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« Two Years Later | Main | The Stupidest Lyric Ever Written »
March 20, 2005

Susan Estrich, SuperWoman, Plays the Mom Card

...to avoid debating Cathy Seipp on the radio about her continuing campaign to be more annoying than usual.

She says she had to tuck in the little ones and could not possibly find a cordless phone with which to call into the show.

Maybe that's why Michael Kinsley doesn't publish more of her columns -- maybe he keeps trying to contact her for a piece, but she's puttering around the house picking up roller-skates and Tickle-Me-Elmo's and always stumbles over the vacuum-cleaner on the way to pick up the phone.

In related news, Kinsely has been so effectively chastened by the haus-frau mau-mau that he's willing to tell ludicrious lies. The lie in question? That Maureen Dowd is "the most influential columnist of our time."

He brings up Larry Summers in this column; good, I was going to as well. Just as Larry Summers was forced to recant his heresies -- as somone said, he was punished for not professing enough belief in the Gods of the City -- so is Michael Kinsley forced to do penance.

Winston Smith was forced in Room 101 to declare 2 + 2 = 5; and so Michael Kinsely is now forced to claim something even more illogical and incomprehensible -- that Maureen Dowd's eight-grade slam-book comedy stylings make her "the most influential columnist of our time."

I can imagine alternate universes, based upon strange systems of mathematics in which 2 + 2 does equal five, and in which parallel lines not only meet, but meet as frequently as their schedules will allow, catching dinner and a show together and then going back to one line's pied a terre to engage in some form of hot cryptogeometric copulation.

But I cannot fathom a plane of existance in which Maureen Dowd is "the most influential columnist of our time."

Apart from Wonkette, and the various interns/ghost-writers who churn out much of "Wonkette's" burblings-- who the fuck is she influencing, exactly?

Oh, right. Why, I see George Will engaging in her childish name-calling alpha-girl style all the time. And I'm told Jack Germond intends to begin mentioning Queer Eye For the Straight Guy in every column he may write henceforth. And reliable sources tell me that from now on, Max Boot's foreign-policy analyses will be entirely based on junior-high crush-party politics.

Susan Estrich may have been out of line to bring up his battle with Parkinson's in such a nasty manner, but face it, the man has gone from being a genuine must-read first-rate talent to barely-tolerable hack and a soporific shill. Who knows why. Maybe, like many, he was doomed to burn brightly and then simply flicker out.

You want to know who was influential? Michael Kinsley was influential. His just-on-the-right-side-of-snide manner -- combined with the crystal-clarity of his prose and his openess to challenge liberal canards (and conservative ones too, of course, but that's hardly remarkable in a liberal) -- made him one of the best columnists in America through the eighties and nineties.

You can see his influence in the amateur leftist webzine Slate today, except that writers like Tim Noah can't get away with Kinsely's snarkiness, since they don't possess his wit, his charm, his brains, or his facility with the written word. All these writers are able to do is to ape his attitude, the sneer of the superior, except they just can't get away with it-- they're not superior. Or even somewhere in the middle.

Their attitudes are writing checks their gifts can't cover.

But the days when Michael Kinsely could get away with this are, too, sadly passed. He is unfortunately just another left-wing hack who isn't even interesting enough to read for the purpose of getting miffed.

If It's On a T-Shirt, It's Gotta Be True Update: DeeDaGo sends:

Credit Update: When I posted this, I could not find the email nor the blog that had referred me to the Kinsley column. It was tom from The New Editor.

Pardon my lack of a proper hat-tip. I really did look but I couldn't find it... until three seconds ago.

The link in the main article has been changed to point to his site.


posted by Ace at 06:51 PM
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Speaking of Annoying Bitches heres a link to Dedorah Solomon of the NYT interviewing the Almighty Gannon.

It does not go well. Reg. Required.

Posted by: on March 20, 2005 07:01 PM

The more I read Kinsley's article, the more I think he was being very snide for most of the column. Looks like he tried to be too cute and his snidenes didn't quite translate.

That's the only reasonable explanation I can come up with for his lavish praise of Maureen Down. It makes alot more sense if you assume he was being sarcastic.

Posted by: Jimmie on March 20, 2005 07:02 PM

Once in a while Kinsley can still put out a column worth reading. Moreover, Dowd has been influential--in a bad way (see Wonkette and Tina Brown).

Still, I read the column you cite and kept waiting for it to get really good...and it just ended.

Nothing.

It was as though Kinsley thought about writing something challenging and controversial, and then just say to hell with it. Or ran out of gas and just stopped. Or something.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on March 20, 2005 07:04 PM

It makes alot more sense if you assume he was being sarcastic.

Don't ascribe to sarcasm what can be better explained by simple stupidity.

Posted by: ace on March 20, 2005 07:14 PM

I hate to tell you, Ace ...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/60f5/

That said, neither Estrich nor Kinsley nor (saints preserve us ...) Dowd(y) would get the joke.

Posted by: DeeDaGo on March 20, 2005 07:46 PM

Ace:

Good use of going for the simple explanation rather than the more complicated one. Editor's rule, or Occam's razor, go for the shortest (or simplest) wording or theory.

Had a theory I wanted to share, and see if anyone noticed this.

On the night of the Presidential Election, all the folks on TV, getting ready for their campagin coverage beginning at 7:00 PM EST, were doing last minute discussing/punditry just before the 7:00 PM EST mark. FOX had Hume, Krystal, Kondrake and Barone, and there was Susan Estrich on video feed. (Later that night, by the way, was when Barone sliced through the county voting patterns like a fuckin' hammer.)

Well, they were all hinting at what the Exit Poll showed (shit, it had hit Drudge early in the day, and they weren't being too quiet about the actual Exit Poll indicated), and the boys at FOX were sort of showing their hand (1, that the Exit Polls showed a Kerry victory; 2, that they were bumbed out about it, at least Hume and Kristol, and Barone wasn't doing his thing yet; and 3, they were trying to hope against hope that the Exit Poll was wrong). Estrich got really smarmy and said something along the lines of "You boys can cackle with your silly grins all you want, but from the looks of these polls, you know as well as I that if these Exit Poll numbers look right, your guy's toast and you can't change it."

She got in a real nasty dig. Prior to the Swift Boat shit, Estrich was pretty good on FOX. She was one of the token liberals, but she made sense most of the time, never got angry, and even slammed Clinton for his sexcapades and Kerry for running a shitty campaign. Then, after the Swift guys got their ad on, she went ballistic. Party faithful at all cost, trench warfare time. No more trying to sound left-leaning, she pulled the gloves off and was far-left shrill freak. Then, from that point on, Estrich became less and less interesting to hear on FOX.

Then, her guy got his ass handed to him, and Bush won, and she (Estrich) had to eat that shit she fed to Hume & Co. This to me was a major tipping point. She didn't show up as a commentator that much for the rest of the night, and Kristol, Barone and Hume were pretty damn happy that the Exit Polls were way off. They were happy because their instincts told them not to put all faith in the EP, and because they were rooting for Bush. Good pundits and good conservatives.

That's when I saw Estrich go into the pits of hell.

Posted by: KCTrio on March 20, 2005 08:55 PM

Estrich was clearly drunk on election night, did anybody else see it?

She was alright during the Cali Recall but like KCtrio says, she went nuts after the Swifties came out.

Posted by: on March 20, 2005 09:07 PM

That NYT interview had to be among the dumbest things I've eved read without clicking on Filet O Fish.

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on March 21, 2005 08:10 AM

After reading that Gannon "interview", it occurs to me once again how women take advantage of the fact that men won't bust their freaking teeth out. Tell me a guy would have got away with such an insulting approach.

She's just lucky Gannon didn't call down a lightining bolt on her ass, but I'll bet she's on his list now, anyway.

The Man's got some scores to settle, and you don't want to be around for the Day of Reckoning.

Posted by: spongeworthy on March 21, 2005 08:55 AM

The turning point for me with Susan Estrich was when she said one day on the Sean Hannity show that she had been raped and how hard it had been and how women should stick together. It made all the times she had defended Clinton and trashed Monica -all his women-seem so bizarre.

Posted by: j. on March 21, 2005 09:23 AM

"The turning point for me with Susan Estrich was when she said one day on the Sean Hannity show that she had been raped and how hard it had been..."


You know they never did catch the guy that tried to rape her. Heres an artists rendering of the suspect.

Im not sure why the picture shows the suspect holding a brown paper bag, but I can guess.

Posted by: on March 21, 2005 09:42 AM

Speaking of T-Shirts, our model for Dusty today reminds me of my ex-wife whom they name the movie Dirty Pretty Thing for.

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on March 21, 2005 12:16 PM

Alas, they got the phrase on the T-shirt wrong.

It should have read "...for sufficiently large values of 2".

(It's an old joke among mathematicians.)

Posted by: Steven Den Beste on March 22, 2005 09:59 PM
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