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April 08, 2005

The Genius That is Wonkette!

Hey, I'm going to start making glib and vapid (and, might I say, unfunny) little remarks and try to rescue them via promiscuous usage of exclamation points!

Sound like fun?! Anyone want to join me?!

Let's all become talentless and tasteless media-darlings by writing like a twelve-year-old schoolgirl-slash-drooling-retard!

posted by Ace at 01:30 PM

Comments

You do know that Ana Marie didn't write that post, right? It was some contributor. I'm not sure if she writes for the site any longer, she's too busy fulfilling her six-figure book deal.

(Sob)

Posted by: Bill from INDC on April 8, 2005 01:35 PM

Yes! I know! I specifically mentioned her ghost-writers!

But they're imitating that eminently-imitable Wonkete style!

I don't give a shit who is actually writing for her now! No worse than whoever was writing for her before!

Wheee!

Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 01:44 PM

"Butt sex!" (tee hee hee....)

Posted by: Cynical Nation on April 8, 2005 01:47 PM

But Ace, you don't have any t!ts!!

Big ones!!

That sit right below her collagen-y lips.

With red hair that screams "Fire in the Hole!!!"

I'm just saying!!!

Posted by: Birkel on April 8, 2005 01:58 PM

But Ace, you don't have any t!ts!!

How do you know?! Didn't you see my virtual model?!

I've got great big pendulous he-knockers!

Sunday New York Times Magazine, I am availabe for interviews! I'll also bring some of my whore friends!

Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 02:05 PM

What's a genuis?

Posted by: someone on April 8, 2005 02:23 PM

God, I hate you guys.

Might be time for a Friday FlameWar.

Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 02:26 PM

does Wankette have tshirts? where can i get one?

Posted by: bach on April 8, 2005 02:33 PM

One more crack like that and I'm retiring.

Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 02:35 PM

Does Wonkette have t-shirts? Where can I get one?

Posted by: on April 8, 2005 02:45 PM

IS THAT A JOKE, APRIL? I DON'T GET IT.

Posted by: lauraw on April 8, 2005 02:57 PM

I'll pay a dollar to see the man-knockers.

Posted by: Birkel on April 8, 2005 06:22 PM

Does Michelle have T-shirts, I want one.

Posted by: BT on April 8, 2005 06:31 PM

Ace! Wow! Today was wild as shit! Wilder than riding the baloney-pony! Know what I mean?!

Carter gets dissed by Bush! Carter looks pissed! Like he's got a cock! up! his! ass!

Maybe Bush! ruptured his colon!?!

Posted by: KCTrio on April 8, 2005 08:51 PM

Wonkette's genius is capturing unflattering TV-stills of political celebrities. An odd facial expression captured in a frame, pee pee references, and a bunch of slammers! It is no wonder why she is regarded as a genius.

Someone should create a TV show with a second-rate comedian who takes random soundbytes from Conservatives and make funny jokes about them. The comic's trademark schtick will be a three second dead-pan stare after an out-of-context soundbyte.

The audience will totally crack-up. The bit will never wear out, for, you see, we can always find enough stupid people to fill a television studio.

We'll call it the Daily Show.
Take that, Wonkette!

Posted by: on April 9, 2005 01:33 AM