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April 13, 2005

Dance, White Boy, Dance!

One cadet uses hidden video to catch his roommate dancing.

The only thing that ruins this is that he's a good dancer. Damnit! Still-- sort of funny to see the guy busting a move.

Thanks to VonKreedon, whom no one can call "VonCretin" for 24 hours because he did a man's job here, via Iraq Now.


posted by Ace at 11:50 AM
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OK, that's a pretty cool laugh to start my day. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Dianna on April 13, 2005 12:00 PM

I'm a graduate of the same institution (USAFA). They must have added the dance curriculum after I left.

Posted by: phat on April 13, 2005 12:07 PM

First off: OLD.

;-).

Second off: it *was* making the rounds again, so you're excused.

Third off: You never know how funny something is until you watch it with a bunch of Zoomies at your desk. The Air Force officers at my job reached the consensus that this kid will be a general one day.

Hopefully just not *my* General.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 13, 2005 12:15 PM

"old"

Well, it's like NBC says when they're running a repeat-- if you haven't seen it, it's new to you.

I don't do this for a living. This is all, like, new to me.

Posted by: ace on April 13, 2005 12:35 PM

That's nothin'. You should have seen me, back in the day. Weekend leaves in Rome, Venice, Naples... Jitterbuggin' all night and half the next day.

I had them hot Italian chicks standing in line for some of the Dolester. Yessiree...

Posted by: BobDolesCock on April 13, 2005 12:54 PM

C&C music factory. hahahaha I met these guys as a radio meet and greet before I was banned from playing morning drive trivia. Freedom Williams is about my height. I am 5'4 with my shoes on and my hair done. He is a little bitty shit. He had great abs though. They were totally blown off the stage by Information Society that night.

Posted by: Jennifer on April 13, 2005 02:01 PM

Don't ask, don't tell.

Posted by: qwerty on April 13, 2005 03:08 PM

That guy is simply feeling the love.

You go boy!

Posted by: jmflynny on April 13, 2005 07:06 PM

I wonder if we're related.

Posted by: NF on April 14, 2005 10:16 PM
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