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Let's Be Honest: Michelle Malkin Is a C**tOf course I'm not serious. Michelle Malkin is one of the dearest friends I have, despite the fact that I know her not at all. But she's famous and she seems to humor me, so she joins Ice-T and "Coco" in the exalted pantheon of Ace of Spades pretend-friends. But commenters at the Washington Monthly's "Political Animal" blog are quite serious. The only real disagreement among them concerns whether Ms. Malkin is a "c**t" or merely a "whore." I suppose I have little right to comment on the incivility on INTERNET, as I've done so much to advance it. Still, I will say this. I do try to exercise some caution here. Partly for reasons of taste, partly so that the people who know me don't think I'm an absolute freak, and also partly because I'd like to, you know, sell advertising space here. For more money than I'm getting now. And it just seems to me that right-wing sites are discriminated in terms of advertising -- because we're "scary" to a lot of the liberal buffoons making ad-buys -- and because, for example, one of our readers might say something a bit nasty in the comments. And yet lefty commenters can toss out the c-word all the doo-dah day without impacting the desirability of advertising on their sites. Maybe I should stop calling Keith Olbermann a "fucking douchebag" and call him what I really think he hought to be called. Trust me, "douchebag" is really down on the list of curses I like. It's so cute and silly it's almost a term of endearment. By the way, speaking of the priggishness of many liberals-- Michelle Malkin is a "whore," I'm guessing, because she, get this, wears lipstick and seems to care about how her hair looks when on TV. My goodness, she might as well be peddling her ass on the street, the filthy slattern. Not all women can have the natural beauty of a, say, Bella Abzug. That's Why "Wonkette" (or Her Ghostwriters) Gets All the Attention: A perfectly idiotic posting on this matter. I don't mean to be, you know, either misogynistic or homophobic. But could someone explain to liberal women and liberal gay men that exclamation points are not to be used as commonly as, say, commas? And furthermore! Just throwing in exclamation points! Does not! In fact! Make a bad joke funny! Via some process of excessive, gushing! Punctuational alchemy! Writing! In the breathless style! Of a Michale Musto gossip column! Or a thirteen year old girl! In her crush-diary! Is kinda fuckin' annoying! You know what I mean?! Don't Hook Up With Wonkette You could wind up with a nasty dose of The Slammies.* And pennicillin will not cure you. Thanks! For the tip! To James! * "The Slammies" is a euphemism for the chronic condition of over-using the already-overused exclamation point. It derives from "Slammer," newspaper-jargon for the punctuation mark in question. Learn somthin' new every day! posted by Ace at 12:37 PM
CommentsNote that it appears to be Ace contributor Once a Dem who interjects the term "Whore". An attempt at being funny that all involved seem to have taken seriously. And seriously, Malkin is an excellent and critical thinking driven writer. That some on the left are driven to childish insults just shows that she is scoring points that they feel inadequant to respond to in other ways. When Malkin was dropped by the Seattle Times I wrote them a couple of pointy letters, but to no effect. Posted by: vonKreedon on April 8, 2005 12:47 PM
Which letters? V is pretty pointy. T is too, but only if you hold it at an angle. Posted by: lauraw on April 8, 2005 12:53 PM
lauraw made granola come out of my nose. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on April 8, 2005 12:57 PM
I liked the Susan Estrich remark better. For one thing, Bella Abzug actually had some real ideas, and while she may have worn silly hats, she was still a lady. Posted by: Dianna on April 8, 2005 01:02 PM
Laura - Well, of course V, using a sans serif font, and also l, lower case and again sans serif. But the Times editors appeared to be made of sterner stuff and the letters had no affect. Posted by: vonKreedon on April 8, 2005 01:04 PM
I liked the Susan Estrich remark better. Yeahhhhh... except I sort of realized that meant I was doing the same thing I was criticizing in this post. I'm not to sure insulting the looks of a dead woman makes it any better, but sometimes I have a very odd manner of thinking. Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 01:11 PM
You all seem a bit desperate. Trying to base an attack on random blog comments is pretty weak, don't you think? Ooooh, poor Michell is being harassed by random blog comments. Are you people being so protective because she's a pretty little girl who shouldn't be subjected to such meanness? Any attempts to take the high ground in the highly important arena of "blog comments" with regard to "childish insults" by the people who comment here (as well as the proprietor) just makes me snicker... Go trolling through the archives on this here blog. There are posts and comments with with some of the most hateful invective ever seen. At least Ace as much as admits it. But it leaves you wondering why he even bothers with the subject. Ace, maybe the reason you and your compatriots don't get the big ad-buys is because there is little to distinguish you from your commenters with regards to bile and invective? Posted by: izzadem on April 8, 2005 01:11 PM
Trying to base an attack on random blog comments is pretty weak, don't you think? Little Green Footballs gets attacked on exactly this point about thirty fucking times a week, Fishface. Are you people being so protective because she's a pretty little girl who shouldn't be subjected to such meanness? Doesn't hurt. Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 01:14 PM
Go trolling through the archives on this here blog. There are posts and comments with with some of the most hateful invective ever seen. And I'm proud of that. Especially the Flame War. In fact, I just happened to discover some of izzadem's high-school poetry. One of his bits of rhyme goes thusly: Roses are red Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 01:15 PM
"Any attempts to take the high ground in the highly important arena of "blog comments" with regard to "childish insults" by the people who comment here (as well as the proprietor) just makes me snicker" You know, izzadem, I was thinking the same thing as I was trying to knock the burro off of your mom so I could have my turn.
Posted by: BrewFan on April 8, 2005 01:15 PM
The moderate media starlet Wonkette posted a lovely snippet on Malkin just now. Gee that Wonkette sure seems to be the most unbiased arbiter I have found in blogs. I totally understand how ABC, CNN, MSNBC, NPR etc would hold her up as a paragon of public discourse. Maybe we should start referring to Wonkette as Janus (insert anal reference) to denote the one face she has for her adoring media and the other that moderately comments on the internet and policy. Posted by: James on April 8, 2005 01:16 PM
Hey, in fairness izzadem's got a point. I've seen some vile, stupid comments on this site that were practically dripping with hate. The thing is, practically all of them came from lefties--like izzadem, who doesn't exactly sound like he'll be walking off with the Miss Congeniality award. Posted by: utron on April 8, 2005 01:24 PM
To quote that other great user of exclamation points (William Shatner). Get! A! Life! Skanky! Whoreblogger! Or, skanky whoreblogger ghostwriter. I just hope that when Wonkette's as old as Jane Fonda, she's at home with her white russians drunkenly shooing away the cats from her bedpan while she reflects on how her scabrous bedsores look just like those rugburns she once got on her knees back when she could drag her mayonnaise-rippled ass out of bed in order to play her favorite game of Jodie Foster pinball. Meanwhile, Ms. Malkin will be as charming, witty, and gorgeous as she is now. Boy, envy sucks, huh? Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on April 8, 2005 01:38 PM
[Edited by Ace. Please, nothing that can be construed as seriously-intended libel. For crying out loud, I would rather not be sued, okay?] Posted by: ??? on April 8, 2005 02:04 PM
Hey, nobody's gonna give me props for defending Malkin!?! I was the main one!!! Just read down a bit!!! Oh, and it's 'cause Wonkette's hot! And the t!ts!! Posted by: Birkel on April 8, 2005 02:09 PM
In fact, I just happened to discover some of izzadem's high-school poetry. One of his bits of rhyme goes thusly: Hahahahahaha, oh shit, heh. It's funny how easy it is to get you to drop the mask, and simply be who you are... Yeah, that's the way to get those advertiser here in droves, ace... "oh yeah, let's go advertise with that guy who acts like an eighth grade malcontent potty-mouth" So, where is the liberal blog whose author (not commenters) is as class an act as you? BTW, what in the world is "Little Green Footballs?" - nevermind, that's what google's for. Posted by: izzadem on April 8, 2005 02:19 PM
"BTW, what in the world is "Little Green Footballs" Like you don't read it everyday, right? Posted by: BrewFan on April 8, 2005 02:31 PM
I apologize on behalf of my shithead cousin. I mean, come on! Potty mouth? Those guys at Mensa can be brutal. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on April 8, 2005 02:41 PM
This is why I really do think about retiring. It's one thing to disagree with someone, even heatedly. But to resort to that sort of hurtful language? "P*tty M**th?" For the love of everything holy, has this society become that debased? Posted by: ace on April 8, 2005 02:43 PM
Note that it appears to be Ace contributor Once a Dem who interjects the term "Whore". An attempt at being funny that all involved seem to have taken seriously. Thank God someone has pointed this out! (and no, I'm not John from Wuzzadem) I want everyone to to know that I NEVER intended to join in the insults of Michelle Malkin. As vonKreedon pointed out, my intent was exactly the opposite. My comment about the use of Democratic talking points using the term "wh**e was my attempt to ridicule that mouth-breather who calls himself "hostile." On a couple of occasions, Ms. Malkin has mentioned the fact that her hate mail contains the term "whore" with a strangely high level of regularity. So, when I said that Hostile needed to "check his talking points," I was implying that the attacks on her are part of an orchestrated smear campaign. I continued by sarcastically "revealing" that the use of such slurs comes from the Democratic Party Official Propaganda Guidelines (as part of this sarcasm, I said that I had obtained this handbook "backstage at the Kerry convention ... the red one with Che Guevara on the cover"). In other words, my comment was an attempt to ridicule losers like that idiot "hostile" by saying that his vile sentiment came from I feel awful that Ms. Malkin may have taken my comment as joining in with those fools. I feel like Kramer when he slugged his idol Mickey Mantle at fantasy baseball camp. (PS, I was never actually a "dem." I only use that nickname in order to get under the skin of the lefties who hang out over there. It's part of my PsyOps operation to drive them all insane.) Posted by: Once a dem on April 8, 2005 03:00 PM
Great how the liberals are frog-marching Larry Summers on an apology tour for speculative remarks in opening academic inquiry into gender differences in math & sciences - offending the delicate sensibilities of women who every one knows are "every bit as strong, intelligent, and courageous as men" thus gender disparities in math, sciences, truck driving, and Navy SEAL Teams is obvious discrimination.......While the same liberals have gotten a "thing" for calling Michelle Malkin a skank, a whore, a C**t. A happily married woman and mother of two. As for Little Green Footballs, it is a great Blog and source of information, but has gotten a real bad reputation. Google won't link it. The problem is the owner Johnson is factually on mark and is sometimes first to post on the latest Islamic horror, but editorially casts it in the most negative light possible for Muslims in general. Then his commentators are split between thoughtful and the remnants of Meir Kahane's followers. The latter give the Site it's reputation as a bigoted Hate Site. "Sterilize Muslims!" "Sand niggers that breed like rats" "Nuke Mecca" "Cleanse the lands of Judea and Samaria all non-Jews"- are typical, and Johnson does not interfere with their post content . At the same time, Johnson is quick to ban posters that criticize Israel. His Site's reputation hurt Johnson when Rathergate broke and Johnson had a part in it. Many media outlets were reluctant to interview Johnson because of the perception that he ran a Site well-tainted by religious bigotry. Posted by: Cedarford on April 8, 2005 03:08 PM
Once a dem, Come on, you know you're me. The sooner you admit it, the sooner we can get off these meds. Well, maybe not all of them. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on April 8, 2005 03:12 PM
Come on, you know you're me. The sooner you admit it, the sooner we can get off these meds. Nooooooo!!!! This has all gone horribly wrong. Forgive me, Michelle! Posted by: Once a dem on April 8, 2005 03:15 PM
"he ran a Site well-tainted by religious bigotry" Defined by you as such because its not your brand of religious bigotry, right? Posted by: BrewFan on April 8, 2005 03:34 PM
But come on Cedarford, if we nuked the islamic countries think about how many more jews per capita there would be for you to kill? Or is it just the fact that the middle east is the only area which still entertains nazism & facism as a serious (and dominant) political force that leads you to defend them. Does that make the ME your version of Cheers, a place where everybody knows your name and shares your hatred of the jeeeeewwwwws Posted by: HowardDevore on April 8, 2005 04:07 PM
Shut up, BrewFan. Posted by: anonymous on April 8, 2005 04:31 PM
Does Michelle Malkin have a big hairy mustache on the top of her lip? Well? Does she? The answer is no. She does not. She doesn't have a huge caterpilar crawling above her lips that screams "I am womanly, hear me roar!" or even "Wax me!" Therefore, of COURSE people of the Washington Monthly are going to call her a whore! It's Elementary! in fact, I'll bet the readers of the Washington Post would call her that too. Or even the NY Times, who knows! If she doesn't look like she belongs at a REGAP or NLGA or GLAAD conference, then she's a whore! Wait a second, not REGAP. REGAP is a greyhound adoption organization. On second thought, in that case, maybe keep REGAP. You get the point. Posted by: Stavro99 on April 8, 2005 05:12 PM
Howard Devore - No one was saying the Arabs don't have odious characteristics. They do. But only in greater numbers than the Zionist terrorists of the Right Wing in Israel. The point was by allowing LGF to serve as a sanctuary and platform for those bigoted Zionists that Johnson got his Blog nailed as a Hate Site, like Hizbollah.org, Stormfront, British Muslim Student's Association, and Hamas sites. His choice. Pity, because unlike SpewFan, there are actually many thoughtful posters on his threads..... Posted by: Cedarford on April 8, 2005 06:37 PM
My beef with Wonkette (the whole Denton empire for that matter) is that she knows no emotion but snark. Utter snark. There's wit and intelligence to it, granted. But it's buried under so much "i am hip and you are too (as long as I like you)" superiority/condescension that it's painful to read. A little of that most evil sentiment goes an awful long way. Something on that site reminds me of the worst of high school, girl-cliquery. Politics is bad enough, do we have to toss 'not hip enough' into that mix too? That said, I like her juggs. Posted by: Ray Midge on April 8, 2005 07:14 PM
Agreed, Ray. The irony of Wonkette (or the minions toiling in her ghostwriter sweatshops, whatever) is so knee-jerk reflexive that it comes off more like high-school snark than hipness. And I know I'm in the minority here, but I'm not even that impressed with her juggs. As far as I'm concerned, all her squeakholes are belong to Ace. Posted by: utron on April 8, 2005 08:44 PM
Utron: We'll have to agree to disagree about the juggs. But please, scroll down here before you write those things off. Those whole Cutler/Wonkette photos ('skankiness' of the Cutler incident aside) show off Wonkette at her worst and best. The worst? The obvious sense that this is a girl mightily impressed with her own sexiness. Seems to be making her lightheaded in fact. "I'm so hot, I'm making me drunk!" Not an attractive quality in a chick, specially one so snarky. She has a bland, healthy prettiness (and prettiness is stretching it), not some air born, narcotic sexuality. (Oh, what about the poor men being driven wild around her?! How does the photographer even manage to take a picture? Is he gay? Was he holding his breath? A special fitted air filter??) The best? Again, that tank top holds her appeal. Give 'em their due. Posted by: Ray Midge on April 8, 2005 09:36 PM
Meh. Her chestal area is pretty much comme ci, comme ca, but I'll agree with you on the rest of the package. Back in the real world, if I were acquainted with some nobody named Ana Marie Wilcox who looked like that, I'd regard them as average, with smarts and personality as the factors that budged the ol' needle one way or the other. That "Gaze upon the wonder that is Wonkette!" self-absorption she projects is a major turn-off. But then, millions of folks pretend to take her seriously so they can listen to her blather on about her imaginary sexual adventures as if she were the Sweetheart of the Audiovisual Club, so what do I know? Posted by: utron on April 8, 2005 09:58 PM
Then by your logic Cedarford, shouldn't Ace ban YOU. (Actually we do know how far it can go. No semi serious libel/death threats. And a Vertigoesque language policy where the big C word seems to be the only nono.) Posted by: HowardDevore on April 8, 2005 10:01 PM
Howard Devore - Don't you have some Settlements to defend???? Come on, pack you bags and defend your soil! It is interesting that most of us talk about strategy to address the Muslims in terms of how this affects America and what America should do. Right wing Zionists at LGF talk in terms of how it affects Israel, and what America should do. And what got Johnson at LGF in trouble with the MSM recognition and sponsors he wanted was selective banning. Purging almost anyone who harshly criticized Zionism, while lending encouragement to those who expressed the strongest anti-Muslim religious bigotry. Frankly, Howard, right wing Jews in America have milked WWII guilt about as far as they could in attempting to suppress ME debate with ANY criticism of Israel amounting to anti-Semitism. Like the boy who cried "wolf" too many times. The stifling of opinion has definitely stopped on campuses and the millions of Muslims that have flooded into America thanks to the lax immigration laws Jews pushed in 1965 have meant the most adament opponents of Zionism are now here in America and demanding equal time to air their views on TV and in newspapers. So do go on about the Jeeeeeeeews, Howard. The country has heard all the violin music from the World's Greatest Victims before. After spending twice on Israel what we spent on the Marshall Plan, enduring 2 oil embargos on Israel's behald then seeing them repay us by launching 250,000 Colonists into Occupied Lands in defiance of the Geneva Conventions and the UN Res 242 that America voted for.....plus all the heat we have taken from the rest of the world......... We don't "owe" Israel anything. And Zionism is past it's apogee of influence in America. Demographics and American travellers and soldiers getting an earful from those on the other side of the Israel-Palestine dispute ensure that Zionists no longer have a monopoly on information coming from the ME. Even Christian Zionists are getting 2nd thoughts as their sons and daughters return from overseas military assignments hearing nothing but complaints of Zionist villainry. Enjoy your ride on the downhill slope of influence in America, Devore. Posted by: Cedarford on April 9, 2005 01:34 AM
Regarding Cedarford's gaseous emanations I think Herman's Hermits said it best: "Second verse, same as the first" Posted by: BrewFan on April 9, 2005 08:26 AM
Jeez, there's a lot of negativity bouncing around in here! (BTW, [!] also known as a screamer to people in the ad bidness) Posted by: ed in texas on April 9, 2005 11:56 AM
Ace, I would like to offer an alternative when referrring to Mr. Keith Olbermann. How about: Keith Olbermann, host of the Pucker Factor. Posted by: dittybopper on April 9, 2005 12:54 PM
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