Geez .. too much information Ace. About the crawl space and duct tape, what are you up there with? a hamster?

.. guess I spoke too soon about the hamster. Apparently *I* am a "dangerous lover".

how frightening ......... hmmmmmmmmmmm ....

Coquette here...

"You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them!"

Of course when I showed this to my wife she laughed out loud.

The Coquette..

Heh.

So as usual you won't actually say which one you are... but i still enjoyed your answer. I'm glad you liked the stupid quiz. I guess there is some truth to the results (ofcourse i got Ideal Lover...supposedly, so i shouldn't complain). Thanks for link love, i feel a little bit sillly putting these kinds of things on the blog.

C'mon folks...

Everyone knows you can't spell:

"John Wayne Gacy"

without:

A.C.E.

You know what I admire about your bag 'o teeth? That you've been "dating" people with teeth. I seem to end up with the gals who lost their teeth (and their figures) to drug abuse.

Of course, these slender, toothless gals are easier to lose afterwards, especially if your floorboards are set on 18" joists. You need a waifish gal for floors like that.

So I'm a "Coquette"? Well, okay, but I'm coquettish in an all-manly way, baby. Yeah. A Viking coquette.

Ideal lover here. Now why can't everyone else realize this?

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

Excellent.

'The Charmer.'
Pfft. What a load of crap.

I'm with all the other coquettes. The manly ones. Although that does sound disturbingly like "Cockette."

After lying on every question I got this:

You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

Tell it to my ex-wife there in the Dusty ad, the Dirty Pretty Thing.

I wonder what it takes to get an answer that says "You're kinda lame."

All the answers are really positive.

It's been my experience that in order to ger "You're kinda lame" you need to into the "real world" and hit on some one. In the virtual worlld they like to cover up negative traits like for example having no personality with calling - "Ideal Lover" it's all about perspective.

Yeah, I was hoping to be called "Hot Stuff" or something, and the quiz just told me, "You're fond of wearing spats," which didn't really even seem relevant.

Almost as if the quiz was trying to politely change the topic.

How in the hell are me and 72Virgins in the same boat? I'm a Siren/Rake too.

Is there a category for those who will whore themselves out for crazy blog money? Or is that the same as Hare Lipped Guy...

Loose shit alert: Ace, get the banner image updated. That dithering around the text looks horrible and ass cheap. Maybe a GIF will get a nice, small size without the dither?

The new logo kicks ass. Don't be afraid to play with the spacing of the A's relative to the main image when designing your swag.