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April 12, 2005

Craigslist Again: Jaded Liberal Reporterette Seeks Sexual Debasement

It's certainly interesting, but is it Heather O'Donnell or is it Helen Thomas?

My current elevated level of propriety prevents me from quoting a lot of it. (Must atone for previous weeks of vileness.) But it's worth a read. A good, medium-sized chuckle.

Thanks to Steve.

Nanotech Update: Someone on Craiglist is selling old Hot Wheels "MicroMachines," which aren't really nanotech, but it sounds nanotech, and they're really kickass-cool.

posted by Ace at 02:29 PM

Comments

Lot of 'Nanotech' heavy breathing goin on round here. Nano this, nano that. Sure, it's for Glenn's sake and all, but as previously discussed, don't see this tech really heatin up til the obvious killer app: nano-porn. (think we may soon see a breakthrough though, what with Cedarford's forthcoming Playgirl layout.)

Posted by: Guy Dupree on April 12, 2005 03:04 PM

Now this is kind of interesting. I'm, uh, "between dates" right now, and this little media muffin may be just what I need to work out a few issues left over from my last relationship.

Unless it's Helen Thomas. In that case, it will take about 937 years of my thousand-year life extension before I'm ready to venture back onto the dating scene.

Posted by: utron on April 12, 2005 03:37 PM

Ace,

I think you mean Nora O'Donnel

Posted by: djc on April 12, 2005 03:39 PM

Or Norah O'Donnell...

Seriously people, how am I supposed to find pictures of hot girls when you can't even get their names right? Get your shit together.

Posted by: Megan on April 12, 2005 03:51 PM

For my money, I hope it's MSNBC's Chris Jansing.

Oh, the sweet things I would do to her anime-shaped Powerpuff girl head. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 12, 2005 04:00 PM

Fellas, this could be a set-up. Enter in carefully.

Posted by: Dianna on April 12, 2005 04:04 PM

Perhaps I missed something, and I certainly don't want to throw cold water (or, perhaps hydrochloric acid) on this fantasy, but how do you know it's a gal?

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on April 12, 2005 04:05 PM

Any takers if it's katie couric?

Include me out if it is.

Posted by: max on April 12, 2005 04:11 PM

I'm with Uncle Jefe.

I see nothing there to suggest that the body cavity that needs "fulfillment" is of the Vaginal variety...

Posted by: Grendel on April 12, 2005 04:19 PM

Well, the "w4m" in the heading indicates women seeking men. But Dianna's right--the truth behind this could be even more shocking and disturbing than the hideous truth that underlies more conventional personals ads.

Posted by: utron on April 12, 2005 04:49 PM

Maybe it's that Republican guy Ace mentions in his next post...

Posted by: Grendel on April 12, 2005 05:26 PM

MoDo. Fo' sho'. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Gnostic surface on April 12, 2005 05:27 PM

Guy: pretty f'in funny rip on Cedarford's nano-equipment.

Posted by: Golden Boy on April 12, 2005 05:59 PM

UTRON-
I mean, wasn't it just yesterday that Ace was enlightening us about how a person 'identifies' their gender?

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on April 12, 2005 06:48 PM

Hmmmm....I'm thinking I'd like to be sexually debased by Laurie Dhue while she's wearing black leather thigh-high boots with fuck-me heels, Sondra's thong, and an Ace of Spades baby-t. I'd be willing to read naughty copy off a TelePrompTer while she told me what a bad anchor I was. BAD ANCHOR!!!

Posted by: CraigC on April 13, 2005 02:22 AM