Wow. SCORE.

Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities did the arithmetic on this, under the headline: "6120 Virgins Called Up."

Maybe not as the Iraqi gov't may have inflated the body count. No bodies were recovered. At least according to the ever-reliable MSM....(eye roll).

Still decent news keeps coming out of iraq.

The real number lies "between 11 and 80." to quote the story

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64206-2005Mar24.html?nav=hcmodule

via the Corner

PS I have decided that terrorists are like Kobolds in old D&D mythos. Cowards but very nasty in ambush and sneak attacks. Individually they are whimps but working together they can kill dragons.

You forgot to mention the best part.
This was done by the new Iraqi forces.
Hoorah.

Here's a graphic for your next virgins post, heh...

http://www.gridcafe.com/images/arafats_surprise.jpg

The real number lies "between 11 and 80." to quote the story.

Sounds like the story was written by Lancet.

Cordially...

If dead terrorists are really like kobolds I hope our boys don't forget to loot the bodies.

So how many innocent Iraqis have been murdered by the Bush war criminals now?

Hey, RevengeWillCome, that's my schtick! Well, not that I care about the innocent dead, but ripping Bush as a heartless hypocrite is my own province. What are you, gay?

Pseudarford you don't stand a chance against me when it comes to ripping that illiterate fucking moron and no, I'm not gay.

"ripping that illiterate fucking moron"

You mean Cedarford?

PS, bad news: those 72 virgins you were promised? Not actually women, as it turns out. They're a bunch of very horny and scary-well-endowed fifteen-year-old-boys who are really into beards and forcible sodomy.

and now the bad news ...

Having spent five years in the middle east, I know well that, unfortunately, well-endowed fifteen year olds are considered a suitable replacement, in fact, virgin donkeys will do ... or hey, even a lame neutered octogenarian goat or two ....

Cedarford! Where are you when freedom fighters international needs you?

What? Sorry, PS Flanagan, I was helping my friends, the Jordanian Peace Keepers, put down the Christian Right to Life wackos in East Timor--though I was more of what you might call a "social chairman":

Children were not the only victims - in early 2001, two Jordanians were evacuated home with injured penises after attempting sexual intercourse with goats.

Ah Pseudarford, good work indeed!! (Gawd I hate when a #!*&@ goat ruins one of those fine revolutionary penises)

Wow, a moonbat who can spell three-syllable words and understands capitalization. RWC, I salute you! (Guess with which finger?)

zetard I'm glad you finally found a use for your finger other than sticking it up your fat chickenshit ass.

Awwww, did the widdle asshat get all upset?

Is Revenge the name of your boyfriend?

Boy friend, I just finished banging your daughter fat boy.

So how many innocent Iraqis have been murdered by the Bush war criminals now?

ummmmmmmm hellooooooooooo there ........... Having the terrorist regime of Saddam Hussein, and his two murderous sadist sons is preferable to the liberation of the Iraqi people? Let's see, hmmmmmm:

mass graves
the iron maiden
rape rooms
starvation while Saddam enjoys gold plated toilet fixtures ....

I think the Iraqis would prefer the cost of some unintended civilian casualties to a guaranteed 70-80 mmore years or more of tyranny and the assured murder of thousands if not millions.

Gosh the only ones I can think of who might miss 'ol Saddam are mass murderers or Tyrants themselves - Bin Laden, Assad, and their mujahadeen buddies ..

Wake up and smell the Arak brother!

Gee I seem to recall our war criminal leaders telling us that Iraq needed to be invaded because they had weapons of mass destruction. The liberation horseshit appeared later on as excuse number 18 or 19. However, if this is a war of Liberation why are we not taking any other thugs out around the world, why just Iraq. It can't be because of all those oil resources can it? I'll tell you, you rethugs are really stupid.

uhhhhh, you were talking about "innocent Iraqis murdered" ... and there I was describing the alternative reality of many many more Iraqis murdered, rap3ed and tortured.

I'm sorry you couldn't follow my train of thought. I'll try to speak more slowly next time.

and as far as weapons of mass destruction, there is no proof that they did not exist. They could very well be in Syria right now - ya know, Syria, remember? where Saddam's women fled during the war?

in fact, as a betting women, I've been thinking Syria might be next in line -- considering Bush's statement blaming Syria for a civilian bombing in Israel shortly after the whole Lebanese government debacle and then the Syrian claim that they "will pull out sometime (in the next millenium)" ... now I wonder why 'ol Assad got scared enough to start pulling back? It sure wasn't because of the Israelis ..

I take back my earlier comment. best you just keep away from that Arak revenge-boy.

Where are the graves you ignorant sow? We have murdered 100,000 of them so far and lost 1500 of our own? Where are the graves of all the ones Saddam supposedly killed? Are they in Syria too, along with all the WMD. God you people are stupid.

Take two minutes on google and you'd run across something like mass*graves.info (if you're not too stupid, remove the *, Aces filter doesn't like the whole word). You know 'Revenge' you're quite the moron. But thanks for stopping by!

Hit a chord did I? We may very well find out whether there are WMD across the border in Syria. As for the atrocities of Saddam Hussein and sons:

Most of the graves discovered to date correspond to one of five major atrocities perpetrated by the regime.

* The 1983 attack against Kurdish citizens belonging to the Barzani tribe, 8,000 of whom were rounded up by the regime in northern Iraq and executed in deserts at great distances from their homes.
* The 1988 Anfal campaign, during which as many as 182,000 people disappeared. Most of the men were separated from their families and were executed in deserts in the west and southwest of Iraq. The remains of some of their wives and children have also been found in mass graves.
*Chemical attacks against Kurdish villages from 1986 to 1988, including the Halabja attack, when the Iraqi Air Force dropped sarin, VX and tabun chemical agents on the civilian population, killing 5,000 people immediately and causing long-term medical problems, related deaths, and birth defects among the progeny of thousands more.
* The 1991 massacre of Iraqi Shi’a Muslims after the Shi’a uprising at the end of the Gulf war, in which tens of thousands of soldiers and civilians in such regions as Basra and Al-Hillah were killed.
*The 1991 Kurdish massacre, which targeted civilians and soldiers who fought for autonomy in northern Iraq after the Gulf war.
*Opponents and critics of the regime from all religious and ethnic groups were also executed and buried in mass graves. Many of these are believed to be located at or near prisons and former military establishments.

These crimes have acquired a measure of notoriety and salience. Thousands of other Iraqis, including Marsh Arabs, Shi’a Muslims in the 1970s and 1980s, and students involved in uprisings in Najaf in 1999 may also be lying in mass graves in Iraq.

http://www.state.gov/g/drl/rls/27000.htm

The US Department of State link posted above gives more information on the location of mass graves. It sounds to me like you are the stupid one - one of these Historical (well, in your case, I 'd say "Hysterical" Revisionists - You know, those terribly intelligent types who insist the Holocaust did not happen. I suppose the killing fields didn't either, nor did Stalin's murder of 12 million.

In addition to actual stupidity, you are a rude person. When your foolishness is revealed you start with the name calling - very mature! It is hard not to stoop to your level.

Now as for me, I'm rather cute, have excellent social skills and a pretty stellar IQ .. not to mention a good grasp of reality.

(not exactly modest, but hey, I can't expect to be perfect, now can I?)

I don't have a daughter, but I'll definitely keep my son away from you. Now your sorry-ass attempts at insulting me have grown tiresome. Buh bye now.

"Now as for me, I'm rather cute, have excellent social skills and a pretty stellar IQ .. not to mention a good grasp of reality.

"(not exactly modest, but hey, I can't expect to be perfect, now can I?)"

I couldn't help but notice a significant omission. And, co-incidently, it's been quite a while since the last time one of our female posters bragged about her breasts for a couple of posts or so.

Would you be interested? Maybe include graphic descriptions regarding their texture, shape, reactions to various stimuli, density, typical movement patterns while exercising, etc...

And, if it's not too much trouble, a detailed recounting of the procedure used to wash them might also be of interest to those of us monitoring the thread.

Thank you for your interest Dogstar! Wow, I'm not angry at Revenge-Boy anymore now that I've been directed to re-focus on my superstellar breasts.

You are a genius Dogstar! Thank you! Have you ever considered a career in motivational speaking, or psychiatry or something?

signed,

your new bestest friend

>I don't have a daughter, but I'll definitely keep my son away from you. Now your sorry-ass attempts at insulting me have grown tiresome. Buh bye now.

Guess what you stupid cow not all Liberals are gay. Do you hate Jews too moron?

PS where did Saddam get the chemicals he used on the Kurds and who was over there the next week licking his ass and selling him more weapons. If we gave a shit about liberating them why didn't we do something in the early 90's? Face it babe you are a victim of propaganda, although you are not quite as bad as fat boy.

psflanagean,

Will you marry me?

psflanagan,

Will you marry me?

(sorry for double posts...)

No problem Jack M. - I'll just have to marry you twice .... well, I have to confess I'm already married, but if my husband should happen to fall into a vegetative state, I could always make you my common-law husband ...

Revenge - oh you silly thing! You mean you are just going to ignore all those false statements you made before and are gonna keep throwing more out??!!! Gawd, I'd rather contemplate my breasts!

Do your homework bro -- I don't want to play with you unless you do your homework!!

I think Revenge = Downtown Lad; hey Ace better check the IP addresses on these comments!

>Do your homework bro -- I don't want to play with you unless you do your homework!!

Come on honey you can do better than that? Surely you are a touch above the other retards on this board.

>hey Ace better check the IP addresses on these comments!

Can't stand anyone who doesn't sing with the choir there Freep Creep?

"Surely you are a touch above the other retards on this board."

No, I'm afraid not Revenge, my friend. I get bored quite easily with uninformed hysterical rhetoric. And I guess I like my fellow retards. Sorry! Maybe Cedarford would be willing to play with you?? just a thought!

As I figured you chickenshits can dish it, but you can't take. Go back to whining about Liberals and Fags you fucking morons.

I'm out of here.

Well, I guess it showed us! I wonder how we can become as smart as it is? A frontal lobotomy would probably do it.

Yeah Brewfan, I was thinking it would be cruel to have any further dialogue. Is there a blog equivalent of a golf handicap? If not, maybe we could institute one?

Revenge's Boyfriend Will Come leaves, and suddenly it feels like someone very interesting came in.

*Sigh*..the good ones are always taken.

Well if you wont marry me, psflanagan, I have only one thing to say.

Got a sister?

Um, did you get the impression that I wanted YOU to contemplate your breasts?
If so, please accept my most humble and profuse apologies.

What I actually meant was, I was hoping *I* (and, evidently, Jack M, along with possibly a few others who have conceivably been thinking about it but were too timid to speak up) could contemplate your superstellar breasts.

Especially the washing part. Did I mention that before?

Jack M. I'm quite rich in the sister department, but I believe they are also taken ....

Hmmm, my girls are too young, my neighbors are too old and decidedly too liberal ...

oh hey!! We are getting an unattached hermit crab who might be interested in a longterm relationship (you'll have to provide adequate humidity and climbing opportunities though) ...

Hey Ace! Looks like we have found the answer to World Peace, Bipartisan Love and Understanding, as well as the Self-Ejection of Trolls ...

a frank discussion of breasts!

Dogstar, you truly are a genius.

(pass the soap, please, would you honey?)