severe panic attacks begin and I'm carted off to the hospital, a gibbering insensate lunatic. Train wreck. I'm tellin' ya. Train wreck. I don't even know what the hell we're going to be talking about. They told me to bring a character sheet, as we'd just be doing the world's first webcast of a live rightwing Dungeons & Dragons session, but I suspect they are just pulling my leg. And that kinda sucks, because I just rolled up a kick-ass character with two 18's and one 17, and I swear, I really just rolled him up on the first try with no do-overs or mulligans. If this turns out to be some big goof, I'm going to go all Mazes & Monsters on these vicious bastards.* * Yeah, it's an old joke of mine. So what? At least I'm not relinking anything.
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CommentsAllow me to be one of the first to rejoin with: "Excellent formatting, HTML wizard!" Posted by: Patton on April 14, 2005 03:02 AM
Be nice. He got this job through the "Hire a Retard" program... closing tags are haaard woooork. Posted by: Loki on April 14, 2005 03:06 AM
Will be moving back to the good old U S of A shortly. Just bought a house. Just bought an Ace shirt. Not sure which one I'm more proud of buying. Kinda sad when you think about it. Posted by: mastour on April 14, 2005 03:44 AM
A secret admirer bought me one of your girly t-'s..... Posted by: SondraK on April 14, 2005 06:15 AM
Will this radio bullshit be replayed? The need to pay rent compels me to be away from my computer at three today, but I'd listen later if I could. TalkRight's website leads me to believe that this might be possible; anyone know for sure? I asked this same question in the comments over at Goldstein's site but nobody, you know...cared. Not like the big fuckin' cuddly group hug going on here. Posted by: Andrew on April 14, 2005 07:15 AM
Just got my shirt yesterday. To paraphrase the Only Important One on That Stage: Tight shit, ace. Posted by: phat on April 14, 2005 07:56 AM
Andrew - yes, it replays every hour, on the hour (well, 5 minuets after the hour) for a day or so. Posted by: carin on April 14, 2005 08:24 AM
I've just been waiting by the mailbox for a week now. The mailman is beginning to look very nervous. Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 14, 2005 08:38 AM
I'd be glad to send a pic of the chick shirt but I haven't gotten MINE yet. That's not right. Later, Posted by: bbeck on April 14, 2005 09:14 AM
Let me guess - he's got psionics, too, right? Posted by: Eric J on April 14, 2005 09:27 AM
If I model it on my site can I be the official Ace T-shirt Babe???? Definitely! ... but you sort of have to move fast. I'm not kidding around or shilling-- they're about to close the thing down, probably today or tomorrow. Maybe they're getting a few more orders now that people know the t-shirts are real and don't look like moneky poo and so they'll hold it open longer than they told me... but... t-shirt babe modeling pics would have to be sent ASAP! Posted by: svr on April 14, 2005 10:19 AM
I still don't have my frakkin' shirt. I'm going to be in Russia this June. Maybe I'll take a picture of myself wearing the shirt in Red Square... Posted by: Slublog on April 14, 2005 10:28 AM
"svr" was me, ace. I had my fingers all discombobulated and retarded. Posted by: ace on April 14, 2005 10:36 AM
'Roaming finger syndrome', acting up again, more likely, svr. Posted by: Guy Dupree on April 14, 2005 10:46 AM
Like Andrew, I'm not going to be around when your show airs today; the people I work for are insisting that I, you know, go places and do stuff, or they won't pay me. Fascists. Anyway, best of luck with the train wreck. I'll catch one of the replays, because I expect this to be highly entertaining. Posted by: utron on April 14, 2005 10:56 AM
can you listen online? if so, what is the url? Posted by: tinkerbell on April 14, 2005 11:00 AM
It's ALL online, baby. It's coughInternetcough "radio." Just click on the RightTalk ad in the sidebar and follow the links. You're looking for "Citizen Journalist." Or else you're just looking for a button that says "Listen now" or something like that. Posted by: ace on April 14, 2005 11:26 AM
Goddamnit where's my shirt?! Story of my fuckin' life - last on the block to get the Atari 2600, last one to get clued in on that whole "Fruit Roll-ups" craze, always the last picked for kickball, and don't even get me fuckin' started on the Bobba Fett action figure my mom said she ordered from JC Penny, but lied about. I ran to the mailbox every day for 6 weeks before she finally fessed up to that one. She thought I'd give up and forget, but I never forget. And that's just 2004. The year before was even bigger bullshit. Posted by: The Warden on April 14, 2005 11:41 AM
Well, since the position of T-shirt Babe is to be filled, could I be the T-shirt Geek? Later, Posted by: bbeck on April 14, 2005 11:52 AM
O/T FLAWLESS VICTORY. Fatality. The Oregon Supreme Court agrees with me 100% on gay marriage. ha ha Posted by: hobgoblin on April 14, 2005 12:11 PM
The show replays hourly throughout the day. I know I've listened to it a couple times around 7 Est. Posted by: Elric on April 14, 2005 12:17 PM
Are they just taking their own sweet time with the women's shirts? The guys get shirts, the girls can just wait? I ordered the first day, and the money certainly skipped cheerily out of my account, but no shirt. I feel neglected. Posted by: Dianna on April 14, 2005 12:32 PM
I guess I should have been clearer - online vs satellite. But, thanks for the info ... even if you were a little snarky. Posted by: tinkerbell on April 14, 2005 12:52 PM
Hey Dianna, I just got mine in the mail this afternoon. And you know what, it's BLACK! I thought the girls' only came in charcoal, but I'm perfectly happy because I wanted black anyway. The XL fits me perfectly and the shirt is very soft and comfy. I think you'll like it. Later, Posted by: bbeck on April 14, 2005 05:25 PM
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